Not So Young Drabbles

Summery: Hey, Hiei. Do you know what mistletoe is?

Warnings: Semi-yaoi-ish stuff... Nuthin to serious... Oh, and a pissed hybrid but thats about it xD

Rating: T

Words:

Kagome: Nope

Setting: 100 or so yrs after Kagome leaves

- Mistletoe Mischief -

Shippou walked lazily around the crowded room and flirted amorously with random demons. His large green eyes sparkled as he cause pretty flushes over the female populations cheeks, his inch-long fangs twinkling under the artificial lights of the expensive dining hall.

Sesshoumaru was having his annual Winter Ball and Shippou was enjoying it, just like he had last year.

And Hiei was wallowing in his own pissy stew, just like the year before.

The bubbly fox slid up next to Hiei and winked at him. "Come on now, don't be like that! There's a pretty little kitten over there that thinks your a cute little midget." He nodded his head over to a blushing blue-furred female. She wiggled her fingers at Hiei and giggled, her fur darkening to a pretty purple.

Hiei rolled his eyes and snatched another bottle of liquor. "I have no need for what you crave, fox. Leave me be for once in your life."

Shippou pouted before a devious grin spread across his handsome face. "Alright, I'll leave you alone..." As he moved way, he made sure his voice went unheard by the oblivious hiyoukai. "For now..."

The night passed and Hiei stayed stationary, never once leaving the crudely made bar and getting drunk off his pretty little ass.

The redheaded kitsune strolled over to Hiei and seated himself on one of the fluffy cushions. "Hey, Hiei. Do you know what mistletoe is?"

The blurry-eyed demon blinked and tried to focus on his brother-like best friend. "Yeesss..." He slurred and tilted his head back to let the alcohol slosh down his throat. "I know what mist-" He burped loudly. "mistletoe is. I'm not an idiot."

Shippou grinned and pointed upwards.

A smiling piece of greenery stared down at them, taunting the drunken fire demon mercilessly. "Wha-?" Hiei murmured, dazed.

"Looks like we gotta kiss." The prankish fox leaned in towards the suddenly angry imiko.

"I see no mistletoe."

A tiny flame fell between them and landed on Shippou's pant leg. He put it out and looked up, green eyes widening before narrowing angrily. "Kill-joy." He huffed and snatched the sake from Hiei's hand. "I was only joking. It would have been a peck on the cheek anyway..."

The mistletoe continued to burn above the two.

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HBWD's Corner: Your such a horny turd, Shippou! (pokes him playfully), HAPPY CHANUKAH , Happy KWANZAA and MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!! :D

Translations: Hiyoukai – fire demon. Kitsune – fox. Imiko – cursed child.