Hellish Summer

Ch. W. A. R

"AGHHHH! Shika are we done yet?" Said a certain red head.

"Yah my arms hurt!" Kiba complained scrubbing his violet locks.

The lethargic teen muttered a "troublesome" and continued to write. "Always" He signed and folded the letter, "I'm gone! You want anything?"

"Maru needs some chow get the non fattening kind," Kiba whispered the last part, "he's on a diet."

I'm not even going to ask, Shikamaru shook his head, "What about you, Naruto?"

"Get me that bastards head!"

Shikamaru snickered and left the cabin.

xX20 minutes laterXx

Naruto and Kiba came out of the bathroom looking a mess. Their hair, though back to its original color, was dripping wet and their hands reflected the color of the dye.

"When I get my hands on that bastard…" The blonde started trying to dry his hair.

"No."

Naruto looked at his best friend stunned.

Kiba turned toward his friend with a malicious grin on his face and his hands itching for vengeance. Naruto shuddered, those once easy-going eyes now glazed over with the wish to sin.

"Why get mad, when you can get even?" Kiba's mind started reeling all kinds of thoughts that shared the Uchihas doomed fate."

Let's see. I'm guessing right about now would be a good time for a background check. No, Kiba is not a murderer, despite the evil thoughts his head contains at this moment. Inuzuka Kiba, he, like many other rich teens in southern Japan lived in Timberland Park. But unlike other rich kids he tries his best to hide his wealth insisting on a normal life. His mother Inuzuka Tsume was a general in the army, and a damn good one at that. His sister, Hana, moved to the United States and bought a coffee shop in downtown N.Y., using his mother's recipes; her coffee became an instant hit and she pays her mother three million a year for recipe rights. His mother was a very tough woman, and would not stand to see her son become a pacifist in front of her very eyes. So she taught him military tactics, and when he tasted the fresh fruits of revenge, he became his own avenger.

"Naruto, have you ever heard of the Ways of W.A.R.?"

xXxXxXxXx

"Where in world did all the ice go?" Said a man in green spandex. He peered in the freezer room and found the room completely devoid of ice. "Oh well, user of all the cold must be really hot and used the cubes to keep their youth!" The man punched a fist in the air and even some tears were evident on his face.

xXxXxXxXx

SLAM

Naruto whipped his head over to the doorway and caught sight of a glistening Sasuke fresh from the shower, completely naked except for a towel. Naruto flushed darkly, Dear Kami-sama who knew that pale bastard made great eye candy… WHOA I'm straight, straight,

Kiba pulled Naruto down into the designated hiding space, interrupting his inner battle. Kiba gave him a questioning look, but Naruto shrugged it off. Kiba eyed him curiously before turning back. Catching sight of their target, Kiba's eyes lit up.

W is for Want

Sasuke squinted in the distance. Naruto snorted as he caught sight of his bag of clothes on the other side of the lake.

A is for Action

Sasuke, narrowing his eyes, searched the perimeter for wandering campers. Seeing none, Sasuke shook his head before jumping in the lake.

R (Kiba's personal favorite) Revel

SPLASH

The raven turned from pale to blue and let out an angry howl.

Naruto sides nearly split trying to keep quiet. The two made their way through the back door walking carefully as to not wake up Shikamaru. Naruto bent down and got Sasuke's clothes from behind Kiba's bead and spread them out on the front porch. Kiba followed me outside.

"May I?" Kiba asked.

"You most certainly can."

"Oi fucker! Isn't it a little cold for a swim?" Sasuke looked over to Kiba with homicidal eyes, "Next time you want to leave your clothes on the front porch, move them so people won't trip!"

Naruto's eyes lit up and then he exchanged an evil smirk with Kiba.

"Dude you are so cruel." Kiba bowed and stood back.

The Uchiha glared with utter contentment. Naruto, however, simply smiled sweetly.

"HEY EVERYONE SASUKE IS NAKED IN THE LAKE IN FRONT OF CABIN SEVEN!"

Not more than five seconds later, the ground started to shake. Campers started flooding in from everywhere. Kiba and Naruto ran inside the cabin not wanting to get in the way of horny campers and their prey.

Kiba and I collapsed on Shika's bunk; the lazy teen was already sitting on his bed his face blank.

"He is so going to kill you guys."

Kiba and Naruot just looked at him then at the crowd of hormone-crazed teens chasing after a naked blur, and then busted laughing.

xXxXxXxXx

Sasuke crept back over to cabin seven with a knife behind his back, ok not really, but his hands twitched with the desire to shed blood. His towel was dirty and ripped in several places from the pursuit. Damn Dobe! Damn Dog-Boy! Damn Camp! Damn Mom! Damn Ice. Damn… FUCK! Sasuke fought the urge to scream. Uchihas don't scream. The raven looked down and found a stray piece of a mirror. He turned it over and looked at himself. His hair was muddy; his bottom lip was bruised and cut. The pale torso was scraped and covered in grime.

That's just what he would want; I'm not going to give that dobe the satisfaction. I am Uchiha Sasuke, and I never lose. Sasuke smirked and made his way back to the cabin. He'd show that dobe who runs it.

And an Uchiha never goes back on his word.

Again we want to give another shout out to LemonyCrosby the original author of this story. Our twiny! Much luv to you! She posted a story (NC-17 people) between Naruto and Sasuke so go check her out! Here's her summary!

'Uzumaki Naruto, richest man in Asia, playboy of the century. Uchiha Sasuke, money hungry and pretty boy posterchild. Now, what were to happen if said pretty boy were to become secretary of said playboy, and cause said play boy to fall in lust?'

Go read and review our twiny!