Ok so I had this idea a while ago, that what if the Twilight Characters were real (not that they aren't lol) and what would they make of Stephenie's Book?

Please bear with me as it's going to be Alternate Universe and the names within the book are going to be different. Here's what I have so far:

Edward – Euwart

Jasper - Jace

Alice - Alani

Emmett - Ethan

Rosalie - Roxanne

Esme - Eleanor

Carlisle - Corliss

Bella

Cullen - Kelwin

What do you think?? I tried to make them similar but not similar enough. Ok well here goes nothing. Please read, enjoy and review – I would love to know what you think about this story.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING TWILIGHT – except the books, shirts, pins and other merchandise.

Any resemblance to real life characters are purely coincidence.

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Edward's POV

I sat in an old oak tree, not far from the centre of town. Good old Forks – the wettest place in the continental U.S – perfect for someone of my kind – a vampire. I grinned as I saw the commotion below. For days now there had been tourists flocking into our small town in the Washington state. I shook my head as I lay across one of the branches. My brothers Emmett and Jasper joined me watching the passersby with curiosity.

Only a few minutes ago a pack of three or four girls had come in by bus and were now asking something in one of the local shops. I laughed as I read the thoughts of every person down there.

I wonder if maybe...

So this is Forks- it's brilliant

Just like I imagined

Just then the girls came out of the hardware store and stopped nearby to our station position. One of the girls, taller than the rest with jet black hair, pulled out a map.

'Ok guys, I think we should go on this hiking route first – it's one of the least popular ones' she told the others, who nodded I agreement.

'We might even see Euwart Kelwin!' one of the other girls shrieked, pulling out a black covered book and clutching it to her chest.

'Geez Kate, can't you stop the fandom for one minute – look we are here for six months until we find placements in high school in Washington so let's enjoy it okay?' the black haired girl said to the others. They nodded and began to follow her up a hiking route.

I hissed as they were out of hearing distance,

'Yo bro, what's up?' Emmett asked me looking down from his higher branch.

'So more twilight fan girls' I replied, both Jasper and Emmett in took a deep breath. I pulled the same book the fan girl had out of my rucksack. I looked at the cover with the white hands and red apple. This tiny thing was what had caused us so much trouble of the past few months. After Twilight had begun to shoot up the authors list – Forks had become more and more popular with tourists mostly the female variety.

I sighed as I re-read the book, believe it or not but this book was based on the real lives of my family – The Cullens and I knew the author. She had come to visit us over a year ago for the first time. She had been Carlisle's friend from five decades ago and came back as she had decided to try her had a writing. She wanted to write about something she really knew – and being a vampire herself it was the obvious suggestion.

Oh Steph, what have you got us into

She had obviously changed our names for the book, but not the place – hence the fan girls. I shook my head.

'Hey Euwart pass me that book' Emmett called to me as I flung him the copy of Twilight. He knew I hated it when he called me that. He thumbed through the pages of the books, skim reading and stopping at the always questionable chapters of the story – the mysterious character of Bella.

I had never met a Bella in my 90 years and hadn't heard of one being in Forks recently. The character of Bella always puzzled me – Myself, or Euwart was supposed to fall in love with this character but this had never happened. Why would Stephenie add this to the story? I had once asked her that question and she had replied,

So you wouldn't be lonely

Is that how I looked to everyone – a lonely seventeen year old?

I sighed and began to climb down the tree, jumping down the last 15 feet and landing on the balls of my feet.

'Hey Ed? Where are you going?' Jasper asked me from a nearby, weathered branch.

'Home I suppose' I still couldn't get out of my head this Bella character. I began to walk into town, just to have one more look and laugh at any fan girls – they would never realise we were real, only dream of the chance of our existence. As I walked along the sidewalk, past the Newton Camping Store, I heard the rev of an engine, going at a fast speed. I turned to see a black motorbike, coming my way. I pulled up just outside the store and the driver got off. I gazed at the machine – it was a Ducati – a Monster 1100 S – fastest and newest models of the range.

