Disclaimer: I do not own LotR. I am not that smart/ all I own is Aubrey and the stupid Sue, though not to proud of that. -_-"

A/N: If there is anything wrong with how I write someone or something I am deeply sorry. I have not read the books in a very long time or watched the movies. I'm trying to re-read them but they're from the library so please give me a break and just point out where I screwed up. Thank you. ^^

PSS: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I haven't written in so long that I had to go throw and rewrite all of the chaps before I could start again! So if you've all ready read it read it again! I made it better!...please?

Aubrey sighed loudly as she looked over her laptop screen. Her twin sister Jezebella was watching Lord of the Rings loudly; the volume turned all the way up. And Aubrey was trying to flame a Mary Sue and needed to think of better words than 'you suck!' and Jezebella's giggling like a mindless harpy was preventing her from thinking straight.

"Like ohmygod! Leggy is like soooooo sexy!" Jezebella squealed.

"You know, I don't think the Prince of Mirkwood would appreciate being called Leggy," Aubrey said, rolling her eyes.

Jezebella had flawless blonde hair that shone like golden wheat in the sun (Aubrey still didn't know how she did it) and ocean blue eyes. Her skin was pale and flawless; she had a D-cup chest and was a size 3.

Aubrey, on the other hand, had frizzy rusty-red hair that stuck out everywhere if not brushed daily and plain grey eyes. As any normal teenage girl she had acne problems and was still wearing a training bra at age sixteen.

Whatever the hell happened in the womb, one thing was for sure, Jezebella stole all the sexy genes.

"Pft! Like you know anything! Leggy would love to be called anything by me!" she chirped happily.

"Like he would love an arrow in his back," Aubrey muttered under her breath.

'What in the name of God did I do to get a sister like her?' Aubrey thought miserably.

"Like ohmygod! I wish I was in Middle-Earth! It would be soooooo fun! All those Hobbits and Elves! It would be just like a fairy tale!" Jezebella sighed.

"Oh yeah, being teleported to a war torn country with orcs, evil wizards, the Balrog, and a giant flaming eye trying to take over the world, running for weeks on end with no bathroom, no shower, no TV, and we can't forget the giant spiders! Yeah, sounds just about as fun as a hole in the head," Aubrey said.

"You say the funniest things Abby!" Jezebella said, giggling again.

"Don't call me Abby!" Aubrey shouted. "Did you not hear a word I said?"

Jezebella giggled again, "Leggy is sooooo shmexy!"(1)

"Guess not." Aubrey turned back to her flame and transferred all her anger into it. Sure it wasn't fair, but this person didn't have a right to murder Tolkien's life's work like this in the first place.

Trish, the twin's mom walked in, she was a kindly looking woman in her mid-thirties with the same rusty red hair as Aubrey. "Hey, can you guys go down the corner store and pick up some things for me? I'm still swamped with work." She held up a small shopping list.

"Sure thing Mom," Aubrey said, closing her laptop and taking the list from Trish.

"B-but Moooooooom! I'm watching Lord of the Rings!" Jezebella said in her usual whiney tone.

"Well, Lego will be right here when you get back. Now, go please." Trish said with a sigh, putting her hands on her hips.

"It's Legolas, Mom," Aubrey said, almost giggling. Trish was just one of those people who couldn't get name right, weather it was something as simple as Sarah or a tougher like Frodo.

"B-but," Jezebella stammered.

Aubrey gave her twin a dirty look and dragged her crying butt out the door before she could say anything ales.

As they walked down the street Jezebella wouldn't stop howling about how unfair her life was. Of course, she looked perfect, like a weeping angel. Aubrey had to resist the urge to puke, her slap her silly.

"Like ohmigod! Mom is like sooooo mean to me! Why does she hate me?" Jezebella sobbed.

Aubrey started at her sister in disbelief. Saying their Mother hated her was like saying Santa Claws hated children and the Tooth Fairy was really a man wearing a dress that has a fetish for teeth .

"Just shut up! She just asked us to go to the store! And Mom has never so much as raised her voice at you, so stop bitching!" Aubrey snapped.

"Y-you just say that because she likes you moooooore!" Jezebella broke down into sobs. "She's always nice to you! She gives you everything that you want! She makes me cook and clean and makes me eat dog food when you get to gorge yourself ever day!"

Aubrey stopped walking and stared at her sister in astonishment. "What the hell are you on?" was about the only thing she could get to come out of her dry mouth.

"I wish I was in Middle- Earth! I would be sooooo much happier there! And no one would tease me and be mean to me! They would all love me and I would become queen with my dear Leggy as my king!" Jezebella said dramatically.

"What the hell are you taking! Whatever it is, get the fuck off or share!" Aubrey walked passed her insane twin and crossed the street. Jezebella followed whining the whole way.

'Am I the last voice of reason here? She might have the looks, but I got the sanity,' Aubrey thought.

Just then they heard the screeching of tires and the honk of a horn. Both the twins whipped their heads around just in time to see a blue truck coming right at them. Aubrey didn't even have time to think as the two tons of metal crashed into the girls; Aubrey felt her body go airborne and heard the sound of crashing metal and the smell burnt rubber. Then blinding pain, and finally darkness.

