-Good evening ladies and gentlemen! we're tonight's entertainment! – Alex shouts mockingly, doing a well-practiced impersonation of the Joker. Then he frowns feigning to be confused, looking at the guards in front of him- Although the only woman here, is you Cat...- he says motioning to her; her eyes widen and she shrugs- ehhh...- he continues, facing again the audience- Now I only have one question! – he mimics shooting a gun to the ceiling-Who wants to see the next installment of our little sitcom?
The guards start laughing and cheering. Cat poses as Hearts waving a finger to them seriously, and they start laughing harder.
-All of you, excellent!- Alex says putting his hands on the air in mock surrender- Alright! Alright!
Cat grabs starts digging in her over-sized coat for something boredly, looking up at the ceiling. Then she grins to the audience pulling out a paper and showing it to the guards. It says: "I kissed my Bro and I liked it..."
The guards start laughing again
Then she turns it to the other side: "... taste of his cherry chapstick... oh yeah!"
She shrugs apparently confused and takes a lighter, setting on fire the paper. She dumps it to the floor and stomps on it so as not to start a fire inside the warehouse. Alex sits down in a chair at a table in the room and pretends to be building a bomb. After some seconds he yawns boredly while "
- Jay?- Cat says, her voice cold and serious. He feigns surprise at her presence, jumping in his chair. He turns around grinning lecherously at her.
- Hehe, you're just in time, Queenie!- he gestures to her-...come help me with this.
She comes up beside him and they begin to work on the bomb together in silence. "Hearts" stands up and pulls a handkerchief from her back pocket. She wipes a piece off and puts it in her back pocket. "Joker" watches the action secretly, licking his lips, looking directly to her ass.
She acts as if she doesn't notice.
After a few seconds he reaches behind her and feels up her butt, purposely missing the handkerchief. Both of them smile innocently to the audience. Then Hearts gets suddenly serious. She grabs his hand and places it on the handkerchief, which he smirks at and, with a squeeze, removes it and wipes another piece before replacing the handkerchief rather slowly.
He goes ahead and smacks her butt.
She looks down at him, still sitting in the chair, apparently "offended" at his actions.
He stands up and simply shrugs, acting innocent.
-You're wearing my lipstick again aren't you?- she says after some seconds of silence, her voice serious. She puts her face close to his, smelling his make-up, their noses touching. she pulls away as if nothing had happened- I smell the cherry- she states matter of factly
He rolls his eyes annoyed, pointing at her to the audience and starts to imitate her mockingly. Then she turns around and looks at him menacingly. -I broke mine, sis, c'mon- he pouts - Besides I'm not complaining about the watermelon...- he walks to her slowly-...it smells nice- he says cupping her face, pulling hers close to his- even if the lipstick is a little too dark for my tastes- he tells her sarcastically, pulling away, "analyzing" the color of her lipstick- hey, sis...does it actually taste like watermelon?- he asks her curious - mine tastes like cherry...!- he ends in a sing song voice
-Yes- she answers nonplussed- actually it does.
He pulls her close by her waist, winking at the audience. The guards laugh louder.
They know what's coming.
-Well, can I taste it?- he asks her innocently- You can taste mine...- he offers- so in case you wanna borrow it, you already knows how it tastes, hmm?
- Sure, dear brother, you can- she smiles warmly at him- And you're right- she shrugs- I'll taste yours in case I need it later.
He glances at the audience and kisses "Hearts", slowly pulling her lip into his mouth and then allowing her the same. He pulls back slightly and licks his lips.
-You're right. It does taste like watermelon- he states
"Hearts" hugs him casually, sniffing and hovering above his neck, licking his neck slightly, while he raises his hands mockingly, raising an eyebrow to the audience.
She pulls back, and looks at him directly to the eyes, her face serious and straight.- Did you roll in gasoline?- she asks him- because you don't only smell like it...you also taste like it... - she smirks darkly- you should take a shower more often.
