There are a number of people who I would like to dedicate this to:

Stephanie Meyer-without her we wouldn't have the amazingTwilight.

Mrs. Áine Cullen, without whom I would've read Twilight and she's also my editor.

Ok, this is my first fan fiction so please review this and tell me where I went wrong and in what ways I can improve. I would like to thank my friend (the one who gave me the memory stick [see unavoidable]). See Mrs. Áine Cullen! I'm advertising for you!!! Also she told me to do Cullen Twisterc and Cullen rugby and I thought of Cullen Cluedoc, Cullen Poker and Cullen spin the bottle. I'm going to call the series 'Turn That Frown Upside Down Cullen Style.'So I would like to say "Thank you for the help!" Please give this a Top rating! And all of this is narrated by Alice. (She's cool!) I would also like to say that I do not own these wonderful characters. They are the property of Stephanie Meyers! The amazing writer of Twilight!!!  Rock on peoples!!! 

Turn That Frown Upside Down Cullen Style!

Monopoly.

"Hey Jasper, would you like a game of monopoly?" I asked. "Ok," "Edward! Rosalie! Emmett! Carlisle! Esme! Would you all like a game of monopoly?" I asked. "Yes they and I would," Edward replied. Esme came down with the board.

"Same pieces as usual?" I asked. "Sure," they all replied in unison. Rosalie crafted pieces for us. Mine was of me in a really cool dress, Edward's was a grand piano, Rosalie's was a princess, Emmett's was a bear, Jasper's was a vampire, Carlisle's was a thermometer and Esme's was of her.

"Who's going first?" Esme asked. "Why don't we toss for it?" Edward asked. "Sure; Emmett wins." I replied. "That prediction thing is great! Thanks Alice!" Emmett laughed. He rolled the dice and he got double sixes to start. "Yay!" he laughed and moved his piece twelve spaces. He rolled the dice again and got double three's. "It's my lucky day" Emmett smiled and moved his piece again. He rolled again and he got a double one. "Oh crap! To jail for me!" Emmett moaned. He moved his piece to go to jail.

We changed the rules of monopoly because it was so boring. If you go to jail you pick a name out of the hat and you have to kiss that person on the lips for twenty seconds. Emmett picked a name and showed it to us all before he looked at it. We all laughed, it was Edward. "Oh crap!" he moaned. "Ok. Let's get this done Edwina!" Emmett laughed. Edward looked horrified. They kissed on the lips for twenty seconds.

"Rosalie you may have some competition there!" Emmett chuckled. "Something you need to tell us?" Rosalie laughed. "Yes Rose. I love Edwina!" Emmett laughed. "Shut up!" Edward said crankily.

"Calm down Edward; it's only a bit of fun." Esme said. "Yeah! I'd kiss Rosalie and not moan like you." I said. "Huh?" Rosalie was wide eyed but laughing. "I'd kiss Esme too if it came up!" "Alice dear!" laughed Esme.

"Ok, whose go is it now?" asked Carlisle. "It's Jaspers." I replied. "Jasper rolled the dice and got on an income tax. We made up another rule for that; we could either pay the tax or pull a piece of paper out of a hat and it could be good or bad. Jasper took the gamble. "What does it say?" I asked. "It says to take a dare from Emmett." Jasper said sadly. "Oh yes!" Emmett said. "I dare you to dress up in Rosalie's clothes, go over to Bella's house and tell her that you're in love with her and you've to wear makeup too!" he grinned. "Emmett!" both Rosalie and Jasper moaned in unison.

Jasper went up stairs and took a dress that belonged to Rosalie. "Jasper that is my favourite dress!" Rosalie shouted. "Calm down Rose; we can get you a new one," I winked at her and she smiled. As Jasper went over to Bella's house we followed him quietly. Edward wasn't pleased with the prank but he'd have to put up with it. He knocked on Bella's door.

We were all trying to suppress our laughter. "Just coming!" we heard a voice say. It was Bella. Bella opened the door and screamed. "Jasper what is wrong with you?!" she screamed. We were all laughing hysterically. "Bella I need to talk to you. I need to confess my love for you." He said. "Um...sorry Jazz, I'm in love with Edward...I'm flattered though" she said and gave him a kiss on the cheek. We ran away in hysterics before we found out that we followed him.

We were all laughing about Jasper. I felt sorry for him but it was really funny. He came back in the door and we were suddenly silenced. "Oh my goodness Jasper what have you done?" Edward smirked. "What have you done to my dress?!" Rosalie screamed. "Rose calm down," Emmett laughed. "Yeah Rose it's just a dress," Jasper added.

That finished it. Rosalie got up like a shot and attacked Jasper. She jumped on top of him kicking and screaming, pulling his hair and slapping him. "Jasper!" I screamed running over. "Rosalie stop it!" Esme screamed. "You. Got. Mud. On. My. Dress!" She roared again. Things were getting pretty ugly. Emmett pulled Rose off and hugged her. She pushed him away but he managed to restrain her. She kept trying to attack him. "Jasper why don't you calm her down?" asked Carlisle. "I'm amused" was his only reply.

