AN: Ok, my Seiner! Rated for future lemon, if there are enough reviews (ie 2, I don't have very high expectations cos I think I need to work on my descriptions which have all gone to pot during the last year)

Disclaimer and warning: Never have owned, still don't and: Shounen ai, future yaoi, falling from windows, Mickey Mouse underwear and Seifer.

Hayner lay on his bed, staring at the ceiling. Insomnia really wasn't all that great. He rolled onto his side and tried to get his body to realise it needed sleep. It wasn't listening. After another ten minutes of tossing and turning and being unable to coax himself into unconsciousness without bashing his own brains out, he leapt out and padded silently across the room to the window. Opening it, he leaned out, into the cool night air. Catching a movement out of the corner of his eye, he turned his head and saw Seifer strolling along, looking bored. What's he doing out in the middle of the night?... Hayner asked himself, leaning out a little too far.

"W-whoa!" he scrabbled at the window frame to no avail, and found himself tumbling down towards the street. Wearing only his boxers. What an embarrassing way to die. And in front of Seifer, of all people. Then strong arms were catching him and his eyes flew open again.

"Next time don't forget the bungee cord." Seifer advised dryly, setting him on his feet. Hayner stared at him with wide eyes. His enemy, his rival… had just saved him from death by splat-on-the-pavement.

"I…" he was more than a little embarrassed to find himself speechless and shook his head, trying again. "Did you just…?"

"Save you from at the very least several broken limbs, yes." Seifer answered, frowning and looking a little confused by his flustered appearance. There was a drawn-out pause that Hayner sought to break.

"Er… thanks, I guess…" Hayner rubbed the back of his head, feeling that the situation was getting far too awkward. Seifer's gaze flicked downwards, then back up to meet his eyes before staring at Hayner's boxers.

"Mickey Mouse pants? Seriously?" Seifer asked incredulously, poking Hayner's hip before bursting into laughter. "Chicken Wuss wears Mickey Mouse boxers!"

"Hey." Hayner wrapped his arms around his middle, feeling self conscious. "Don't diss the King." He smirked, taking refuge in bad jokes. Seifer eventually straightened up and his laughter died away as he roughly wiped his eyes, still grinning.

"Well, at least one good thing came of you falling out of your window. I get to see you in your boxers."

"Hey, you can't blackmail me using my underwear!" Hayner protested. "That's low, man. Besides, your cronies'll wonder how you even saw me in my pants."

"I wasn't talking about blackmail, Hayner." Seifer replied, keeping a completely straight face. Hayner blinked, taken aback. Not least because Seifer had just called him by name, for the first time.

"Huh?" the taller boy leaned forwards, placing his hands on either side of Hayner's face. "W-what're you…?" Hayner trailed off, breathing faster and turning pink.

"Wondering why you're looking so flustered." Seifer murmured, eyes watching his lips rather than his eyes. Hayner knew he should really be hoping that this was some sort of joke, that he should probably punch the guy in the face and yell at him before storming back into the house, but… He felt a small, treacherous part of his mind straining forwards, desperately longing for Seifer to kiss him. But that wasn't right; he wasn't even gay. And Seifer was his arch nemesis. So why did he feel his heart beating faster as Seifer's face came closer? He could feel warm breath on his lips and half-closed his eyes in anticipation. There was a loud clatter and a cat suddenly shot across the road, startling them both away from each other. Seifer looked like he was waking up from a dream, shaking his head and blinking, looking around as though to see where he was. Hayner was still standing stock still, his mind trying to process what had just happened. By the time he'd gathered his scattered wits, Seifer was standing in his usual aggressive pose, glaring at him with narrowed eyes.

"Tell anyone about this and you're dead, Chicken Wuss." Then he pushed past, striding away into the night. Hayner turned and followed him with his eyes. What just happened?... Does Seifer… like me? He wasn't as repulsed by the thought as he might have been; strangely he found that it didn't bother him at all. Whereas perhaps ten minutes ago… Something had changed. And he didn't know what. But whatever; he'd better get back inside before he was found outside in his underwear.

AN: So, whatcha think? Seifer's a little weird, I know; I still have to work out the kinks… Not in that way ¬_¬ Heheheh maybe in that way, then… ^^ But anyway, this is a strange little thing that popped into my head today when I read my first ever Seiner fanfic, which I now adore. Yaaaaaaaayyyy for Shounen Ai!! I'm not updating unless I get two or more reviews, I'm afraid. Not because I don't want to, but because I'm kinda focussing on finishing the first chapter of my Zemyx which I still haven't been able to put up. I've done the second and most of the other chapters, just not the first yet… Yes, I am weird that way. But it's easier for me, so ha! *leaps across room before smashing into wall*dammit. Eheh. Oh, btw, my interbutt connection has… gone somewhere private and done itself up the backside, to use polite wordies. So… this means I can't upload anything even vaguely… naughty… or my school will block my user and I'll lose my coursework and the only interbutts source I have until I recover my library card and I'll fail my exams and I'll be a dropout. And enough predicting the pessimistic future. Ok, I'm done. So, review or not; nice to know where I've gone wrong or right and flames are always read and either cried or laughed over or just given straight to Axel, who will use them. Unwisely. Bwahahahahaha beware!!! *throws down smoke bomb and disappears*