He sighs annoyed and pulls her back to him roughly, repeating her actions.
-Well, you smell like...- he says with his face buried in her neck. Then he pulls her away grinning- Have you been using my soap again?- he asks her, grinning at her maliciously- That's what happens when I let you use my bathroom...-he tells her in a accusatory tone -you take my soap away!
-Well if someone would stop throwing my soap out of the shower I wouldn't have to use yours... ! -she argues, pretending to be offended- by the way, you really should fix my bathroom... – she tells him casually- it's not like I can always take a shower in yours... and what would people think if they see me naked in your bedroom- she says suddenly horrified at the idea.
- Awww, there, there, sis- the Joker pets her head mockingly, and she looks up at him annoyed- you're just my little sistah, nobody would think that of us- he smiles at her innocently- I'll tell Crane to fix your bathroom when he gets back alright?- she nods, and then lowers her head sadly-
- I miss him, you know?- she tells him shyly- it gets cold and lonely in my bed...
The Joker rolls his eyes annoyed.
- Don't get depressed, uh?- he pets her head- Besides, I like the smell, and I sure he will too...- he tells her reassuringly- so maybe, it's a win-win situation. It'll sure cost less.-
She sighs and sits in her chair again, starting to work in the bomb again silently. He sits next to her, helping her.
-Yes, maybe you're right after all- she sighs sadly.
Then "The Joker" spills grease in her shirt and mouths "oops" to the audience, grinning from ear to ear.
She stares down and frowns
-Oh no!- she shouts angrily- Stupid, you ruined my white shirt!-
- Don't start your Drama Queen routine over a shirt. Sorry, okay?- the Joker apologizes-Well, here, take it off...c'mon- he turns his head to the audience. The guards start yelling and cat-calling. He turns to her, smiling sweetly to her- I'm just your brother. You were born you were naked...and I've seen you plenty of times since then- he smiles lecherously- I mean you're always fainting and someone has to... well, take your clothes off- he tells her innocently, making puppy eyes. She smiles warmly at him, mouthing "thank you"- I'll take to the laundry for you- he offers.
She nods and slowly, almost teasingly removes the article of clothing. "Joker" licks his lips, eyes seemingly focused on every button and starts humming the main theme of 9 weeks and a half.
Insert here the audience of men cat-calling in excitement at the removal of the shirt. Add random yells like, "Oh yeah, take it off!", "Boobs!", "Take off the bra! We want tits!"
And bless their hearts, Cat and Alex ignore it all. Seriously, what's the big deal? My Story Teller is hotter than this. I want no other woman than her.
She takes of the shirt and handles it to him. she's wearing a red bra under it and he stays there, looking at her boobs, with smirk-
- Really.. nice bra, Queenie. real nice. I like it...- he comments huskily- eh... do you have the red thong to match it?
- Actaully yes- she shrug s-Oh, you know...- she says suddenly sad, lowering her head- just a gift from Jon
- He can out pick clothes, that's one thing...- he tells her touching the bra, as if he were a critic- Actually, that's a little scary...Haha...- he pulls away laughing and mouthing "faggot"-okay, okay, here, give me the shirt.
He takes it and disappears off to the side while he's gone "Hearts" picks up the bomb they were making and chucks it one of the guy's that was cat-calling's head. That shut up their perverted remarks. "Joker" returns, looks into the audience at a now unconscious member and shrugs before turning back to "Hearts"- You know, I like that he's teaching you to embrace your feminine side...I like it- he smiles down to her- Yeah, I want my little sis to feel pretty- he hugs her softly, making an attempt to grab her ass but not doing it- Like a ballerina.
- Oh, Jay...- Hearts buries her face in his chest, "crying" and "sobbing"-I miss him! I miss my chihuahua, I mean Jon- she keeps crying- He's not in my room anymore, I can't talk to him...I miss him... – she continues- It feels so cold at night, being all alone in my bed...- she cries while the Joker looks at the audience smirking and lifting an eyebrow- nobody to hug me... and make me feel loved- she ends and the Joker mouthes to the audience "I will!"
