Takato's Bad Day
*insert normal disclaimer here*
Takato walked aimlessly down the street and then suddenly decided to go to Ruki's to see what she was doing. When he got there he walked through the gate then to Ruki's room door and was about to open the door when he heard noises...
'Jenrya... that was awesome!'
'I'll say!'
'Can we do that again?'
'Later. I'm a little tired right now. Okay Ruki?'
'Yeah... I'm tired too. So, next time my mom and grandma are gone?'
'Sure.'
Takato was wide eyed and decided to go inside so he burst the door open with his eyes closed.
"Takato?" Ruki asked surprised.
"Oh, hey Takato."
"Hey you guys." Takato said through closed eyes.
"Why do you have your eyes closed goggle-head?"
"Because you and Jenrya are probably naked!!!"
"Why would we be naked Takato?" Jenrya asked with a confused expression.
"Weren't you guys having sex a minute ago?"
"NO YOU MORON!!!!!! WHA TTHE HELL GAVE YOU THAT IDEA YOU RETARD!!!!!!" Ruki screamed.
"Ruki, calm down..." Jenrya tried to calm Ruki down (well duh!)
"HOW CAN I CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!! THE PRAT THOUGHT I WAS FUCKING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"
"First we have to hear his explanation."
"WHY???????????!!!!!!!!"
"So we have a more reasons to beat him up, duh!"
"Oh... well in that case let's hear him out!"
Takato thought. Finally Takato took a deep breath and spoke really fast in hopes that Ruki and Jenrya would not understand him. "Well it all began when I was walking around and I had nothing to do so I thought I would come here to play a game of digimon but then I heard noises coming from the room so I listened in and by the dialogue I heard I was led to believe that the two of you were screwing each other okay?" Takato took a deep breath.
"THAT IS THE DUMBEST REASON I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!! LET'S KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ruki burst out and started charging towards Takato.
"Hey!!! SAVE SOME FOR ME!!!!!!!!!" Jenrya ran after Ruki.
"Uh oh!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Takato ran from the house and down the street and then bumped into Juri.
"Hello Takato! What's the rush?"
"*pant* Ruki *pant* and *pant* Jenrya *pant* are *pant* after me! *pant*"
"Why?"
"TAKATO GET BACK HERE YOU DUMBASS!" Ruki and Jenrya said in unison.
"Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to leave so see you later Juri!!!!!!!!!!!!" Takato raced off.
"Um... bye Takato." Juri stared at the dust that Takato's feet were clouding up. Juri was spun and thrown off balance and landed on her rear end because and angry Ruki and Jenrya were running by her so fast.
"OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! That hurt! I'm going to sue!!!!!" Juri yelled.
Jenrya and Ruki were gaining on Takato on the main street but then all of a sudden reporters came out of nowhere to take pictures and interview Ruki. Luckily for Takato, Ruki and Jenrya got caught in the swarm of reporters and could go after him anymore. Takato whopped for joy and ran home.
The next day Takato left the bakery and ran into Ruki and Jenrya at the park. To make a long story short, Takato ended up in the hospital wearing a body cast!
How was that????????? I know it's shorter than most of my other stories but come on, it was funny wasn't it???????
*insert normal disclaimer here*
Takato walked aimlessly down the street and then suddenly decided to go to Ruki's to see what she was doing. When he got there he walked through the gate then to Ruki's room door and was about to open the door when he heard noises...
'Jenrya... that was awesome!'
'I'll say!'
'Can we do that again?'
'Later. I'm a little tired right now. Okay Ruki?'
'Yeah... I'm tired too. So, next time my mom and grandma are gone?'
'Sure.'
Takato was wide eyed and decided to go inside so he burst the door open with his eyes closed.
"Takato?" Ruki asked surprised.
"Oh, hey Takato."
"Hey you guys." Takato said through closed eyes.
"Why do you have your eyes closed goggle-head?"
"Because you and Jenrya are probably naked!!!"
"Why would we be naked Takato?" Jenrya asked with a confused expression.
"Weren't you guys having sex a minute ago?"
"NO YOU MORON!!!!!! WHA TTHE HELL GAVE YOU THAT IDEA YOU RETARD!!!!!!" Ruki screamed.
"Ruki, calm down..." Jenrya tried to calm Ruki down (well duh!)
"HOW CAN I CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!! THE PRAT THOUGHT I WAS FUCKING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"
"First we have to hear his explanation."
"WHY???????????!!!!!!!!"
"So we have a more reasons to beat him up, duh!"
"Oh... well in that case let's hear him out!"
Takato thought. Finally Takato took a deep breath and spoke really fast in hopes that Ruki and Jenrya would not understand him. "Well it all began when I was walking around and I had nothing to do so I thought I would come here to play a game of digimon but then I heard noises coming from the room so I listened in and by the dialogue I heard I was led to believe that the two of you were screwing each other okay?" Takato took a deep breath.
"THAT IS THE DUMBEST REASON I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!! LET'S KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ruki burst out and started charging towards Takato.
"Hey!!! SAVE SOME FOR ME!!!!!!!!!" Jenrya ran after Ruki.
"Uh oh!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Takato ran from the house and down the street and then bumped into Juri.
"Hello Takato! What's the rush?"
"*pant* Ruki *pant* and *pant* Jenrya *pant* are *pant* after me! *pant*"
"Why?"
"TAKATO GET BACK HERE YOU DUMBASS!" Ruki and Jenrya said in unison.
"Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to leave so see you later Juri!!!!!!!!!!!!" Takato raced off.
"Um... bye Takato." Juri stared at the dust that Takato's feet were clouding up. Juri was spun and thrown off balance and landed on her rear end because and angry Ruki and Jenrya were running by her so fast.
"OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! That hurt! I'm going to sue!!!!!" Juri yelled.
Jenrya and Ruki were gaining on Takato on the main street but then all of a sudden reporters came out of nowhere to take pictures and interview Ruki. Luckily for Takato, Ruki and Jenrya got caught in the swarm of reporters and could go after him anymore. Takato whopped for joy and ran home.
The next day Takato left the bakery and ran into Ruki and Jenrya at the park. To make a long story short, Takato ended up in the hospital wearing a body cast!
How was that????????? I know it's shorter than most of my other stories but come on, it was funny wasn't it???????