A/N

Christmas and Command and Conquer can produce some...interesting combinations, specifically adaptations of Jingle Bells as a bit of fun. Not that Santa would stray into a Red Zone-mutants and visceroids are probably on his naughty list. :)

Red Zone

Dashing through a hellish realm,

In a CC-6 Pitbull.

Praying that it does not break

For I have no fixing tools.

...

Red Zone patrol is ZOCOM's job,

But still this feels wrong.

Nothing natural's found out here,

Not even Nod's fanatic throng.

...

Engine's starting to get hot,

As I dodge the visceroids,

Don't want to pick a fight with them,

Or CABAL's old cyborg droids.

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I do not want to be out here,

But rather in a pool.

But duty calls, and so I must,

Patrol like a fool.

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Time seems to stand still in this place,

It makes you want to dose.

But I must not give in to temptation,

Keep on my HAZMAT clothes.

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I keep driving but I still know,

That I'll begin to snap.

For all tiberium's benefits,

To me it's simply crap.