He turns his face to her, caressing her hair. He sits in his chair again, placing her in his lap, hugging her by her waist.
-Shhh, shhh, I'll protect you, shhh...- he caresses her head oh so lovingly- c'mon get comfortable.-
Hearts starts moving slightly in his lap "getting confortable". The Joker rolls his eyes back, taking her by her hips and placing her exactly where he wants to.
After some seconds she look innocently at him, still "crying".
- Jay, Somethings is poking at me...- she tells him confused- is that your knife?
The Joker winks in complicity to the other guards who start laughing harder, some of them "his cock, bitch!" "yeah right, his knife!"
He looks back at her innocently.
- Yeah it is. Shhhh- he pets and kisses her head -you're alright - he kisses her cheek- why don't ya sleep with me tonight? You'll wake up feeling better, you always do- he tells kissing the corner of her mouth-
- But Jay... what would people think about that?- she asks him concerned
They both turn to the audience, smirking maliciously
He kisses her lips and after pulling away, glances around for a moment.
-Ooops?
They look at each other innocently, and make puppy eyes to the audience, while the guards laugh louder.
"The Joker" starts humming looking up the ceiling, and "accidentally" kisses her again, this time for a longer time, while the audience start cheering and cat-yelling.
- Ooops I did it again?- he smiles looking to the guards, who just start shouting "You're the man, Alex" "C'mon Cat, show us your tits!" and generally sexist things.
Catherine, posing again as Hearts, stands up and looks down to her "brother", her face stern and serious.
-No, no, that's not the song...- she says business like- I think the song is...- she muses- "I kissed my bro...- she sings taking a microphone from her over-sized coat- and I liked it"
Okay, this is weird as hell... she... I can't believe they're actually doing this, but she pressed play on a CD player and now they're about to... sing? Oh for the Boss's name...
They are about to do karaoke!
"As you might now we never plan, not, our intention"- Cat grins smugly and waves her finger as she sings.
"But we saw an experiment, how grand. Excuse our lack of discretion"- Alex adds in and innocently pulls Cat closer to him by the hip, and licks his lips as he finishes his line before placing a kiss at the nape of Cat's neck.
"It 's just what I'm used to, no don't let anybody know"- They put a finger to their lips as if saying "Shhh" and Cat grabs Alex but, rolls her eyes innocently.
"I don't care if you're curious, I don't want that attention"-Alex recites, with the utmost sarcasm he pulls out a gun from the folds of his overcoat and his smile grows dark and malicious as he aims at the audience.
"I kissed my bro, I liked it, taste of his cherry chapstick"- Cat grabs Alex by the hips and kisses him quickly licking her lips when she pulls away.
"I kissed my sis just to try it, I hope the puddle don't mind it" - He mimics Harley and Cat laughs.
It was wrong - both of them roll their eyes sarcastically- But it felt so right-t hey grin at each other and Alex winks at the public in complicity -Don't mean we're in love tonight -Alex smirks maliciously.
-Or any other night-she talks, doesn't sing, and waves her finger
I kissed my bro/sis and I liked it, I liked it" -Alex pulls Cat to him by her hand. His arms go around her waist, hers around his neck. They sing the words getting closer to one another until they say the last line and then they're making out passionately.
For being a parody they take it really seriously... well, I guess they do enjoy being on stage... here you have two other huge fat liars trying to demonstrate a truth... but at least they're funny while doing it.
-"No, nobody knows our names, and yeah, it does matter - Alex and Cat nod in a scolding manner. Alex pets the head of one of the guards mockingly, but the guard just laughs, his chuckles gaining volume when Cat pulls Alex away and kisses him again
A shut mouth is advised, you know- Cat sings, pulling out a spoon, and wiping it off nonchalantly with a tissue she also pulls from her pocket -to avoid our violent nature –
It's not what, good bros do..
