This is my first time writing something like this, and I was just having fun. But it's not all just a random mess - I actually try to keep characters in character (as much as possible for a story this random). There's also a parody-like feel to it in some places. So hopefully you all enjoy it. :D
~.Read.&.Review.~
Edward logged on
Emmett logged on
Emmett: Yo bro!
Edward: Have you seen, Bella?
Emmett: What, not even a 'hello'?
Edward: Just answer me Emmett.
Emmett: No.
Edward: Emmett…
Emmett: Not until you say 'hello'
Edward: *growls*
Emmett: O_O
Alice logged on
Emmett: *screams*
Emmett logged off
Alice: He better not have done that because I logged on! :[
Edward: ...He did.
Alice: That jerk!
Alice logged off
Edward: :]
Bella logged on
Jacob logged on
Edward: Bella, love! I've missed you. *crooked smile*
Bella: *-*
Jacob: Bella? Snap out of it!
Edward: Quiet, mongrel. If she wants to be dazzled by me then let her.
Jacob: What the hell is dazzled?
Edward: I will show you. *holds up a picture of a nice juicy bone*
Jacob: *is dazzled*
Edward: Success!
Alice logged on
Emmett logged on
Emmett: Sup everybody? I'm back!
Alice: You jerk!
Alice logged off
Emmett: O_o
Esme logged on
Esme: Hello, children.
Emmett: Esme, look! Bella and Jacob are having a staring contest!
Esme: Oh, how fun
Emmett: I bet 5 on Jacob
Esme: 10 on Bella
Emmett: o.o Alright, you high roller... 10 on Jacob!
Edward: ...
Jacob: Whoa, what happened…
Esme: Jacob blinked! Pay up, boy.
Emmett: Huh- But- Grr! *pays up*
Esme: Thank you, dear.
Esme logged off
Emmett: Wha- Edward, did you see that? She took my money and ran. That's cheap!
Emmett logged off
Jacob: What just happened?
Edward: You lost.
Jacob: Lost what?
Edward: The staring contest.
Jacob: What staring contest?
Edward: The one you just lost.
Jacob: How did I lose at a staring contest I knew nothing about?
Edward: You blinked! Do I have to spell out everything for you?
Jacob: I'm leaving -_-
Jacob logged off
Alice logged on
Alice: Did you like how I set up Emmett?
Edward: What do you mean?
Alice: I knew he would lose the bet with Esme :]
Edward: :] Good one
Alice: *giggles evilly* I know!
Edward: Let's go mess with him some more
Alice: Excellent!
Alice logged off
Edward logged off
Bella: *-*