Chapter 14.
Bella – BiteMe
Edward – EC&BS
Carlisle – Doctor101
Esme – MamaBear
Emmett – IAintDumb
Alice – HypedUpShopaholic
Rosalie – NotTheAverageBlonde
Jasper – IFeelYou
Jacob – WerewolvesRule
HypedUpShopaholic has logged on.
EC&BS has logged on.
IFeelYou has logged on.
BiteMe has logged on.
NotTheAverageBlonde has logged on.
IAintDumb has logged on.
IAintDumb: I hate you, Rosie!
NotTheAverageBlonde: I love you too, Emmy.
IAintDumb: This is all your fault!
IFeelYou: How could you, Alice?
IFeelYou: You know it took me more than a decade to collect those!
HypedUpShopaholic: You talk too much, Jazzy.
IFeelYou: And you shop too much.
EC&BS: May I ask why a bunch of 100 year old vampires are fighting like 10 year olds?
BiteMe: I'm confused.
EC&BS: It's okay love.
EC&BS: Now someone please tell me, what the hell is going on?
IAintDumb: Rosie sold my Jeep on Ebay! On EBAY!
IFeelYou: And Alice burnt my whole Oprah DVD collection.
BiteMe: Alice! You burnt Oprah! Nobody burns Oprah!
HypedUpShopaholic: Since when do you care Bella?
BiteMe: Since Obama became president!
IFeelYou: Thank you, at least somebody understands me.
EC&BS: Emmett, why is Mike driving your Jeep?
IAintDumb: Because he's an ass! Wait, what?!
BiteMe: He's driving your car; we thought you lent it to him.
IAintDumb: Shit. You've done it now, Rosie.
IAintDumb: You've unleashed a beast!
NotTheAverageBlonde: Not that's just plain sad, Emmett.
HypedUpShopaholic: Yeah. We did warn you.
IFeelYou: Warn-scwarn.
IAintDumb: What the hell, Jasper? That was beyond lame! Let me handle this.
IFeelYou: Fine!
EC&BS: Love, are you there?
BiteMe: Yeah.
EC&BS: What're you doing?
BiteMe: Just enjoying the show.
EC&BS: Oh, okay then.
IAintDumb: Wanna hear Rosie's secret, everyone?
BiteMe: This just got interesting. Hold it; I'm going to get popcorn.
HypedUpShopaholic: *rolls eyes*
NotTheAverageBlonde: Tell them, Emmy! They know all my secrets!
IFeelYou: Muahaha.
IAintDumb: That just ruined the moment, Jasper. Way to go!
IFeelYou: Why is everything my fault? Heck, blame me for global warming.
EC&BS: Well, you did cause global warming.
IFeelYou: So what else is new?
BiteMe: On with the show!
NotTheAverageBlonde: Like I said, you have nothing against me.
NotTheAverageBlonde: Back me up, Alice!
HypedUpShopaholic: Yeah!
NotTheAverageBlonde: That's it? Even I could've done that!
HypedUpShopaholic: Well, why didn't you?
IAintDumb: As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. Wanna hear Rosie's secret?
EC&BS: Ehh, what the heck? Sure
BiteMe: Wouldn't hurt.
IFeelYou: Tell us!
IAintDumb: Rosie has a crush on Michael Jackson! In fact, she wants to do Michael Jackson!
BiteMe: Oh.
IFeelYou: My.
EC&BS: God.
HypedUpShopaholic: HAHAHA!
BiteMe: HAHA!
EC&BS: *laughs ass off*
IFeelYou: damn! That's too much for me to handle in 2 seconds! HAHA!
NotTheAverageBlonde: How did you know?!
IAintDumb: I didn't. You just told us.
NotTheAverageBlonde: Alice, don't laugh! You're supposed to be on my side.
HypedUpShopaholic: I'm...sorry…I couldn't… help it! HAHAHA!
NotTheAverageBlonde: But, can you blame me? I mean, have you seen him? *drools*
NotTheAverageBlonde: Have you seen him in Thriller?! God! It should be illegal to be that hot!
IAintDumb: Hey! What about me? *pouts*
NotTheAverageBlonde: What about you?
