Disclaimer: As much as it pains me to say this, I do not own Harry Potter or anything else I may make reference to in this story. *sobs uncontrollably*

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The Beginning

"So who's going to be the love interest this week?" My best friend, James Potter, asked while sprawling casually on an armchair in the Gryffindor common room.

"Verity." I said, grinning wolfishly as I reclined on a sofa near to the fire, " And do I have to remind you not to call them "love interests"? They're just... distractions."

"OK. But remind me. Who is Verity?" James said with a bemused smile, while he returned to an up right position. He never could keep track of all my girlfriends. Though, to be honest, neither could I sometimes. Ahhh... the wonderful life of being the most handsome man in Hogwarts. Well, aside from James and Remus (I would add Peter but he's just... Peter) but James didn't really count as he only had eyes for the wonderful Lily Evans and Remus refused to date anyone, or even hook up with anyone, because of his little furry problem.

"Blond, short, never shuts the hell up."

"Oh that one." Prongs made a look of disgust. "Why don't you get rid of her if she's so annoying? Besides, she's a complete slut. You do know she's fucked all of our year and nearly all of seventh?"

"And that my friend is exactly the reason I keep her around." I smirked whilst Prongs rolling his eyes at me.

"What the girls in our year say is true. You really are a man slut."

"That I am." I laughed. I did love the gossip girls spread about me. "Anyway I'm off to bed, got to get my beauty sleep or the girls will go crazy if I'm not up to my usual standards of beautifulness." I chucked myself off the sofa and sauntered over to the boy's dormitories.

"Only gay guys call themselves beautiful!" James called up the stairs.

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"You know what?" I said cheerfully, as I sat down at the Gryffindor Table, "I love the first day of a new school."

"Have you been at the firewhiskey already Sirius?" Remus said grumpily, as he sat nursing a cup of coffee. Remus, unlike me, is not a morning person. It takes a long time for Peter and James to wrestle him out of bed and down to breakfast (you try leaping on a werewolf and dragging him out of bed while he attempts to stop you in any way possible). I gave up a long time ago when I realised that the time spent wrestling Remus could be put to much better use by staying in bed and dreaming about beautiful girls who could do some very exotic things with certain parts of their anatomy...

"No my dear Moony I haven't. I am merely thinking about which lucky girls will get to be in our classes and which will get the pleasure of sitting next to me. Presuming that none of my fellow Marauder's are in my class of course." I added hastily when James, Remus and Peter all sent me a combined look of abandonment.

Ahh... Breakfast was calling to me... eggs, bacon, mushrooms, potato scones, hash browns, beans... hmmm... now what else? I pondered for a few minutes, stroking my unshaven chin (what can I say? Girls love the unshaven look and I aim to please!), while Remus shot me looks of disgust as he watched me pile food onto my plate. Kippers!

"Hey! Don't look at me like that! I'm a growing boy, I need my food. Besides James is eating just as much as me and I don't see you sending him withering looks!" I protested vehemently.

"Prongs isn't sitting right in front of me." Moony retorted taking a swig of his coffee. I could never understand how people can have only coffee for their breakfast. It's like sticking with one girl for longer than a week. Impossible.

"Moony don't you dare stop Sirius eating. I need all my quidditch players to have as much energy as possible so we can crush those Slytherin bastards." James muttered, sending looks of hatred towards the Slytherin Table.

Anyway, breakfast was not a time to be thinking. Let the eating commence.

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"Boys. Timetables." Miss McGonagall said briskly once everyone in the Great Hall was finished eating. If you ask me, she needs to pull that stick out of her ass.

"Thanks Miss." Moony and Wormtail mumbled, engrossed in looking at their timetables.

"Ta Minnie!" Prongs and I called after her, flashing her our trademark smiles that made girls visibly melt. I smirked. In that state they would willingly do anything.

"Hey Padfoot, what you got today?" James asked.

"Herbology, Divination, free period, Potions." I said, scanning my timetable. Hopefully my fellow mischief makers had the same free period as me.

"Herbology, free period, Astrology, Potions." He said

"Scandel! There is a plot against us!! A plot to keep us a part no matter what and I will not stand for it!" I cried out dramatically, putting a hand to my forehead.

"Padfoot, you're making it sound like we're lovers." Remus said, revolted. Peter tittered. James looked ready to throw up at the thought. I wasn't that bad was I? No, of course not.
I flashed a smile across to some seventh year girls at the Hufflepuff table, ran a hand threw my hair and let it fall back into my grey eyes. They immediately began batting their eyelashes and giggling. Oh yeah I've still got it baby!

The others rolled their eyes at my antics.

"Come on Padfoot or we'll be late for Herbology." Prongs said.

"Us? Late? We are never late, everyone else is just early." I said flippantly whilst sauntering out of the Great Hall.

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Hello! kind people who have just finished reading the first ever chapter of my first ever fanfiction! (If you haven't read it then you just go right back up there and READ IT!)
So yeah, some feedback would be nice. I don't mind if its good or bad, just a review would be quite good. Also would someone mind tell me if firewhiskey is one word or two words? I've put it as one word, but I'm just not sure...

So thanks for reading and goodbye my fellow fanfictioners!

- Crack Fox