All I could do was laugh. "Rose hun...calm down...we can get you a new dress," laughed Emmett. "He. Got. Mud. On. My. Dress!" Rosalie shouted again; still trying to attack him. "Rose why don't we make him pay for two dresses? We can go shopping!" I said trying to calm her. "Jasper please calm her down." I said. "Ok!" he laughed.

"Ok shopping!" she said and sat down; she still snarled at Jasper (who had gotten changed) and we continued the game. It was Esme's go. She got a five and bought a property.

Then it was Rosalie's turn. She got on an income tax like Jasper did and she took the gamble. I started laughing when she pulled out the piece of paper. "Alice, what is it?" Rosalie demanded. "You'll find out." I said.

"Oh my goodness!" she shrieked. "Rose what is it?" Emmett asked smiling. "I've got to dress up as a ballerina for a day," she frowned. "That's not bad my angel, you can just stay in our bedroom with me," he grinned. "I've got to go to school like that," she frowned wide eyed. "Oh my God!" Edward laughed. "I can't wait to see tinker bell going around school!" he laughed. Rosalie got up to attack Edward-"Jazz," I said and he calmed her down. "Thanks Jasper." Edward said laughing.

It was Carlisle's go next. He just moved without anything major happening. Then it was my turn. "Alice can predict what's going to happen! That's unfair!" insisted Rosalie. "Is Alice the type to cheat?" asked Esme. "Well, no...But" "Shut up Rose. If you don't I can see something bad happening." "Whatever!"

I rolled the dice and I landed on a chance card (we also changed those) and it said it's a dare from Rosalie. "Rosalie, I would like to point out that Emmett is a pig for making Jasper wear your dress and that I'm sorry for laughing and I would like to buy you some clothes." "Sorry Alice." Rosalie smiled. "I've been tortured in this game so I need to get my own back...Let me see...I dare you to...go over to Mike Newton's house and tell him that you love him." They all started laughing.

"Rose you're so cruel but since you were good enough to let the other one happen fine then!" I went over to Mike Newton's house. I hadn't decided what I was going to say so I couldn't predict anything. Besides; things that worried me didn't always come up straight away."

"Oh and Alice? You have to kiss him on the lips for twenty seconds." Rosalie whispered. I heard Emmett laugh. "Oh shut up!" I exclaimed. I knocked on Mike's door. "Hey!...Um...Alice Cullen! What are you doing here!? Did something happen?! Did Edward die!?" Mike exclaimed; he was clearly jealous of Edward for being with Bella.

I chuckled; "No Mike, Edward is just fine. I just came over to tell you something." "Really. What?" Mike asked looking slightly scared. "Well...it's kind of hard to say." I said and then kissed him for twenty seconds on the lips. I could hear everyone laughing; especially Edward. I threw him back. Mike was blushing like Bella. "Wow Alice! Um...that was nice! Um...could I see you again sometime?" Oh no was all I could think." "Um...we'll see what happens." I said and skipped off.

When I arrived back inside they were all in stitches. "Oh my goodness Alice!" exclaimed Edward. "Poor Mike is smitten." Stupid cow Rosalie. "Don't call Rosalie a cow!" Edward laughed. "I'll let you off this time just because I'm in an exceptionally good mood!" Rosalie smiled. "We so have to get you Carlisle!" "Leave me alone." He laughed.

He rolled the dice and he got a decent roll. "The parents get off easily!" Emmett moaned. It was just like an ordinary game of monopoly until Esme got it. She got on an income tax. "Oh for crying out loud Esme!" I moaned. I haven't picked the paper yet!" she laughed. She took it out of the hat and read it out loud. "Kiss your spouse for twenty seconds with tongues." Esme would've blushed if she were human.

"Please kids. Don't make me in front of you." She begged. "Oh come on Esme! Set him off!" "Emmett!" Esme said sternly. "Just get it over with." Edward smiled. They did and Esme had to leave the room in embarrassment. "Thanks Esme!" Carlisle smiled. About five minutes later she came back in.

We continued playing without anything else major happening. It turned out Rosalie won. (Thankfully because she would've exploded). The prize for winning was that the winner gets to ask somebody a truth or dare question and they get $100 off of each of us. (She got $200 off of Jasper). Ok...Edward...truth or dare?" "Dare." Edward said sternly.

"Ok...I dare you to go over to Jessica Stanley's house and tell her that over the years you've always loved her and that you want to be with her forever." Rosalie and Emmett burst out laughing.

"Rose c'mon!" moaned Edward. "You said dare of off you go!" Rosalie smiled. Edward left in a huff.

I will be updating this as soon as I get the time. The next one I'll be writing is Cullen spin the bottle. Hope you've enjoyed this and please give me a Top rating!! 