Twilight Fanfic by Insatiable Alice

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any rights. Inspired by the genius of Stephanie Meyer – I borrowed her cast and ideas and threw them into a slightly different version of the first book, for my own enjoyment only because I just Can't get enough!!!

Chapter 1: With Sarcasm, I get by.

Bella:

Walking through the halls of Forks high school in the rainiest, most depressing place in the continental U.S. I find myself constantly in my head, questioning my decision to move here. It's crazy just how much I wish I were home, in Phoenix. I miss the sun, the sticky air and the humidity, but Mom and her new husband were head over heels in love and I didn't want to put the pressure of raising a teenager on that ever-growing affection. I was lost, drowning in my own flood by trying to make everyone else happy.

Happy – huh, I thought, there's a word I will not use to describe myself anytime soon! Smiling a small, ironic, secret smile to myself I didn't even notice that I was tripping over my own two feet until I was face down realizing just how dirty the high school floors really were. My books went sprawling in every which way as the gentle atypical creatures of Forks High stopped to laugh.

I hastily tried to gather my composure, Great, I thought, that's just what I need, public humiliation to get my foot in the door. Groping for my books and timetable with panic setting in I suddenly froze. A marble toned hand was holding a bunch of my books in front of my face. Wow, maybe there are some human people left in this place. I looked up to see an angel equipped with eyes like no other. They were a caramel golden colour that seemed to have a gleam, no a sparkle, of someone more informed than the rest. Great now I'm hallucinating about Guardian angels. I looked down and shook my head not believing that this person was really there. Get a grip girl! You just want so desperately to have a friendly face around that you are making this person up. Bracing myself and looking up again, ready to accept the fact that she was indeed not real, I caught a last glimpse of this angel flash me a distasteful look. In the blink of an eye, shocked by the ferocity of the now black eyes that slowly changed to a look of pitty, she was gone. Awesome Bella, you officially are crazy.