One Last Pair

Kagome sat on the floor of their hotel room, kneeling before her suitcase. Nothing in the room was amiss, every brush, lotion bottle, perfume sprayer, and travel guide was exactly as it was before they went to sleep. Or at least.. looked like it was.

While getting ready for another day out in the World of Disney she noticed something off while gathering her clothes. Normally tucked beneath her t-shirts and next to her socks were her underwear, and more than enough pair to get through their 'vacation'. Now she held the very last solitary. A small barely there pair of underwear, and it was the only pair she had.

Closing her eyes in frustration she thought of all the ways she could get back at those gnomes: Orajel in their jelly donuts, mayonnaise in their moisturizer.. if they used it that is, oh and she'd definitely have to do something with flypaper and jelly. Sesshoumaru's gorgeous white locks didn't look very good stained strawberry pink.

Just as she was about to continue glaring at the underpants as if it would make them multiply Sesshoumaru stepped out from the bathroom.

Immaculately dressed as usual, hair straight and combed, but he seemed to be... Walking funny? Every few steps he would shift his hips and wiggle as if trying to get his pants to fit more comfortably. Then a thought hit her..

"They got ALL of yours?" She asked wide-eyed.

The strange way his gaze fell on her very last pair of underwear made her want to clutch them to her chest and growl mine so she placed her hand on them to hide them. His nod told her he must be going commando. Maybe the gnomes were getting back at him for his vehemence in capturing one of them by taking all of his rather than being gracious and leaving him one pair.

A strange gust passed her and fluttered her hair. She checked to see if the window was open. Nope.. And as she lifted her hand that was previously hiding her last pair of underwear , to scratch her head in confusion, she noticed something missing.. and the missing husband.. and the closed bathroom door...

"Sesshoumaru! You give those back right now!" Tiny fists pounded on the bathroom door.

Out he stepped again, looking rather proud of himself and no longer walking funny. The look on his face screamed Try and take them and Kagome knew she couldn't.

She stomped off into the bathroom with all her clothes and bathing supplies minus her underpants. The whole way grumbling about stupid youkai, stupid youkai speed, and stupid-probably-some-kind-of-youkai-underpants gnomes.