Sorry, my other story won't upload for some reason. I'll try to fix that later.

For now please enjoy this short random story. I have decided to include my character from my other story in it, Axel.

I do not own red vs. blue or rooster teeth.

It was a normal day in Blood Gulch, or as normal as it ever got.

Church and Tex were standing over the cliff overlooking Red Base.

Axel and Doc were unsuccessfully trying to teach Caboose to count to ten, and Tucker was somewhere flirting with Sister. Wow, what a winning team.

Church sighed and ran his hand through his jet black hair. He was confused at just what exactly the Red team was doing. It looked like Sarge was trying to get Grif into a giant sling shot. Tex, however, was busy looking at the side of the Reds' base. "Man, these idiots are just leaving their warthog out there in the open," she said. "We could just walk over and take it."

"Yeah, because I'm sure they won't notice you stealing their car." Church replied.

"Maybe if I ask nicely."

"Yeah, you being nice."

"Are you suggesting I can't be nice?"

"Yes, I am."

"I've been nice before."

"Name one time."

Tex thought for a minute.

"That time in high school, that kid that was annoying me. You know the one that was in the tree. I could have thrown a rock at his head, but I didn't."

"But you still pulled him out of that tree and broke his arm!"

"Seriously Tex, I can't think of-"

Church was cut off by Tex walking over to him, putting one hand on his shoulder, one on the side of his face, and pulling him into a kiss.

That's right, a kiss.

Church opened his eyes wide and just stood still. When she finally stopped, (ten minutes later) she kept close to him.

"I told you I could be nice," she said.

With that, she picked up her gun and helmet, and walked off.

Church stood there for a few moments before sighing and looking up at the sky, wondering what in God's name will happen next.

I love ChurchxTex!!!!!