Akatsuki Asylum for the Criminally and Mentally Insane
Fangs: Woot first Naruto Fanfic! XD go me!
Sora: Did you have coffee
Fangs: XD Yay Dragostea Din Tei By Paul Oakenfeild XD
Sora: -sigh-
Fangs: Anyways… it's a fic havin' ta due with the Akatsuki in an insane asylum in current times.
Sora: We also agreed with Deidara being a girl
Deidara: WHAT?!?!
Fangs: What? It went with the plot
Sora: Yeah, and anyways you get paired with Sasori
Fangs: … I didn't agree ta that
Sora: come on, you know how many Yaoi… Yoai whatever it's called, I mean I took up like 58 pages on this website.
Fangs: Didn't know ya were a closet pervert
Sora: So, you nearly got sent to an asylum yourself
Fangs: Sssshhhh don't tell the public D:
Sora: too late
Fangs: Damn
Sora: Ha XD
Fangs: grrr
(Hello I am the space that annoys you greatly during the story, and you can't get rid of me haha)
Description time!!!-
Characters-
Sasori Akasuna-
Killed parents and grandmother
Itachi Uchiha-
Killed parents, and family except younger brother
Kisame (A/N: I can never spell his last name right)-
Tried to kill Mist City's Mayor
Pein Nagato-
Tried to overthrow the president
Konan Nagato-
Shoplifted guns and helped her adoptive brother Pein with his plans
Zetsu Marishi (Fangs: I drew a blank one his real name)
Drug dealing and Drug use
Tobi Madara Uchiha -
Helped Itachi and was helping Pein and Konan
Hidan Jashin (Fangs: is that how ya spell his god???)
Stabbing over 30 people and killing 25
Kakuzu Ryo (Fangs: Ryo-money)
Pickpocket, murdered 4 people
Deidara Iwa (Sora: Dei-chan is a girl =D )
Blew up high school, 3 neighborhoods, killed parents and fled (You'll find out why later)
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Fangs: anyway… they are all around the same age… well around 18, Pein is the oldest Deidara youngest
Sora: You know what here is the list from youngest to oldest
1) Deidara - 17
2) Itachi - 18
3) Sasori - 19
4) Hidan - 19
5)Tobi - 19
6) Konan - 20
7) Kakuzu - 20
8) Kisame - 21
9) Zetsu - 21
10) Pein - 22
Fangs: -glares- ya blew it.
Sora: blew what? O_o
Fangs: -smacks forehead- why Kami, Why?
Sora: I'm so lost
Fangs: putting ma sadness away for now I would like to say this, there will be a diary (Deidara's) and will tell it from her point of view instead of switchin' Point-of-view. It pisses me off when I read those kind of stories, POV switch, POV switch, and POV switch, OH MY SHINIGAMI! It's so annoyin'… anyways on with the story
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto if we did… let your imagination think of an answer.
Warning: Due to Sora, the pairings are the following
Sasori x Deidara
Kakuzu x Hidan
Zetsu x Tobi
Kisame x Itachi
Pein x Konan
Now as much as I hate that Yaoi/Yoai junk, Sora would of put it in anyway… so I see no real point in forgetting it…
A MidnightEclipsestory (Sora: We made up a name if reasons… you guess)
ENJOY =3 (Fangs: I'm a chesire cat (like from Alice in Wonderland) me happy)
(Hello I'm separating the story from the taking YAY)
Three people walked down the empty white halls, two pairs of boots made a loud tapping sound on the linoleum floor. A blond haired girl stood in-between them, handcuffs holding her hands behind her, looking down as her slipper-like-shoes not making a sound on the tiled floor. A brown-haired man and a silver haired man walked on either side of her. Her only blue eye looked neutrally at the floor her mouth set in a frown. They walked down the hall turning every so often. A few people were in the hall and looked at them as they passed. After maybe a half hour of walking the came to a door reading 'Head Doctor and Nurse' in neat script. The silver haired man knocked/tapped on the door.
"Come in." a voice came from behind the door. The silver haired man opened it silently and walked it, motioning for the girl and the brown haired man to follow. When they walked in the saw a busty, honey haired, brown haired woman behind the desk. She looked up over the mounds of paperwork that seemed to have a layer of dust on them.
"Kakashi, Iruka good to see you came." The woman looked at the blond haired girl, "you must be Iwa no Deidara correct?" a slight, sharp nod answered her. "alright now you and I both know why you are here, so moving on from that… It seems that the judge has said you will be here for about 6 years. Kakashi, "the silver hair man straightened and looked up from an orange book. "I want you to take her to this room." She handed him a slip of paper with jerky writing on it. 'Kakashi's' eye widened as he read and reread the paper.
"Tsunade-sama," he started, sounding nervous and shaken. "are you sure we should be putting her with him? He hasn't had a roommate since the incident a few years back." Tsunade sighed and looked at him.
"Kakashi, I know that but he needs to talk more or find someone who understands him, she is the closes one we can get, Hidan is already bunking with Kakuzu and you remember the last person who tried to move him." Kakashi shuttered. " So as you can see Kakashi, she is the only one we have, well that and all the other rooms are either occupied or being worked on." Kakashi sighted but nodded. He turned and put his hand on the girls shoulder and pushed her gently toward the door. Opening it and walking through closing it behind them as they exited.
