10 Things That Would Be Hazardous Should Emmett Attempt Them

1. Make a pipe bomb out of a flute

2. Eat Mike Newton, like literally eat him

3. Befriend my friend Jane Marie

4. Take art class

5. Think

6. Discover that Bounty is more absorbant that Scott and then talk to Jane Marie about it

7. Obtain a slinky

8. Sniff a Sharpie

9. Ding Dong ditch the Volturri

10. Own a pocketknife.