Break the Ice- Britney Spears

He was waiting in the meadow for a little over an hour now. He felt the disturbance that was behind him. He was still; silent. A new body pressed up against him; a hard, cold body. It was the body of a past lover. No time was wasted. Lips were attacking his neck and arms were traveling along his body. He felt in ecstasy. "Baby, I can make you feel." Jasper moaned as Edward nipped at his ear and he succumbed to the rest.

Homecoming- The Teenagers

Jasper- Flying out to see my aunt might have been the best decision I could have made. Meeting her step son was quite interesting. As he stepped out of his silver Volvo I realized I was getting some tonight. He was definitely fuckable. I fucked my American ass.

Edward- as I stepped out of my Volvo I came face to face with a beautiful creature. I knew I was in love. Giving him my mind body and soul was the best decision of my life. I loved my English romance.

Girl, I Fucked Your Boyfriend-Johnny Mcgovern

I saw him walking into the room with that human. Sure, she smelt good, but what did she have that I didn't? Nothing. So, hunny, I have some news for you. He's mine. I'll take his virtue, and he'll love it. No marriage is needed baby! No strings attached. While I'm at it, that big burly one can join too. Sorry princess. They all want THIS. I'll take them and make them mine. Oh, yeah, they won't know what hit them. Girl, you know I did it.

Shattered Glass-Britney Spears

He left me for that human girl. I hope he misses me more than he lets on. His emotions, they tell me well. He can't hide that from me. Ill make you feel guilty. I'll show you she is nothing like me. That I am what's best. But you can't have me. It's all over. But you're going to miss me. You're going to want me back. A human is nothing compared to what I gave you. To all we felt.

One look in my new mind will have him crazy. All we had, baby, is like shattered glass.

Hot N' Cold-Katy Perry

There he goes again. Changing his mind! Why can't he just choose me or the girl?! His emotions are driving me up the wall with their constant up and down motions. I feel like I'm on a roller coaster ride. One moment he looks at me with an intensity of want and need and love and the next it's directed at Her. He knows my thoughts. He knows what I want. Everyone can see it, but He just has to make this difficult. That's him. Difficult Edward. I know his decision already. Let's hope he changes.


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