Well I had a hell of a time writing this but unfortunately this is the final chapter enjoy

1 day left/Epilogue

Hitsugaya woke up to knocking on the door he wondered tiredly who that could be, he got out of bed and started toward the door before remembering the events of the previous night and deciding not to show all of soul society what he looked like naked. He took a moment to get dressed and the knocking continued, damn whoever the hell it was they were very impatient. He started toward the door again as Matsumoto called groggily at the person to shut up and let her sleep. Toushiro opened the door to one of the last people he had expected, it was Yamada Hanatarou from fourth division.

"Good morning Hitsugaya-taicho" he said amazingly enough taking no notice of Matsumoto's calls for Toushiro to come back to bed "I have some news that should make you quite happy. It turns out that somebody mixed up the X-rays and gave Unohana-taicho the wrong one the X-ray she looked at was for someone else your X-ray gives no indication of any growths, instead your headaches were brought on by stress and overwork and the best way to get rid of them would be to relax every now and then."

"Then that means I'm not going to die?" Hitsugaya asked incredulously.

"No" Hanatarou replied "you're just fine. I have to get back to the division so see you later taicho ."

Hitsugaya walked back into the bedroom again stunned by the sudden turn of events "Rangiku" he said numbly "I just found out I'm fine I'm not going to die."

Matsumoto sat up immediately "That's great news" she said enthusiastically "it would have been kinda depressing if your first time was your only time."

"Yeah" he said "that really is great… wait a minute… OH FUCK!!! I'M STILL DEAD!!!!"

xOx

Hitsugaya didn't really need to worry about being murdered. Byakuya and Zaraki were actually happy with him, thanks to what Toushiro told Zaraki, Byakuya and Yachiru were married in a month. And Byakuya never heard about what Toushiro told Renji after the marriage Renji realized his leg had been pulled… again. Yamamoto didn't really care about being insulted all he cared about was the efficient running of the Gotei 13 and if the captains didn't respect him that was just too bad. Renji and Ikkaku knew better than to come within ten feet of Toushiro, if they tried anything there would be a gruesome double murder by the victim's new girlfriend and they didn't want to find out how getting ripped apart by Haineko felt. As for Kurotsuchi he figured since he planned on using Toushiro's brain for disgusting and disturbing experiments after he did die that vengeance would be had later.

However Toushiro didn't know this and so spent the next six months hiding in dark alleys wondering why everyone was laughing at him for doing it. When he found out he wasn't in danger at all and that Matsumoto had known this he tried to kill her but when she offered him makeup sex he decided that was a far better idea. After all if he killed her there wasn't anyone in Seireitei anywhere near as hot as she was