All because of Alice

Edward's POV

I was sitting in my room catching up on my science homework (which was easy because I had already done it about seven or eight times), when I heard Alice shout mentally, Edward, would you come here and help me with something?

I figured it was something to do with whether she should wear a dress or a skirt, so I went down stairs to the dining room to tell her to ask Rosalie, because I'm the only one in the family (even though we're technically a coven) with the ability to mind read.

Alice said, "Edward, please help me get Viva la Vida out of my head."

"No, Alice I'm just going to leave now. Ask someone else." I answered, quickly so as not to get it stuck it my head.

But, just as I was about to leave, I heard her thoughts, For some reason I can't explain, once you go there was never, never an honest word, and that was when I ruled the world. (…) People couldn't believe what I've become. Revolutionary's wait (…) For some reason I can't explain, I know Saint Peter will call my name. (…) But that was when I ruled the world. (…) For some reason I can't explain, I know Saint Peter will call my name. (…) but that was when I ruled the world.

"Shoot, Alice! Now it's stuck in my head!" I complained.

"Wanna lie down with our hands over our eyes?" She asked.

"Fine," We both lay down.

"Why do I feel extreme annoyance emanating from this room?" Jasper asked us, "And why are you two lying on the floor?"

"Well," I began, "Alice told me to come down here, so I did and then she got Viva la Vida stuck in my head."

"Oh, I'll just leave then," Jasper decided. But then Alice asked me mentally, Shall I get it stuck in his head?

"Yes," I breathed.

"For some reason I can't explain, once you go there was never, never an honest word, and that was when I ruled the world. (…) People couldn't believe what I've become. Revolutionary's wait (…) For some reason I can't explain, I know Saint Peter will call my name. (…) But that was when I ruled the world. (…) For some reason I can't explain, I know Saint Peter will call my name. (…) but that was when I ruled the world," She sang.

"Alice! Now you got it stuck in my head," Jasper wailed.

"That was the point," She smiled. Jasper abruptly lay down next to us and put his hand over his eyes.

Just then, my beautiful girlfriend, Bella walked in, "Edward? Why are you three lying on the floor?"

"Well, Bella love, Alice told me to come down here, so I did, and then she got Viva la Vida stuck in my head. Then Jasper came in and Alice got it stuck in his head," I answered.

"Viva la Vida?" Bella asked, "I love that song!"

"Alice?" I asked.

"For some reason I can't explain, once you go there was never, never an honest word, and that was when I ruled the world. (…) People couldn't believe what I've become. Revolutionary's wait (…) For some reason I can't explain, I know Saint Peter will call my name. (…) But that was when I ruled the world. (…) For some reason I can't explain, I know Saint Peter will call my name. (…) but that was when I ruled the world," She sang.

"Yes, that's the song! I love it! I heard it on the radio, and now I can't get enough of it!" Bella exclaimed.

"But, isn't it stuck in your head now?" I asked, confused.

"No, that's why I can't get enough of it; I want to get it stuck in my head."

"Oh, shoot! It must be one of those songs that can only get stuck in vampires' heads." I was extremely angry by this time, but before I could pointlessly take it out on something that I would regret later, Jasper sent a wave of calm my way.