Kyuubi's Secret Talent

Bored out of his mind, Naruto spies on the Kyuubi while the demon isn't aware of his presence. What will he find? Drabble, One-shot, Crack! Fic

This was inspired by a strange dream involving, Naruto, Kyuubi signing, and Deidara wearing a wedding dress…yea, I have no idea either.

DISCLAIMER! (Aren't you just excited? I know I am! XD)

The Naruto characters belong to Kishimoto Mashashi.

Anything that does not belong in Naruto belongs to me, unless said otherwise.

Key

"Word" Talking

'Thought' Thinking

"Fox" Kyuubi Talking

Enjoy!

Naruto sighed, shifting feet as he waited for Tsunadae to return from the bathroom.

Kakashi leaned against the wall, reading his little green book of perversion while Sakura had resorted to sitting on the floor.

Only Sai was standing patiently, not so much as moving a muscle, except to blink.

Suddenly Naruto got a great idea.

Grinning like an idiot, he delved into his mind and headed to where the Kyuubi was.

However, unlike most other times, he headed there silently, careful to avoid detection.

When he was in the sewers, he paused…Was that…singing?

Stealthier than ever, Naruto headed to where the Kyuubi was. As he did, the singing got louder.

It reminded Naruto of an opera he had seen several years ago, after being forced to watch it with the other Genin.

Shaking his head, Naruto peeked around the corner into the room where Kyuubi was, and froze.

HE now knew where the singing was coming from.

The Kyuubi was singing a song from the Phantom of the Opera, but not just any part; no, it was the high, girly pitched part.

The Kyuubi finished the last, and highest note at long last, unaware of his audience.

The Kyuubi started popping the muscles in his neck when he spotted Naruto. His jaw dropped.

There was silence for several minutes, then they both started to scream.

"AAAAAAAAAGH!"

'AAAAAAAAAGH!'

This, of course, started to differ midway, Naruto's scream turning to laughter while the Kyuubi started shouting obscenities.

'AHAHAHAHA, Oh my god, OH MY GOD! The Kyuubi sings girl opera!'

"You little bastard! How dare you sneak up on me like that! What were you thinking!? Never mind, apparently you don't think!" And so it went.

Naruto's laughter was much louder as it echoed off the walls, drowning out the Bijuu's voice.

"And so I was waiting for him to finish fixing the toilet, when it starts acting up again, and a huge geyser shoots out and hits my face!" Tsunadae said, explaining the reason for her absence.

Without warning Naruto doubled over in laughter right as she finished.

Sakura's jaw dropped and the rest of the team quickly scooted away from their blonde haired teammate.

"You think that's funny?" Tsunadae growled, turning angry brown eyes onto him.

"Wait, what?" Naruto stopped laughing and looked up in time to get a punch to the face, sending him crashing through the wall and into the hallway.

Shizune, who happened to be on the other side of the wall, dodged the flying body and debris while balancing a small silver tray with a cup of tea on it. She calmly opened the door and walked in, setting the tea down on the desk. "Here's your tea, Tsunadae. Would you like me to get our contractor?"

"Yes, thank you Shizune." Tsunadae said, sitting back down behind her desk as if nothing had happened. "And you might want to check up on Naruto, I might have given him a concussion.

Naruto groaned and sat up. "Owww…"

"Nope, scratch that last bit." Tsunadae picked up her tea. "He's fine."

Naruto wobbled to his feet and resumed his position in the Hokage's room, where Team Kakashi proceeded to receive their mission and go on their way.

Life went on as usual.

Constructive Criticism and Compliments welcome. Flames and Spams will be laughed at.

Tropi