A bunch of little stories that start out sounding serious then turn out to be funny and random. Will have multiple characters

Kiba, Shikamaru, and Choji hid silently in the bushes. They watched a bead of sweat roll down Naruto's forehead ahead of them.

Do you think he'll actually do it?" Shikamaru whispered.

I don't know....Naruto has the courage to pull it off put I don't know if he has the speed to get away in time," Choji replied.

*Come on Naruto you don't have much time left* Kiba was thinking.

About 20 meters away Naruto studied the metal contraption before him. Inside was a system of wires and breakers. His index finger circled the button he was informed to push. But he wasn't sure if this was right, was he making a huge mistake?

One wrong move could spell doom for both him and his partners in hiding. Maybe the small black box in front of him would go off and he would have to get away in time, or maybe it was defused and he wouldn't have to worry.

But he was running out of time and he had to take the leap of faith, it was now or never. His finger inched closer and closer until he finally felt the cool plastic button and he gave it one last push.

Ding-dong!

Naruto leaped away and was followed by his comrades in the bushes. They ran like hell down the dusty road leaving clouds behind them.

An elderly woman came outside wagging her cane in the air. "You damn kids I'll get you someday!" she yelled down the road. The boy's laughter could be heard far away.