Hello!! Very Important Note: to make this story work, pretend Chomesuke/Sachiko is still alive. If you want more Lavi and Allen action, check out my fic I Love the Rain!!–hollowstrawberry1515

The Dare, Chapter 7

Lavi seriously hit the jackpot.

The fangirls Lavi was videotaping this whole porno for would love this!! As soon as Allen had left, Lavi dressed quickly, grabbed the still recording camera (turned it off), and went to his room, where "Porno Headquarters" was set up. Maybe the girls would like it if the director was in the video?

Lavi, with much effort because of all the newspaper articles and magazines that covered his floor, pulled his chair up to his desk. The three monitors sitting upon the desk glowed an ominous blue in the dark room. Lavi quickly typed in his password as he slipped on his thick black reading glasses.

Lesee… Lavi clicked the icon that brought onto screen one the hidden camera he had put in Kanda's room several months ago. He made it so that whatever was recorded in the room accessible for Lavi's own use.

Kanda's room, monitor one:

"Fuck!" Kanda threw down his bookshelf and started ripping books up. "Fucking Moyashi." He picked up a candelabra sitting on a table. "Godammit!" The candelabra was out the window the next second.

Lavi stared at the screen in shock. Wowee… Then Allen appeared to save the day. Lavi pushed his glasses up in excitement and leaned closer to the screen. He watched as Allen got bitch slapped and them making out. But when they started off to the bed, Lavi reluctantly closed off the screen, still recording. I have a job to do. He thought determinedly, taking a deep breath.

He started by downloading all the clips of Allen and Kanda onto monitor two, where he watched them all over again and started pasting them together on a movie making program. He wondered how much he could ask for these videos.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Lavi's head jolted up; he hadn't realized he had fallen asleep. "Comin'…" He muttered sleepily. I wonder where Panda Gigi is? some remote part of his mind wondered.

He opened the door to find Chomesuke, his friend/akuma/"fuck buddy". Her short kimono went down to half her thigh and her shoulders were showing in a sexy way that turned Lavi on unintentionally. She was blushing.

"Hey Lavi," she started, but was cut off with surprise as Lavi pulled her into his room. He hugged her close and whispered, "Hey, where have you been? I haven't fucked in a week." Chomesuke blushed furiously and started to say determinedly, "Lavi, that's what I came here to discuss. I just want to be your friend, not your sex—"

"Lavi?" Lenalee's voice could be heard outside Lavi's door.

"Shit!" Lavi muttered, pushing Chomesuke into his wardrobe. "Oh, Lavi!" Chomesuke complained. "Shhh!" Lavi hissed. "You'll blow our cover!" Chomesuke looked pouty and put-out so Lavi gave her a quick kiss and a smile. She grinned without meaning to.

Lavi shut the door of the wardrobe and called "Coming!" He opened the door to find Lenalee in a short skirt (per usual) and a skimpy top. Lavi was guessing she snuck around so Komui wouldn't see her in such a skimpy outfit, because as soon as Lavi opened the door, Lenalee ran in. Wow, I get all the luck! Thought Lavi, dirty thoughts going through his mind.

But the first thing Lenalee said was: "You got the goods?" in a wannabe gangster accent; like she was trying to deal drugs or something. Lavi stopped, puzzled. "Huh?"

Lenalee rolled her eyes. "The video? You said you'd have it to me by today or tomorrow." She put her hands on her hips, annoyed when she saw realization come to Lavi's eyes. "Uh, I was working on it now. I said today or tomorrow, Lenalee. Be patient!"

Lenalee narrowed her eyes threateningly. "You'd better." She brightened up and asked, "So who else is buying your great porn?"

Lavi smirked and said, "I have a whole waiting list. Since you're my good friend, you're at the top of my list." He rattled off some names of numerous Finders, several Science Department workers, and a few Exorcists; some of which surprised Lenalee.

"General Cloud Nine wants a video?! Wow, I had no idea." Lenalee said, thinking back on the encounters she had with the intimidating woman and her cute (but kind of scary when activated) monkey.

"Yeah," said Lavi, shrugging. "Who wouldn't want one of them?!" He grinned when he thought of the way General Cloud Nine said she was going to pay for the video.

Flashback:

"Psst. Are you Lavi?"

Lavi looked up to find General Cloud Nine standing casually next to Lavi. Unless you stood close, you couldn't tell they were having a conversation.

"Yes. And why are you speaking with me secretly? Is this about the 'product'?" Lavi said out of the side of his mouth.

Cloud Nine nodded. "I'm meeting you secretly just in case it goes down badly. Y'know… Like if you get caught. If you get caught, I want nothing to do with you." She gave Lavi a playful smile. Lavi grinned weakly.

"Well, you have to pay me now. Funding and all that stuff." Lavi said, starting to get annoyed with the General. Cloud Nine thought for a moment.

"I'm completely broke right now." Lavi scowled. Cloud Nine continued. "I took Marian Cross out for dinner. He ate and then left me with the bill. But I know a way I can pay for the video bill." Her full lips curved in a sexy, provocative smile. Lavi suddenly knew what she was talking about.

He couldn't help but grin back. "Aha, the old fashioned way. Do you know where my room is? Number 403, near the Science Department." Cloud Nine winked and started to strut off in a way that made several men stop and stare. Including Lavi.

Oh, yeah! He thought with joy. I'm gonna get some of that!

End Flashback.

Lavi sighed. "Did you make your payment yet?" Lenalee nodded and smiled. "I left some money under your door last week." Lavi groaned inwardly. That old panda must have nabbed it!

I should have charged sex, not actual money.

Sorry I ended kinda lame… I typed this really fast and now I have homework to do. Ugh. The inspiring quote, "You got the goods?" came from none other than ichigolover4ever, me, and some of my wacked up blonde friends at school. The funny thing is, we don't deal drugs; books and gum is more like it. Damn, private school sucks shit :P