'Nice bike' I said to the biker. They nodded the helmet covered head and walked into the store. I frowned, there were no thoughts coming from their head –that couldn't be right. Perhaps I was concentrating too much. I shoved my hands into the pocket of my leather coat and walked on. Unlike, the Euwart Kelwin of the Twilight books – Edward Cullen dressed differently, wearing jeans, leather jackets and rings. Some of the things Stephenie wrote in her book were the same; others were a little further from the truth.

I got to the parking lot, where I had taken 911 GT2, pulling open the door. Just as I was about to get in I heard a voice behind me,

'Excuse me?' a female voice asked, I turned to see a group of twenty year olds behind me.

'Yeah?' I responded,

'You wouldn't happen to know if there were any Kelwins living in town?' the woman asked. She looked the youngest out of the bunch – but they were still the same as many of the other girls coming here – looking for the illusive Kelwin family.

I smiled and she looked almost dazed by it, 'Nope sorry, lived here my whole life – don't know anyone by that name' she looked disappointed.

Hey he's really cute one of the thoughts in the group of girls came into my mind. I shook my head as I got in the car and revved the engine – roaring to life like a lion prowling. I sped off along the road and back to the Cullen house, trees and bushes zooming past in green flashes.

Maybe I did need someone I thought to myself – am I really lonely and just never realised it? I sighed and pushed further down on the accelerator increasing the speed to 120 mph. But if I did want to find someone where would I look? Not many vampires around here.

I shook the stupid thought from my head as I pulled into the driveway and got out of the car. I opened to front door to the house and flung my cars keys on the side table. Thank goodness we were out of the heart of Forks – otherwise anyone would come knocking on our door asking about Twilight.

Esme came through to the lounge and hugged me tightly.

'Hey mom' although I was older than her, she always seemed to fit this pet name I gave her.

'How was town?' she asked,

'It's getting worse – there were more tourists coming today' I replied, frowning.

'That Stephenie doesn't know when to stop' came my father's voice, he was shaking his head.

'Oh well' I told them 'what's done is done' I shrugged and made my way up to my room.

I'm really worried about him I heard Esme's concern, but almost switched off. They were always worried about me.

I got to my room and looked around. Stephenie was stop on with most of my activities – I loved to read, listen to music and to play it as well. Although I do enjoy the piano – my favourite instrument has to be my guitar. I went over to the stand and picked up my Gibson, plugging in the lead and switching on the amplifier. I picked up my plectrum and strummed a chord. The sound vibrated the floor perfectly . . .

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The next was much the same as any other, but I had to go to school. You think its hard doing high school once, try going more than five times in your existence – its hell. We got into Emmett's Jeep, Rosalie in the front seat with Emmett and Jasper and Alice sat in the back. I decided to stand in the middle seat as the space was limited, and stuck my head through the roof.

'Ok' Emmett said flicking through the stations on the radio 'tunes', Rosalie smacked his hand away and chose a song herself I groaned as I heard 'Break the Ice' come through the speakers.

'Rose, please pick something else' I moaned to her,

'Yeah something with a little testosterone in' Emmett laughed and flicked to another channel, the song that came through now was 'Breaking the Habit' By Linkin Park – a much better choice and sometimes a little ironic.

We got to school quickly, and as we drove into the parking lot, I could see some of the girls from yesterday. They stared over at us, probably due to the loud music. I grabbed my books and jumped out of the roof and onto the ground.

Suddenly I could hear the rev of a familiar engine and looked to see the motorbike from yesterday driving into the parking lot. The driver parked it near to our car,

'Whoa awesome bike' Jasper muttered under his breath. Emmett got out of the car as well, and shouted,

'Yo bro, nice bike man'

The biker heard and pulled off his helmet. Or maybe I should say her helmet as she pulled it off revealing long brown hair and an amazing smile,

'Thanks, but I'm no one's bro' she called to Emmett, who looked embarrassed. Soon she was surrounded by a group of guys, their thoughts no more the average teenage thoughts.

Man, she's hot

That bike is NICE

She must be a new girl

New girl – new meat

I shook my head and began to walk inside with the rest of my family, wondering if she was like the rest of the new girls – a twilighter. . . .

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Well, what do you think?? Please review and then I will try and continue with the story. Until next time,