Iruka looked at the doctor and was about to question but Tsunade cut him off with her hand. " Iruka you and I both know the Sasori has to come out of his shell sooner of later. The girl may be the only choice we have, if she manages to help Sasori he may be able to leave with her. Then he can start his life anew." She smiled at him, " We just need to wait"
(With Kakashi and the blonde (not that one) in the hall)
"Deidara," Kakashi started. " I want you to be careful, I don't want to find you dead on the floor on your first day." Deidara glared at the floor not raising her head. "Just be careful." Deidara inwardly seethed.
'he thinks I'm weak, that I'm fragile. Humph. I'll show him that I can last a day. But what if there is something I need to worry about? What do I care there's nothing to go back to not love, no joy, no happiness. It would better just to end my life than to live it out and let the pain encase me within it. Sigh, lets just get this over with and end it.' Deidara said as she continued to look at the linoleum floor beneath her. Her blue eye catching the light of it's polished surface, making her eye a light blue.
"Here be are room 666 (Fangs: Ironic no? =3)." Deidara quirked an eyebrow at that… not that you could see. "Lets see if he's in." He knocked on the door. "Sasori?" a grunt was heard. "can you open the door I need to talk to you." There was another grunt and a movement of feet, a few seconds later the door opened. A read haired teen stood at the door, cinnamon-red eyes glaring at Kakashi. "Sasori Tsunade is giving you a new roommate till a new room is prepared. She said that she would only be here till a room was unoccupied or finished, then she would move out." Kakashi said looking at Sasori. "Her name's Deidara, can you show her around while she's here?" Sasori shifted his gaze from her, looked thoughtful for a moment, then turned back to Kakashi and nodded. "Thank you Sasori, now if you don't mind I have to leave." Kakashi unhooked the handcuffs and started down the hall.
"Well, you may as well come in if you're going to bunk here for a while." Deidara hesitated but walked in. Sasori quirked and eyebrow at this but shrugged it off. " You get the bottom that bed, "He pointed to the bed next to the window. Deidara nodded and walked over and looked out the window. Sasori stared at her for a moment before shrugging and sitting on his own bed and opening his marked (Fangs: book mark) book. There was a knock and Kakashi walked in with a duffle bag in his arms. He gave it to Deidara and left. Sasori looked at the bag and saw a few cuts, stitches, and red splatters on it, but forgot about it and returned to his book. Deidara opened her bag and reached inside and pulled out a worn gray book and pencil. Sasori looked up from his book again and looked at her oddly. "What is that?"
"Nothing much, more of a memory than an item." She said as she looked up at him, her eye half lidded and distant. Sasori stared at her eye seeming to get lost in the endless ocean of blue. Sasori grunted and looked back at his book. Deidara sat down on the bed her back on the pillow and pulled the ribbon, opening the book. She flipped through a few pages and stopped, then put her pencil to the page and began to write.
Dear Diary,
After so many years of fleeing and hiding they finally caught me. How surprising after 4 years of running the managed to get me. It's odd really that it's been 4 years since I killed them, it still stings. But let's not uncover old memories. It seems that I'm bunking with a man called Sasori. He's ok I guess he doesn't talk much but that's fine. He has red hair, it reminds me so much of that day, and he has these cinnamon-red eyes that are quite nice to look at. Kakashi-san said that I'd be in the room till a new one opened up, and Tsunade-sama said that I'd be here for 6 years. I think that's the minimum the maximum is probably 8 or more. At least I don't have to run anymore. It's a relief really not having to worry anymore, having to break relations just to keep them safe. Oh well. It's probably around 12:30 right now. Ok it's 12:45, I just asked Sasori. I'm surprised he heard me people don't usually hear me talking.
I may as well go to sleep no use in staying up like normal, always did have to wake up early, even those years ago.
Deidara
(Onward to adventure- flapjack)
Deidara closed the book and tied the ribbon back on putting it in a bow. She put it on the table by the bed and put the pillow back down onto the bed. She then pulled the blanket over herself and laid down on the bed. She closed her eyes and soon fell into a deep asleep facing the window, her back to Sasori. She was unaware the same person was watching her the entire time. His gaze looked at the book on the table, but his curiosity was ignored, as he too soon was taken by sleep as he put his head on the bed.
(End for now)
Fangs: How was the for our first Naruto Fanfic Chapter?
Sora: Woot
Fangs: -Sigh- anyway I've got to discontinue ma Bleach story temporarily.
Sora: Virus?
Fangs: yup
Sora: ouch
Fangs: and I have a 20 page chapter done too –sob-
Sora: wow people are going to be pissed
Fangs: yeah… oh well
Sora: yeah
Fangs: Ok people next chapter will be up as soon as I can =3 review or I'll stab up
Sora: Spork
Fangs: Spork?
Sora: Yeah it's funnier
Fangs: ok as long as I get to sharpen it
Sora: ...
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