Nobody Understands Blitzwing

Nobody understands me. I am a puzzle. I have three jagged puzzle pieces for a mind and only a shred of sanity. I am Blitzwing. I can't help that I have three personalities. And I can't help the accent. OR the stupidity. I am who I am and you are the mean, criticizing, disgusting flesh creature. Now, are you ready? Are you ready to explore the psycho mind of Blitzwing? Good, because it is going to be a wild ride.

ANGRY

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I HATE YOU ALL!!!! I AM PURE HATRED UNLEASHED UPON YOUR PATHETIC WORLD!!!! I would grind you in my servos right now if I could!!!! *pants* Everyone just ignores Angry, is it because you fear me? Is it because I yell, and throw stuff, and just fragging kick everyone I see? And I swear if you make one more joke about the gap in my teeth…. I really, really hate you.

COLD

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Hello. I am the one with the actual intelligence. I am the one who keeps us functioning. The one with a small helping of sanity. The serious guy. I am the one that does all the calculations, who makes the plans, I do pretty much everything, while the other two nut jobs…. do their thing. If not for me, the restraint, nothing would exist. AT ALL. And I cannot help the fact that I have a dumb looking monocle and a idiot German accent.

RANDOM

I AM THE CRAZY ONE!!!!!!! I AM THE CUTE AND FUNNY AND CRAZY ONE!!!!! AND I WILL KILL YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ZE ITZY BITZY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT!!! DOWN CAME ZE RAIN AND WASHED ZE SPIDER OUT!!!

OOOOOOO!!!! I LOVE TO DANCE AND SING!!!!!!! AND DO OTHER THINGS!!!! OOO, SHINY!!!!

I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!! I HAVE THE BLOOD OF FRIENDS ON MY HANDS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!! REMEMBER IF NOT FOR COLD, I WOULD DESTROY EVERYTHING, EVEN MY BUDDIES!!!! IT IS ONLY COLD….. NO ACTUALLY IT'S THAT REAL BIG AND SCARY GUY! WHAT IS HIS NAME??? MEGATRON!!! HE KEEPS ME RESTRAINED!!!!!!

I STILL LOVE DANCING. AND SINGING. AND LAUGHING. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

So, you think you know me now. Do you understand how three different psycho minds work together in total unison? You still love my fun antics? You still want to hug me and get my autograph? Remember, next time I smile at you, it's not because I am so happy to see my buddy. It's because I can't wait to destroy you! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

P.S. Now do you know why I say the things I do?

"Ze name iz Blitzwing, insect—remember it! Cause it's ze last thing you're gonna hear before I—express my feelings in song!"

"But I do love iron filings, especially sprinkled on top of servo salad!!!"

Icy Blitzwing: I will choose this fighter jet.
Hothead Blitzwing: No, the assault tank!
Icy Blitzwing: Jet.
Hothead Blitzwing: Tank!
Icy Blitzwing: The jet.
Hothead Blitzwing: Tank!
Icy Blitzwing: Jet.
Hothead Blitzwing:: Tank!
Random Blitzwing: Oh, ooh-hoo, why not scan both?"

"Do these wing struts make me look fat?"

""Help! Give me a hand! Or…or a foot? How about a pelvis?!"

YOU WILL NEVER TRULY KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!