Right so here it is chap 9!!

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Girls Fight Back

Emmett came downstairs the next morning. He bent down to get a comic on the ground and everyone laughed.

"What?! WHAT?!" Emmett yelled at them they only laughed harder. Bella was turning an unhealthy colour of blue from laughing so hard.

"Emmett, where the hell did you get 'hello kitty' boxers!" Edward exclaimed. It turned out that there were 2 holes cut out of the back of Emmett's jeans to reveal that he had 'hello kitty' boxers on.

"Oh my god!" Emmett yelled and he started jumping around in a circle trying to see what had happened. He then ran off to get a look at himself in a mirror.

There was suddenly a girlish shriek, which only made then Cullens' laughs harder.

Then Jasper went to sit down on a chair and the seat of it collapsed and Jasper was stuck in the massive hole on the bottom of the chair. Bella was turning purple and so would the rest of the Cullen's if they could.

Jasper wriggled his way out of the chair, making himself look like a complete baboon.

"Right, I think that's enough girls," Carlisle looked at Rose and Alice.

"Oh we haven't even started Carlisle," Rosalie told them and her and Alice exchanged an evil look then ran off.

"This isn't going to end well." Esme sighed.

A while later…

"Helpppppppppppppppppppppp!" Emmett yelled.

"Oh no, what have they done to you, Emmett!" Carlisle called.

"I'm in the hallway."

"Coming!" Carlisle went to see what was going on. He found Emmett in a hole in the ground, in the hallway.

"What the?"

"The girls dug a hole out then covered it with a rug and me fell into it!" Emmett wailed.

There were giggles coming from the staircase and Alice was there. She knew she had been spotted and so she ran upstairs yelling, "Rose he fell for it!"

"Fell for what… hahahaha!" Bella exclaimed once she came into the hall but she was interrupted by a very angry Jasper covered in leaves, twigs and grass.

"What happened?" Bella said through muffled giggles.

"Why don't you ask them?" Jasper said through his clenched teeth.

Alice and Rosalie were on the stairs giggling like something demented.

"We put a rope on the ground and then Jasper stood in it and it caught his feet and pulled him up!" Alice erupted into more giggles.

Another while later…

Jasper had to take a shower because of how dirty he had got. Bella needed to use the bathroom.

"Jasper! Are you going to be done any time soon?"

"Can't you use the other bathroom?"

"No because of Emmett's little antics we have to wait for the plumber to come in to get the shoes out."

"Oh, well I'll be 1 minute Bella."

Bella sat down to wait because Emmett was watching some game downstairs.

Sometime later the door opened and a nervous Jasper peeked his head out.

"Good you're done."

"Not exactly." Jasper emerged and had Alice's robe on.

"What on earth Jasper?"

"They stole my clothes and towels, this was the only thing."

There was suddenly a blinding flash and they turned to see Alice and Rosalie holding a camera.

"Oh Jasper this will look lovely on my bebo!" Rosalie exclaimed.

"Give me the camera Rose!" Jasper shouted running after her. Bella just went into the bathroom.

When Bella went downstairs and found Emmett covered in cake.

"Oh Emmett, did you miss your mouth again?" Bella asked.

"No the cake exploded."

"I thought that I told you explosives are NOT herbs Emmett!" Bella said seriously.

"I didn't, Carlisle locked away my explosives after last time and I didn't know that if you lighted it inside that it would go boom and then we would have to move home because I blew the last one up!"

Bella looked at him strangely.

"Anyway this wasn't my fault Bella!" Emmett wailed.

"Ok Emmett I think that the girls have calmed down so, go and wash your face."

"Ok," Emmett blew out of the room. Bella heard water splash everywhere.

"Yes, Emmett the shoes are still stuck down that one."

"Right."

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