A/N: Did I mention I wouldn't do another chapter for this fic? Apparently I lied. Well, this isn't so much a chapter, I guess, technically, just a have fun for three minutes or less at the characters' expense thing.

Also, you'll come to notice, the translations are mostly from the ever lovely Sagakure-san, if there was another translating group the words are from, I deeply apologize for not being able to specifically credit them, but the thanks are there, all the same *smooch* Also, I tried to make the scene as understandable as possible, and used ones that were most recent, so people won't have to go, wtf there was such a scene? But if you still didn't get it, well, I don't know, if you don't mind, you can look through chapters...*checks on online* fifty-four and onwards... But really? You can just enjoy the parody as it is. There's no need to understand what it's talking about, though it would make it funnier :)

Once again, for those who are uncomfortable with getting a face full of weird names at once, this is the total line up for this chapter:

Toki Rihito - Kuran Kaname
Kirishima Ayase - Kiryuu Zero
Shinka Yuuki - Kuran Yuuki
Kagamiya Narumi – Ichijou Takuma
Katase Shiori – Touya Rima
Kitou Akito – Shiki Senri
Fujimi Rio – Takamiya Kaito
Koike Tohma – Kuran Rido

Warning: Blatant BL, and if you don't like the idea of a little crack and fun at the expense of certain scenes in the manga, you should definitely go elsewhere. This isn't meant to offend anyone or the creator.

Lastly, I don't own VK.

Bloopers (or just screw ups)

"Aaand…action!"

Everyone grew silent as the anticipatory scene started to play out. This was it, the reunion that occurred after the academy fiasco in which Rido was supposedly successfully murdered by his niece and the resident hunter.

The curtains were drawn and…

"Kya!"

"Cut!"

"Damn, Yuuki, what the hell was that?"

Rihito laughed out loud. "You just tripped over nothing!"

She elbowed him with a sniff. "Oh shut up, it's just the shoes."

"You wear heels all the time," Ayase pointed out.

"The dress then," she retorted, "it's the stupid dress. I don't even like it!"

"No one asked for your opinion," Rihito snickered. "You think I'm wearing this cause I like it?" He hated stiff suits. And Kuran Kaname wore stiff suits as a freaking signature or something. He needed to impress people or he'd go emo.

"Alright, once again, and no tripping this time!"

"Action!"

Sayori tried to keep calm. She, herself, wasn't exactly unaware of the eyes following her as she moved through the crowd. Takamiya-sensei hid nothing when explaining to her what she should expect.

The elegant parties she'd dreamed of going to as a little girl were completely dashed.

"If by any chance, one of those vampires makes a move to harm Wakaba… You'll have right there, a perfectly legal reason to make your move…" Kaito paused dramatically.

"And ride that vampire til the cows come home."

"Yes!"

"Cut! Damn it, Rio, stay with the damn script! And Rihito, shut your trap til we're done!" The latter actor had been the one to shout out his total agreement with Rio's improvisation.

"What, I forgot my line, so I just went with whatever came to mind first," Rio shrugged, grinning.

Ayase's shoulders were still shaking. So much for the stoic Zero he'd been trying to emit.

Yuuki just tried to relax as her brother went about filing her toenails. She'd put up an embarrassed fuss when he'd first done it, but she'd come used to him caring for her this way the more often he did it. It seemed, despite their eternal youth, vampires still had nails that grew and hair to trim.

They weren't completely dead after all, she reminded herself, just had a different diet than most living beings.

"Yuuki…"

She dutifully turned towards her brother the moment he spoke.

"Kiryuu-kun will be attending the ball as well. Although he will there on behalf of his work." He looked up from her toes. "Are you uneasy with that? Are you afraid he might pull out his gun at us in there…?"

She averted her gaze. What was he really trying to ask?

"No…" She answered, her eyes frank as they returned to look at him, "the Zero I know is a dutiful person, so if he's there for his work… Then — Ow!" She pulled her foot against herself as though it were on fire, rubbing at her big toe.

"What the heck, Rito-san, watch how much you're filing with that thing!"

Rihito blinked. "Oh. Sorry for that." He shot the filer an accusatory glance.

One of the cameramen snorted.

Takuma bowed over dramatically. "…Sara-san simply likes to treat me like her personal slave." He halfheartedly despaired.

