Written a long long long time ago. Looked over by BethandMolson a long long time ago. Put up after looked...err...a long long long time after.
orig: 12/08/08
Today: 6/17/09

1. "Where there's a will, there's a where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."

"Oi! Teme! Why won't you hold my hand?" The sun kissed blonde asked his "partner."

Said man took one look at the outstretched hand and scoffed, shoving his hands deeper into his pockets. Why should he waste his time on that idiot. "I'm not going to fucking hold your hand."

"Why not?" whined the annoying, slightly shorter…boy, "Chouji and Shika do! And they've only been partners for three days! Kiba-kun and Shino do! In fact they do more, they KISS! We've been partners for 3 months and you won't even touch me!"

"…Go complain to Jiraiya, or even better, get a new partner…" muttered the dear, handsome, Sasuke.

"Never! Why would I when I have a partner who is so musky, handsome, strong," at this word, Naruto's hands caressed Sasuke's left biceps, "he is everything, I have looked for in a man," purred Naruto.

Sasuke wrenched his arm out of Naruto's grip, "Fuck off," with that said, he left the saddened man, staring wistfully after his back.

"Matte Sasuke!" Naruto made his move; he ran after him.

Sasuke made no move to stop, and the

Naruto's eyes grew determined, "I will make him like me, or my name isn't Naruto!"

2. "There are some days when I just don't feel like talking… Today is that day. "

He was different and he knew it. He held no feelings for his "partner." It repulsed him; the thought of holding his hand.

He shuddered.

…let alone doing other things.

"Sasuke-kun!"

He was back, there was no place in the society he could hide, but it was worth trying.

3. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. "

She was so stupid, so, so stupid! How could she just wander into the lands forbidden by the greatest Ninja in the world? How could she forget the very words of her drunken shishou.

"Haruno Sakura, let me remind you, never ever wander into the lands of Konoha…weird people live there," the greatest shishou had dozed off after taking one last swig of Sake.

And what did she go ahead and do? Walk straight into the unknown territory…and now she had to deal with weird people.

She sighed as she waited for the interrogator to walk in so she could explain her mistake.

Tick-tock

Tick-tock

Gah! What's taking them so long?!

4. "Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself."

Okay so seriously these people were extremely weird. They all looked at her as if they were…scared of her? They all wouldn't come ten feet within her, except that creepo red haired one.

He looked at her as if he wanted to eat her for dinner.

She shuddered and slumped down as far as possible in chair she was bound to.

What had she gotten herself into?

5. "Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless."

"Sasuke! I swear if you don't hold my hand, I will break off this relationship right now!" sniffled the whiskered man.

"Naruto, you're creating a scene," grumbled Sasuke from across the table.

"I don't care! I'm leaving until you apologize!" Naruto stood up still sniffling; everyone turned to face the two…interesting, a couple fight.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, knowing that it couldn't possibly be that easy to get rid of him, if that were the case he would have gotten rid him the very first day they were assigned.

Three…

Two…

One…

Naruto stomped back to the table and sat down and pouted, "You didn't come after me?"

"Hn."

There was an announcement, "U-uchiha Sa-sasuke! Y-y-you have been summoned b-b-by Hokage-sama!" the blue haired man who was a year younger stuttered.

Sasuke stood up and immediately adoration was seen in Suijetsu's eyes.

Naruto saw that and grew jealous, "Oi! You! Sasuke is mine!"

Suijetsu spoke again, "H-Hai!" never once taking his eye off the raven haired's body.

6. "I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

"Uchiha Sasuke, you are to interrogate our newest prisoner," boomed the voice of the man hidden behind a puff of smoke.

"Hn."

"You are dismissed."

Sasuke disappeared only to appear into the prisoner's room. The guards were bunched near the wall all cowering in what could only be called fear. Wimps…

He turned to face the prisoner and his eyes grew wide. It had pink hair! It was way to skinny…much skinnier than that anorexic man, Orochimaru! It had a chest that puffed out way too much! It could not be human.

It had its emerald eyes glued in admiration at his face.

It whimpered, and strangely he felt a desire to hear it again.

7. "Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass"

Damn! If all interrogators were this hot, then send them all in! Just looking at him, Haruno Sakura knew she wanted him.