IAintDumb: I have never been so insulted in my whole life!
IAintDumb: Where are the others?
EC&BS: Oh sorry. We're still laughing.
IFeelYou: Esme's going to be mad when she comes home
IFeelYou: I think I just broke her one of a kind antique table.
BiteMe: How?
IFeelYou: I pounded my fist on it from laughing.
EC&BS: You should blame it on Rosalie. She's the one who caused you to laugh.
IFeelYou: True.
NotTheAverageBlonde: Arggh! I hate you, Emmett!
IAintDumb: I love you too, Rosie!
BiteMe: Emmett?
IAintDumb: Hmm?
BiteMe: How did you know our secrets when we didn't even tell you?
IAintDumb: I read your diaries.
IFeelYou: You what?!
BiteMe: What the hell, Emmett?!
HypedUpShopaholic: I'll get my payback!
EC&BS: But I don't own a diary.
NotTheAverageBlonde: You are so dead.
IAintDumb: Yeah yeah. You guys are major drama queens.
IAintDumb: And oh yeah, I read your diaries and a journal.
EC&BS: What the fcuk, Emmett?!
EC&BS: You're in for it now!
IAintDumb: To the secret hiding place, men!
IFeelYou: You mean, under the bed, don't you?
IAintDumb: Umm. To the second secret hiding place, men!
HypedUpShopaholic: Behind the couch?
IAintDumb: Retreat! Retreat! They're onto us! We've been hit! Mayday! Mayday!
IAintDumb has logged off.
EC&BS: Let's get back at him.
BiteMe: We're going to get back at him for getting back at us?
IFeelYou: Exactly.
BiteMe: Cool!
HypedUpShopaholic: On it!
NotTheAverageBlonde: Hey, we're talking about my husband!
NotTheAverageBlonde: Hell, let's do it!
HypedUpShopaholic: Let's get codenames!
EC&BS: Fine!
NotTheAverageBlonde: Alice can be PixieStick!
HypedUpShopaholic: And Rosie can be WickedWitch!
NotTheAverageBlonde: What the hell, Alice?!
HypedUpShopaholic: Oh shut up! I'm not a big fan of PixieStick as either.
IFeelYou: Bella can be TripsALot
BiteMe: Okay, I'll be TripsALot. Edward, you can be Debussy.
EC&BS: Sure, I like it. Jasper can be MajorJazzy.
IFeelYou: What? That sucks.
EC&BS: That's for picking my fiancée TripsALot.
IFeelYou: But she does! Oh fine!
BiteMe: And we can call the mission: Mission Attack Teddybear!
EC&BS: A bit childish, but hey, who's complaining.
IFeelYou: Mission starts in T Minus 10 seconds.
IFeelYou: 10.
HypedUpShopaholic: 9.
BiteMe: 8.
EC&BS: 7.
NotTheAverageBlonde: 6.
IFeelYou: 5.
HypedUpShopaholic: 4.
BiteMe: 3.
EC&BS: 2.
NotTheAverageBlonde: 1.
IFeelYou: 0.
EC&BS: Let the battle begin. *evils smile*
Author's Note:
When Bella said 'Since Obama became president' that was clearly not an insult. Just wanted to make it clear.
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Second author's note:
I might start on a third story, it's a crossover. I won't settle down on She's the man, Cinderella or Harry Potter, since some of my friends are already planning their stories using those. I need something original and it has to be from a movie and not from a book, well, mostly because I've only three novels in my entire life. So far, I've thought of crossingover Twilight with;
1. Princess Diaries
2. The Accidental Husband
3. Parent Trap
4. Knocked Up
5. It's a boy girl thing
6. Enchanted
7. What Happens in Vegas
8. Beauty and the Beast
9. Friends
10. The Nanny
I know what you're thinking 'Friends The and Nannym are series. How is she going to end it?' Here's the thing. I am going to make it end. Unless I start a sequel. I was thinking on doing Enchanted, well clearly because I've always wanted that fantasy meets reality theme. It looks so fun to write, but then again, I want to do Friends or The Nanny. So choose from the listed above, I dont really mind. Please and thank you.
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P/S;
I might change their story line a bit, fyi.