A.N hello people if your reading this which you probably aren't so now I'm babbling ... sorry imaginary people ok on with this I've had this in my head for like about 2 weeks know and well I'm going to start out slow and make you wait for chapters I know I'm the mean sister well....to bad hehehe..(megz) ok so I'm starting out this story without andi's help but she'll probably help later don't worry I know I'm not as good writer but well I'm also only 13 people and not great at English (She's just being silly she's good.. andi) so yeah anyway this story in my head it originally was not a Eddie and Bella fan fic it was a Ian and Wanda fic BUT it IS Eddie and Bella so stop fretting! so yeah but that does not I repeat not affect it at all ok on with the story - we're updating a sincere Deception now… don't fret people!
IT'S NOT A SECRET...I JUST CAN'T TELL YOU
CHAPTER 1 THE BET (pro log)
EPOV
"She's so infuriating. God it had nothing at all to do with her an A B conversation and she buts her little head in and is all, 'I can promise you his done nothing rah rah blah.'" I said in a higher pitch voice to achieve her annoying tone.
"Eddie come on, calm down. Laurens a bitch anyway, so it's not a big deal." Emmett my brother said.
"That doesn't affect the fact I Hate her." I put the emphasis on the 'her'.
"Ok what exactly did she do this time?" Emmett said in a defeated tone while texting his girl Rose saying he will be late...again. Thank god she is so understanding or then he might have to pick hoe over bro. Not cool.
"Well I was about to tell the girl of my dreams I 'love' her then she buts in and well ruins everything!!!" I said making little 'air quotations' around love.
"Wait. What? You Love her? Wait which her? Who is 'her'? Come on fill a buddy in." Emmett said in an aspirated tone.
"Well not love so to speak but defiantly something and I'll never find out now," he was looking at me with this confused look. "Fine I'll start at the start well let see? Hmm?"
Flashback
"Tanya it's over understood over, not go home then turn around because somehow you deluded yourself in to thinking I made a mistake and will beg you to come back to me if you only gave me a chance. Like I said before I don't love I never said I love you… ever… like NEVER! So, yeah don't and I repeat do not come back. I tied being nice then you show up here telling me that you forgive me when I don't want or need it… or you for that matter! Understand?'" It was harsh but come on.
Flashback interrupted
"Wait I thought you said that you loved her now your breaking up with her?" Emmett was lets just say not the brightest crayon in the box.
"Not her idiot," I said frustrated "let me finish…"
"Oh right sorry" Em said with a sheepish smile.
"Ok where was I oh right so I broke up with Tanya to start dating...."
"Why do you think a fork is called a fork?" Emmett asked looking at the ceiling pondering his 'deep' question.
"Umm I don't know," it always puzzled me why not a spoon? GUH Damn Emmett and his distracting distractions! "Back to what I was saying so I broke up with Tanya to date ... b-bloody hell what ARE you doing now?" I stuttered.
Emmett was bouncing on his bed with a ball in his hand with a look of consideration on his face.
"Do you think I could shoot this hoop?" Indicating to the basket ball hoop plastered on the wall.
"Umm dude… no. Sit down before you hurt yourself" I told him shaking my head.
"Okay okay… Mr. Bossy" He sounded like Dory from Finding Nemo… the big kid! "Won't say another word… scouts hunger." He said lifting his hand to salute me. "Wait hunger or honor." He then scratched his head with his 'saluting hand'. "That always makes me dizzy."
"It honor!" I nearly yelled.
"Oh right honor over hunger. But then hunger… it's just so… so tempting." Oh my god he seriously has drool down his face.
"Wait let me get this straight you want to be hungry?" I asked
"No it just when your full you can't eat all the yummy yummy food" he had a sad face on now… yep drool's still there.
"How is it that you always end up distracting me?" I asked.
"What can I say… it's a gift" He said with a goofy grin.
"Back to what I was saying I dumped Tanya to date," I glared at him to be quiet. "Lauren."
"Wait, wait, wait, Lauren dude are you feeling okay? Why would you willingly put your self through that? Man for someone so smart you don't have such a good sense of self preservation. Lauren is one scary person what exactly goes through your mind first Tanya now Lauren? Do you have a death wish?" Emmett asked, always the comedian… I think… wait he looks serious…
"That's the point I don't have Tanya or Lauren now!" I said slumping onto Emmett's computer chair.
"Oh ok wait why would you want ether…. Are you scared of being single?" Emmett asked raising his eyebrow at me.
"No I am not scared of being alone. Even if I was… which I'm not… IM NOT DAMNIT PUT YOUR EYEBROWS DOWN! The point… Dear Emmett… still stands that I wouldn't be single if it wasn't for Bella" I said in a harsh tone.
"Oh so it all comes back to you liking Bella?" he yelled thinking he finally got it. Sorry to burst your bubble Em you couldn't be more wrong.
"I do NOT like Bella" I yelled Emmett fell off his bed shocked by my sudden outburst. I stifled a laugh.
"Me thinking thou protest-ath to much" he said in a sing song voice.
"Emmett this wouldn't be the first time your wrong" I told him. He grinned back and crawled back onto his bed.
"Whatever… Now continue!" He demanded waving his hand at me dismissively.
