Blow Me

Summary: Young Drew teases young May while meeting for the arranged marriage their parents set up. "If you want to be my husband, then could you at least blow me?"

A/N: I swear, till I die, this will be lame. So, please forgive me! And maybe a little OOCness… sorry for that too!

Oh yeah, the B.L.O.W. M.E. statement came from the movie, Love Guru. So the movie takes credit of it not me.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon, or take credit for B.L.O.W. M.E.

A young Drew stared at the equally young May. Their parents had set up an arranged marriage between the two and want them to love each other naturally.

Drew chuckled. "Hey, it's Miss No Style from school!" Although, secretly, he was happy that she was his wife in the far, far future.

May fumed. "If you want to be my husband, then could you at least blow me?"

"Blow me?" Drew laughed at that statement. "What does that mean? I can't blow you, you're a pig!"

"HEY! I'm not a pig. And blow me means…" She paused for a while to think it carefully. Then, finally she said: "Blow me means… be loving n' openhearted with my emotions!"

A/N: Wow, that was short. Is this fit for a drabble? Or is it still a one-shot?

And, this was the shortest story I have ever wrote! Maybe this is just… 60-80 words all in all? Who knows…

Please review! I know, I know; the story super-duper short… and lame. T.T

- Rozel Pytha