Title: Confused Captive
Characters: Tex, Doc, O'Malley, Church
Prompt: 016 Purple
Disclaimer- I don't own Red vs Blue, some lines near the end taken directly from episode 52

--Confused Captive--

She should have realized O'Malley was there. Tex was mentally berating herself as she attempted again to get out of the rope. It was obvious looking back on it. She must have been spending too much time with the idiots. They were rubbing off on her. She shuddered at the thought. Next thing she knew she'd be missing everything she shot at.

The ropes were tied tight and in her robot body it was difficult to maneuver at the best of times. It was official, being dead was annoying. She was just about to to try to un-possess her body when she heard a noise. Looking up she saw O'Malley walking over.

"What do you want now O'Malley?" Tex spoke as the figure walked in front of her. "If you're here to brag."

"Uh...I actually came to apologize...again." Not O'Malley then...Tex paused, trying to remember what Tucker had said this guys name was. "Dufrense?"

"Close, but you can call me Doc. Everyone else does."

Tex studied the man in front of her. "O'Malley isn't controlling you."

"Not right now." The man relied shifting nervously. "He's kinda in the back...plotting. He does a lot of that you know."

"I'm sure he does." Tex muttered under her breath. Doc didn't seem to hear her as he continued talking. "Anyway I just wanted to...,you know apologize again. For knocking you out. I'm sure O'Malley doesn't realize how rude he's being when he does stuff like.--"

"You're joking right?" Tex scoffed and then stopped when Doc didn't say anything. "You're not joking."

"You just need to get to know him." Doc replied quickly. "I'm sure-"

"Listen, Doc." Tex interrupted. "I've had O'Malley in my head for longer than anyone. Trust me, he's just evil."

"Wait...you're the one the blues were talking about...aren't you dead?"

Tex rolled her eyes. "I am. You're telling me O'Malley didn't say anything about me."

"Well...he doesn't really talk to me all that much." Doc replied. "Just kinda...takes over." He leaned in slightly as though sharing a secret. "It's kinda hard to get used to." He leaned back, cheery tone back in place. "But I'm sure we'll work through it, after all, every relationship has its problems."

Tex was starting to wonder about this guys sanity when the man in front of her shook violently.

"What in blazes are you doing! I thought I told you to keep watch while I was plotting." Well it seemed O'Malley had regained control for the moment.

"Well I couldn't just leave her here without apologizing for your behavior. That would be rude."

"Of course it would be, I'm EVIL, that's what I do!" He cleared his throat for a moment before turning back to Tex.

"Well Alison, I'd stay to chat, but I'm off to destroy your worthless boyfriend and his companions."

"Leave them alone O'Malley." Tex shot back. "Your plans never going to work anyway."

"That's what you think!"

Tex gritted her teeth as O'Malley laughed at her.

"Bye..." Doc seemed to have regained control of his vocal chords as O'Malley walked off. "And sorry."

Tex tried once more to get out of the ropes as O'Malley ran off. There was no way that the Blues would be able to win against O'Malley. Even with the Reds help. Unfortunately there didn't seem to be anything she could do at the moment. Save for un-possessing her body and that really wasn't going to help anyone.

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She wasn't there for much longer before she heard noise coming from down bellow. Well it seemed O'Malley found them. This was not good.

Trying harder to get out of the rope she suddenly spotted Church out of the corner of her eye.

"Church! O'Malley and Wyoming tied me up. Get me out of here!"

Church ran over. "You got it..." Then seemed to pause. "Wait would this be a good thing, or a bad thing?"

Tex frowned, what the hell was he babbling about? "How is setting me free a bad thing?"

"I don't know. If I set you free, will you promise not to get close to me?"

"I'm already close to you."

"No no not me me, the other me me, the one with the bomb."

It was official...he was crazy.

"What?"

Then everything got stranger as another soldier dressed exactly like Church came running into view. He seemed to be talking to himself but nothing that he said made any sense. It sounded like Church but how was that possible?

"I'm totally confused." Tex sighed.

The Church in front of her seemed oblivious to this as a moment later he had her untied. After that he ran off saying something about weather machines. God this was confusing. The...other?...Church walked over.

"Good luck. Yeah...that's totally not going to work."He looked over at Tex who'd just pulled the last of the rope off. "I think you should try to get down there and defuse the bomb in Church's stomach. I think you're the only one here who could do it." He nodded but then paused and Tex watched him carefully.

"And Tex..The one thing I didn't realize before was this. Maybe I'm the last Church not because I fix everything, but because I died and there's no way I can come back. And if that happens, I just wanna let you know that I'm sorry. I'm sorry I got you mixed up in all this stupid stuff. I'm sorry I wasn't a better guy than I should've been. I'm sorry for... well, for a lot of stuff"

Tex didn't say anything. If this was Church....

"But, if we do survive this, then it's totally because of me, and you should build a fucking statue in my honor."

That settled it, it was him. Ruining romantic moments (not that she considered this a romantic moment) was a skill he seemed to have. Rolling her eyes she ran off. She could hear Church yelling something about a motorcycle in the distance.

She spared herself a slight chuckle. Asshole.