Aubrey was floating in total darkness, seemingly in nothingness, the only thing she could see was a tinny speck of light that seen to far away. 'Great, I'm dead. Great, just great!' was her first thought? It sounded like her voice echoed around her in the emptiness. Her second was, 'I hope they have the internet in heaven.'

The light seen to get bigger and bigger until Aubrey just fall through it. Everything became so bright that she had to close her eyes, the sudden turn from darkness to light felt like a danger to her head. She heard the wind rushing past her ears and smelt fresh air.

Finally Aubrey was able to open her eyes and she instantly wished she hadn't. Laid out before her were miles and miles of a never-ending sea of ancient trees and a river snaking through them. The ground was far below her and quickly growing nearer. If she wasn't falling to her death she would have found this place breathtaking beautiful.

It took her brain a few secants to process what she was seeing, and another few secants to realize that she was falling to her death. Aubrey screamed in terror.

When the first tree branch crashed into her she first heard her bones crack, then the pain. But on the bright side that branch slowed her fall a great deal before she crashed into three more before finally landed into the river.

Water filled her mouth and nose. Aubrey couldn't tell which way was up or down as she struggled to find the surface.

'Can't breathe…no air.' Everything began to get hazy for the girl as her movements grow stiffer and her body stopped resaving orders from her bran. 'This sucks,' was the very last thought that passed through Aubrey's mind before she blacked out.

Aubrey felt like she was floating, darkness surround her. Slowly she was able to form thoughts in her head.

'Who am I? Where am I? Is this all some weird dream? Did I really die in that car crash? If I'm dead why dose everything hurt?' Her thoughts slowly began to clear as she remembered everything that happened to her.

She could hear sounds, but they where muffled and they sounded like some other language to her. Then she heard it; it was a soft, beautiful voice, but it was also full of power and authority. She was speaking in a language that sounded very familiar to Aubrey although she didn't understand it.

"Shaji Aubrey, tysti n'alaquel a' i' arda en' kalina. Pai il gad e' i' mori, tanya air il lîn yamen'."

Then the voice shifted to a language she recognized.

"Wake Aubrey, come back to the realm of light. Do not stay in the dark, that is not your place."

'Her voice, it sounds beautiful, soft spoken, but why dose it make me feel so nervures?'

"Aubrey, awake!'

Aubrey broke through the watery unconsciousness and her eyes snapped open. Everything bombarded her senses at once. The brightness of the room hurt her eyes. The smell of earth and wood filled her nose and made her head throb in pain. The sound of the river and the wind only added to it. The feel of the silk on her skin only made it itch and burn.

"Damn," she crocked. Her throat felt like sandpaper and her voice sounded like a frog's.

"You're awake," said a voice that sounded silky smooth and rich as honey though it wasn't the voice in her dream.

Trying to focus her eyes she saw someone standing by her bed. It was a tall woman with long dark brown hair and bright grey eyes; she was very pale and very beautiful.

"W-where am..." But she couldn't finish, she was in too much pain and talking only made it worse.

"Please child, Don't speak. Here, drink this." The woman put a vial of clear liquid to her cut and bruised lips.

Aubrey did as she was told, her mind in too much of a fog to think clearly. The liquid was cool and crisp tasting; it spread through her broken and bruised body dulling the pain. With the throbbing pain gone she slipped back into unconsciousness.

For the next few days Aubrey slipped in and out of consciousness. When she was conscious the people around her seemed unreal. They talked in a strange tongue, and they moved in a way that wasn't human. Sometimes she caught some words she understood, something about a fever, but then she would just fall right back asleep. Her dreams were always filled with nightmares. Her and her twin getting hit by that car, pain, darkness, wolves, fire. None of it made any sense.

One morning Aubrey woke up, feeling like her head was clear for the first time in a long time. She looked around the room for the first time; it looked kind of like a hospital with two rows of beds with a low ceiling, only it had darker colors, browns and greens. The beds had blankest of dark green silk, and the walls had vine like print all along them. It was a beautiful, like a real artiest did it. It didn't smell like sick people and bleach. But like the woods, flowers, creeks and evergreen. Wherever she was it was by far the nicest hospital she had ever been to.

"Ah, I see you've finally awakened."

Aubrey would have jumped out of her skin if it wouldn't have hurt so much. She turned her sore head to the left, there stood a woman. She was so gorgeous that Aubrey felt like an ugly little stain next to her. She had long golden hair that was touched with silver and fell down her back, her eyes deep blue. She far outshined her sister Jezebella, that was for sure. She was cloaked all in a flowing white, she seem to fill the room with a soft glow. Aubrey could have sworn she knew who she was, but she just couldn't put her finger on it.

"Where am I?" Aubrey asked her voice still sore but not as bad as it uses to be. Although it sounded like she hadn't used it in weeks.

"You are in my realm of Lothlorien." It was the same voice from her dreams; Aubrey just knew it

'Wait a sec. Did she say Lothlorien?'

"Come again?" the teen asked in shock.

A/N: what do you think of Aubrey's "landing"? Most Sues just fall in a pile of leaves or something, but Aubrey was not so lucky. Please review; flamers will be used by my Sue hunters to roast Sues. ^^

foot note 1: it was brought to my attention that the world shmexy is not a conmen word to most people. It stands for Super Hot Mega Sexy. it seen like a fitting word for Jezebella to use.