Title: Fan Service

Summary: Wesker feels a bit uncomfortable with a little bit of fan service. Some spoilers.

Note: I've been watching videos of the game as this guy uploaded. That final cutscene before Wesker absorbs Uroboros had me cracking up. Wesker with no shirt on is the flat out definition of fan service. Let's see how Wesker feels.

"Are you quite sure I've got to? This has me a little uncomfortable." Albert Wesker stood on an active volcano along with Chris Redfield and Sheva Alomar.

"Absolutely! Everyone wants Wesker with his shirt off."

Wesker sighed, shifted from one foot to the other. "Everyone?"

Chris nodded. "Absolutely everyone!"

"Even you?"

"Er..."

"Just do it Albert so we can be done with this!" Sheva said, looking impatient. She put her hand on her hip and began to tap her foot as the blonde in front of her still looked a little awkward. She, too, sighed and turned to walk away when a blue streak shot across the volcano.

That streak turned out to be Jill Valentine, who seized a shocked Wesker and ripped his shirt off.

"There!" she said. "It's not so bad!" Her hand lingered on his chest and a moment later she found herself stroking it.

Sheva turned to face them and was drawn to Wesker's bare chest too. Like Jill, she was mesmerized, stroking the blonde's chest without a care in the world. He, however, was uncomfortable.

As he looked towards Chris for help, the other man started to walk towards him too, his hand outstretched.

"Heh, heh... HELP!" Wesker broke away from the women and Chris and ran off. Unfortunately Jill had destroyed his shirt so wherever Wesker went, he would be forever chased by fangirls. And Chris.