"She made you prepare all that tea stuff for her…?" Senri deadpanned.

"Her whimsicality could rival that of a certain someone…" Rima hung her head.

"Ichijou-san, if you were doing fine, why didn't you come back, or at least contact us?"

"Yeah…we were worried for you."

"…Sorry. I couldn't really take the risk of making the wrong move. Because I can't manage to read through her well enough to figure out what…what…er…" He scratched his cheek, his smile fading. "Nefarious evil plans she has in making me her bitch…?" He finished hopefully.

"Cut!"

"'Purpose', 'purpose', Naru!" Ayase stage-whispered from the side, Rihito cackling against his neck.

Narumi laughed lightly. "A little late for the reminder, Ayase-san."

"Bitch is right though," Akito, cast as Shiki Senri, murmured. "Ichijou Takuma is such a pussy."

"He's just very cautious," Narumi defended his character.

"Cautious for a year?" Shiori, cast as Touya Rima, muttered sarcastically.

"Alright people, second try? Action!"

"Sorry for waking you up when the sun is still up, Yuuki. Be good and stay watching the house while I'm away, okay?"

"…"

"…"

"…You're supposed to kiss me, remember?" Yuuki mouthed.

Kaname pouted.

"Cut! Rihito, this is the second time, what's up?"

Rihito pouted.

"Well?"

"It's just, I mean, I could be kissing Aya with these lips, and they have to be wasted on Yuuki?"

"Hey!"

He shrugged. "It's true." He smiled a little condescendingly. "You'll understand when you get yourself a lover." He patted her head.

"Rihito."

"Yes, Aya—Oh!" Wine red eyes slid shut. "Mm," he groaned, lapping at the lips under his own.

But then Ayase pulled away. "No more for you until you finish this scene." He held up a hand to stifle any protests. "I know you're like this because you're starting to feel peck-ish, but no more until you get this done."

Rihito pouted.

"I am the lord of this house, Shoutou Isaya. I was in slumber for a long time, and only just recently woke up again… When I noticed, I'd turned 2000 years — holy crap, really?"

"…"

"Er, Tomo-san?"

"Ah, right, sorry. Thank goodness this is just rehearsal, huh?" He looked down at the script again and muttered, "Two-thousand? Jesus Christ…"

Aidou frowned. "Okay, okay… I'll do as you want and get out of here before he takes control of my mind… But you watch out, don't be careless and let him flip your skirt or something!"

As if! "I'll be alright!"

But then the fog set in. "Zero…?"

No, she swung, Artemis at the ready, it's behind me!

"Juri…"

She almost paused at the mention of her mother's name. "I'm not my mother," she hissed, and when he continued to murmur broken words at her ear, she tried not to listen, tried not to imagine…

And then he was gone, like a quiet breeze.

The wind started to kick up, turning on full blast. The moment she raised her arms to keep her hair out of her face, she realized—

"Hya!" And instead put her efforts into keeping her skirt down.

Glaring, she looked back up. "Did you guys see anything?" She demanded. "Did you?"

Seeing as the scene was now ruined, Zero sent her a bemused look, as though asking why she even bothered to say anything.

"Yuuki…" He smiled helplessly. "You do realize, by now, that we're both gay?" He gestured to Koike Tohma, who now just played as Kuran Rido, and himself.

"Even if we saw something, it wouldn't really matter," Tohma agreed. "It's no offense on your part, I just wouldn't be interested. At all. So it'd be pointless to berate us for it."

"Yes, completely gay! For me! So may I ravish him now?" Rihito called from the sidelines.

"It's the principle of the matter!" Yuuki finally screeched, face red from pure anger. Gay men weren't really different from regular men, were they?

Rihito was laughing himself silly. "I can't believe someone kept all of these."

"There's a lot more to go through too," Ayase picked out another DVD.

"Are you serious? Just how bad are we?"

They all looked down at the box filled with bloopers.

"…Pretty bad, apparently."

Thanks for reading! You made it this far! *wipes tear* Thanks, really, thanks. I wish I could add in more for you guys, since there's definitely more that can be done, but my schedule won't permit for such wondrous frivolity...Ah, *wipes another tear* Hope it was amusing, if not really lame :D