Title: Prodigious
Author: Mad Server
Rating: T
Characters: Dean, Sam
Word Count: 100, on the nose
Summary: Sick Dean plus interviews equals bad.
A/N: Written for the E/O Challenge. Prompt word: "nausea." Check out the C2 (off Enkidu07's profile page) for everybody's E/O Challenge submissions. Enkidu, this one's yours too if you want it, but mostly I just wrote it 'cause I couldn't not.
Disclaimer: I don't own these guys.

The noise is deafening: a hissing, gurgling rumble. The coroner goes quiet, gazes politely at his clipboard. The din continues.

Sam looks down at his well-polished shoes. Looks up at the dusty ceiling fan. Looks resignedly at Dean. Waits.

With a snort and a sniff, Dean gives his nose one last wipe, then stuffs the juicy tissues into his pocket. Feverish, nauseous and medicated, he's utterly oblivious to the disruption he's caused.

"As I was saying," begins the coroner, "it was a most unusual - "

"Hahh... ahhhh.... huh-CHOOO!"

Dean reaches into his other pocket.

Sam dredges up his most winning smile.

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