A/N: I admit, I got bored, and this particular thing got really annoying as an idea. It begged to be written.
And so it was.
Try singing along to it. It's aaaa-nti-Sue...you'll understand when you get there.
Enjoy!
Twelve Days of Christmas-Sue (Slaying) Style
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On the first day of Christmas, the Sue-slayers gave me…
One Anti-Sue in a pine tree!
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On the second day of Christmas, the Sue-slayers gave me…
Two garlic'd swords!
And one Anti-Sue in a pine tree!
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On the third day of Christmas, the Sue-slayers gave me…
Three cans of garlic!
Two garlic'd swords!
And one Anti-Sue in a pine tree!
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On the fourth day of Chiristmas the Sue-slayers gave me…
Four Purplewalls!
Three cans of garlic!
Two garlic'd swords!
And one Anti-Sue in a pine tree!
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On the fifth day of Christmas the Sue-slayers gave me…
Five…Marty Stus!
Four Purplewalls!
Three cans of garlic!
Two garlic'd swords!
And one Anti-Sue in a pine tree!
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On the sixth day of Christmas the Sue-slayers gave me…
Six Arawolfs!
Five…Marty Stus!
Four Purplewalls!
Three cans of garlic!
Two garlic'd swords!
And one Anti-Sue in a pine tree!
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On the seventh day of Christmas the Sue-slayers gave me…
Seven Sue-bashing fics!
Six Arawolfs!
Five…Marty Stus!
Four Purplewalls!
Three cans of garlic!
Two garlic'd swords!
And one Anti-Sue in a pine tree!
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On the eighth day of Christmas the Sue-slayers gave me…
Eight chasing orcs!
Seven Sue-bashing fics!
Six Arawolfs!
Five…Marty Stus!
Four Purplewalls!
Three cans of garlic!
Two garlic'd swords!
And one Anti-Sue in a pine tree!
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On the ninth day of Christmas the Sue-slayers gave me…
Nine tuneful voices!
Eight chasing orcs!
Seven Sue-bashing fics!
Six Arawolfs!
Five…Marty Stus!
Four Purplewalls!
Three cans of garlic!
Two garlic'd swords!
And one Anti-Sue in a pine tree!
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On the tenth day of Christmas the Sue-slayers gave me…
Ten forbidden names!
Nine tuneful voices!
Eight chasing orcs!
Seven Sue-bashing fics!
Six Arawolfs!
Five…Marty Stus!
Four Purplewalls!
Three cans of garlic!
Two garlic'd swords!
And one Anti Sue in a pine tree!
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On the eleventh day of Christmas the Sue-slayers gave me…
Eleven flying guillotines!
Ten forbidden names!
Nine tuneful voices!
Eight chasing orcs!
Seven Sue-bashing fics!
Six Arawolfs!
Five…Marty Stus!
Four Purplewalls!
Three cans of garlic!
Two garlic'd swords!
And one Anti Sue in a pine tree!
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On the twelfth day of Christmas the Sue-slayers gave me…
Twelve Mary Sues!
Eleven flying guillotines!
Ten forbidden names!
Nine tuneful voices!
Eight chasing orcs!
Seven Sue-bashing fics!
Six Arawolfs!
Five…Marty Stus!
Four Purplewalls!
Three cans of garlic!
Two garlic'd swords!
And one Anti-Sue in a Pine Tree!