Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine... (runs away sobbing)

Overview: Haven't you ever wondered how Naruto characters stay so, i don't know, in character all the time? Guess what...they talk to themselves in the mirror to get all the weirdness out (narcissistic much?) What if you had a camera in there and heard everything they said?

Sasuke's secret bathroom mortifications coming to light:

1. Hey, Naruto, get that sexy bod over here!

2. Ahh! Look, a chicken, c'mere honey, goochie goochie goo!

3. Hinata, you're looking absolutely stunning today, you wanna (wink wink) hook up later?

4. You win, great job! Naruto, you're waaaaaaay better than me!!!

5. Woooow, Itachi, long time no see! Come on over, let me give you a hug!

6. Iruka-kun? You know, I really really don't think that I'm quite ready for the sexy no jutsu. I just, I don't know, feel kinda self conscious.

7. Hello, Tsundae-chan!! Long time no see!!! Omigosh, did you hear about Sakura-chan and Shika-kun hooking up?? I heard it was really steamy, if you get my drift...

8. Ino-chan! Thank you soooo much for those voice lessons! I can feel my diaphragm expanding already!

9. I love you.

10. Umm.... Kakashi-kun? I saw this pink ribbon at the gift shop, and its totally cute and soooo to die for!! Anyway, on a completely separate not, since its going to be our anniversary soon, I thought that maybe we could exchange gifts, you know, since we've already been public for like ever!!!

Yeah...anyway, I'll probably write more for the other characters... review and tell me what you think! Who should be next!?

^^ Shinigami Angel 13