She could feel her mouth water and sadly enough her hands were bound so she couldn't wipe away the drool that was ready to drip from her mouth.

He had such a delicious mouth watering body! Hell, she knew if she was free, she would have totally jumped him.

She slumped down in her chair pathetically as he ignored her seducing green eyes. Rejection was totally not cool.

8. "I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

"I do not know what that being is, but I have gathered valuable information," Sasuke reported to the Hokage.

"It said Its name is Haruno Sakura and It said It was a woman," at this the Hokage gasped.

"What is wrong?" inquired Sasuke.

The Hokage took a deep breath and said, "Nothing…continue."

Ignoring the look of disturbance on the Hokage's face he continued, "It is from the Land of Flowers, It was sent on a mission to gather herbs but lost its way…"

"Enough!" The Hokage commanded, "I have heard enough, this being called woman, does not seem dangerous, let the woman free from her binds, and Uchiha Sasuke, you must keep an eye on the woman at all times."

"Na-"

"No questions, dismissed!"

Sasuke left.

"Damn…" the Hokage whispered to the wall, "she was supposed to leave this country free from all of them."

9. Curiosity Killed the Cat

He would be lying if he said he wasn't the slightest bit curious of this so called woman.

It had pink hair! What could have gone wrong with It to cause it to have pink hair?

Its eyes were way too big for his liking; he watched her blink and felt sudden irritation at Its lashes; he was somewhat drawn to them.

He voiced his opinion, "You are annoying."

10. "It takes 42 muscles to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and
say bite me in a bitchy tone!"

How dare he call her annoying? Who was he to say so? She hadn't even said anything yet and all that came out of his yummylicious mouth was, you're annoying? How degrading…a man of that level of hotness wasn't even the slightest bit interested in her.

"Hmph!" well she certainly was going to keep all the dignity she had left, so she turned her head and turned her nose in the air. She could make do without him.

…and yet she couldn't help but take one peek at him.

Okay so it was two…

Fine! Three…with another zero added at the end.

11. "A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking. "

He took a deep breath and a sweet smell invaded his nose, ugh it was so annoying. It made his head all fuzzy and he felt sweet?

Yuck, where the scent of sweat and hard work?

This "It" was so weird and It kept glancing at him every few seconds though it was obvious It was trying to hide it.

He knew what it was. They had learned about Its species.

"You are an alien."

12. "Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. "

An…alien? Of all the answers he could have come up with he thought she was an ALIEN? Sure she knew she had weird pink hair, but people looked past that! She was a cute, adorable, hot female! And short tempered…

But she was speechless, "…an alien?"

"You've got to be joking!"

He was serious. Was he retarded? "I don't joke."

"Why you FUCKING BASTARD! How dare you call me an ALIEN, you JACKASS? Just because I was born with pink hair does not mean you have the right to make fun of me-"

"He-Hey! What are you doing? Keep your hands off me!"

13. "None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all "

The It was talking too much, but what was that bulge on Its chest? It was bouncy? Interesting…

He was told to investigate thoroughly…so he poked it. It was soft and seemed to be attached to Its chest. He pulled it. He heard a gasp and looked up to see Its face as red as the tomato waiting to be eaten at home.

"What is it?" he inquired pointing to the thing, the deformity?

"Ugh! Pervert!" she slapped his hand away.

Pervert?

Definition: a person who practices sexual perversion

He was most definitely not any of those.

But what the hell were those bally looking things glued onto Its chest?

14. "I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight"

He was still groping her. No wait, first he had bound her hands and now he was touching her! And oh so sensually too!

She couldn't help but let a moan slip past her mouth; he was damn talented.

But she didn't get something, had he really never seen a female before? Nah…he must have been confused because of her hair.

Not knowing what a fema-

What. The. Hell.

He was undressing her!

"Hey!" she shouted offended.

"What?" he grouched back.

15. "Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught "

"IIEEEEE!!!" the blond haired man came running at them, hair flying behind him.

"Sasuke, don't touch another man!"

Woah…was he like…gay?

Wait a minute…

What?! He thought she was a man?

RevieW? my loves!
Sasusaku779