"Ok so I was in the school green house – after I dumped Tanya - talking to Lauren
BACK TO FLASHBACK
"Lauren we have been neighbors since as long as I can remember," *clank* the doors opened reviling a girl dressed in black skinny jeans, a black Linkin Park tee and black converse. Her brown hair was styled in to an 'emo' cut and she had a black and white nightmare before Christmas bad slung across her body. She had ear phones resting around her neck, black makeup around her eyes-but not too much-and black nail polish on. She wearing a silly grin on her face any one with a brain knew it was Bella my other neighbor and ex best friend as of last year. We made eye contact then just as quickly looked away. God her eyes were familiar.
"Well carry on" she said in a soft voice, me and Lauren both we dead silent from when she entered to now. Bella slowly walked over to a group of plants to water them I couldn't tell if she was listening but what did I care… she started it! I turned back to Lauren.
"Edward it's kinda hard not to notice that with all the noise you make." she said looking on edge.
"Oh yeah sorry about that...?" Noise?
I heard a snort of laughter behind me were Bella was I turned around, to her trying to cover it up with a cough. I shook my head trying to understand what's so funny. I came up blank… I got nothin'.
"Anyway as I was saying, we've known each other for a long time and well what I'm trying to say is will you be, be…. erm um go out with me?"
Flashback interrupted …again
"That's how you asked her out … ha"
"Emmett I swear interrupt me one more time I dare ya" I said in a menacing tone.
"Sorry" He held his hands up surrendering.
Back to flashback
"Edward I like you and I was hoping you would ask me out for sometime but I'm one of those girls who wants what they cant have... And now that I got you …. I don't want you…. Sorry."
"What why?" I asked while Bella was on the floor in fits of laughter… IDIOT!
"Well I can see into your room and with Tanya your very umm lets say physical. Not to mention all that noise… it seriously keeps me awake at night… oh god the nightmares are so bad sometimes…" That set Bella into more hysterics. I felt like throwing the tub of water next to her over her stupid hair! Yeah I said its stupid… well thought it… c'mon I don't have a death wish.
"Ha-ha that good ha-ha Edward physical ha-ha he is the biggest prude I know ah thats rich Edward of all people ha-ha I can promise you he's done nothing of the sort ha-ha Edward… HAHA SEX!" Bella said with tears in her eyes, Okay it's not that funny.
"Well how would you know?' Lauren asked raising an eyebrow at Bella on the floor and crossing her arms… wow her little foot tap is getting irritating… STUPID LAUREN… wait… I like Lauren… it's endearing?
"Because I can see into his room you Lauren can see into Emmett's room it a little irritating really god Edward it's called a shirt use one. Oh and seriously Boxers… its not Christmas so ditch the Santa ones!"
"Oh like you could talk! Every time I look over… err out my window to err yeah all I see is you your taking your bloody shirt off… and Black underwear… you only have that if you want someone to see it, and no one sees yours but me stupid bloody window" I muttered the last part… "I'm only as big as prude as you." I told her turning back to Lauren.
"Oh yeah how do you know I don't get my kicks over Jake's house hmm?" she asked in a innocent voice.
"What!" I asked out raged… c'mon she used to be my best friend… I guess old habits die hard.
"I don't… but the thing is how would you know I didn't?" she asked "also why would you care?"
"Cause I never thought you would be one for friends with benefits." I replied.
"Wait you see her half naked?" Lauren asked. Again I turned back to Lauren and took the necessary 3 steps back toward her… apparently I'd advanced on Bella who was now sitting cross legged on the floor of the green house.
"Yeah it's even worse when your little pixie friend helps you get dressed!"
"What?" they both yelled at the same time. Me and my big mouth… oh well it can't get anyworse…
"Do you enjoy that as much as I do?"
End of flashback
"So then they both slapped me and left." I concluded rubbing my cheeks… they coulda slapped the same side… but no… Lauren Left Bella right… can you say… 'OUCH!'?
"Man you got it bad." Emmett said with a smile "but don't worry you and Bella would make a good couple."
"I don't love Bella and never will!"
"Willing to bet your "My Chemical Romance" ticket on that?" Emmett asked stepping closer.
"That's too easy Em… what do I get if I win?" I said standing from the chair and stepping toward Emmett.
"ok here's the deal you date Bella for 5 months so like it ends like a week before the concert and before then you aren't allowed to say those three little words; 'I love you' if you do then it looks like me and Rosie are going to the concert not you and me" he said with a smirk… "If you win… I'll give you my "My Chemical Romance" ticket to take whom ever your little heart desires… Cough BELLA Cough… deal?" OH ITS ON!
"Oh and one more thing… you have one week starting tomorrow… Thursday… to get Bella to go out with you… so like by next Wednesday I expect our little Bella back at our lunch table like old times…" Emmett said stretching his hand out for me to shake. I took it.
"Done I promise you I will never fall in love with Bella Swan"
A/N hey guys so do you like it? Yes Bella's a little emo but she's a happy emo k so hears the low down on relationships
Bella and Eddie were best friends / next door neighbors( they can sneak it to each other's rooms and see into the rooms (Eddie the little pervert) that will be explained so will the 'break-up'
Bella and Jake friends NOT WITH BENEFITS!!!! DON'T FRET!
Bella and Jasper best friends now.
Alice/Pixie friends with Bella and girlfriend to Jazz – likes to dress Bella in lovely revealing clothing not her 'emo' clothes…
Rose is Emmett girlfriend and a good friend to Edward and Alice is her bestfriend.
Emmett is eddies brother and his room is the one Lauren can slightly see into not eddies
Eddies a 'good' boy when it comes to that totally clean slate.
Tanya is eddies ex not just cause Eddie thought Lauren was better but again that will be explained that's about It any questions just ask thanks :P
Ex's and oh's don't forget the oh's
Megz and Andi