It's not what a good sis does...
They glare snidely at each other in frustration as they say "bros" and "sis" at the same time.
Haha! They stumbled into each other while singing!
-No, not how we should behave-Their frowns become smiles and Alex pulls Cat closer. One of his hands trails up her waist to glide over one of her breasts before switching direction to rest on her upper back
-But we get so confused-They turn to the audience eyes wide and lips pouting as they glance around as if frightened and lost
-So hard not to not misbehave-They laugh and coyly they stare at each other, their lips stretching into more lecherous grins as the moment continues.
-I kissed my sis, i liked it, taste of her watermelon chapstick-Alex kisses Cat once again.
-I kissed my bro, just to try it-Cat shrugs nonchalantly, the smallest of smiles quirking her lips.
-I hope my chihuahua doesn't mind it.- She stares down as if at a puppy. Alex wraps an around her shoulder and points his finger mouthing "Jump, sit, bad boy!"
-It is so wrong-They look at the ceiling, yawning in boredom
-But it feels so right- Their eyes find the audience and they smirk.
-Don't mean we're in love tonight-Cat sings in a stern voice.
-Or any other night, which doesn't mean we don't get kinkier than this folks- Alex says in a rush, waving his gun whilst grinning like a Cheshire cat.
-I kissed my bro/sis and I liked it, I liked it-They turn to one another and fall into another searing kiss.
-I kissed my bro I liked it, taste of his clown cherry chapstick-She touches his mouth briefly, looking very mischievous.
-I kissed my sis, just to try it...- He shrugs, but innocently pulls Cat more fully against him.
-I hope the blond doc doesn't mind it -He imitates Harley, acting like a five-year old.
-Oh, it was wrong But it felt so right Don't mean we're in love-They put their fingers to their mouths, "Shhh"
-I kissed my bro/sis and I liked it, I liked it-
They really get into this part, singing with their all their heart as if they are the greatest artists. Alex is now behind her, hugging her around the waist.
-Something's poking me- she complains craning her head to glare at Alex, who shrugs and puts his hands up, giving her a sugary, innocent smile.
-My sis is just so beautiful, Soft lips, nice smell, so kissable-He stared down at her and kisses her softly, leaning his head down
-Hard to resist him, green curls, so touchable-She runs her fingers through his hair, while he reaches down and grabs her ass softly.
-Ain't no big deal, it's innocent-They laugh darkly.
-I kissed my sis, i liked it, taste of her watermelon chapstick,
I kissed my bro, just to try it,
I hope our lapdogs don't mind it.
It is so wrong,
But it feels so right...
Don't mean we're in love tonight
I kissed my bro/sis and I liked it.
I liked it-
They sing the whole chorus once again as if they're professional singers, moving across their stage until by the end they stand before the table. Alex pushes her onto, where she sits and he kisses her deeply. Their hands entangle in the other's hair as they ravage their partner's mouth in earnest.
When they finally pull away at first it seems, they have forgotten about the audience. Alex stares softly at Cat who just smiles gently, but a crude remark suddenly brings them back to reality. Alex glares at them.
-What? You never saw two siblings making out?- He waves one of his hands dismissively- Well, go! Go, mind your own business!-
See? I told you in some strange way they would tell the truth... but nobody there dares to take it seriously, it's some comic relief that the so called "Royal Family" ( and insert here a long eye roll of utter annoyance at those poor beings... again, I pity my parents...)
Risking to sound like my daddy in law...
I'll get popcorn and a coke for this movie.
You must be asking a very reasonable question after the little show:
How the hell are they still alive?!
I'll proceed to explain while they change for the next and last act of tonight.
They were the first Joker's "henchmen/woman". They proved themselves intelligent, loyal and terribly accurate when in business. They follow orders without hesitation, no matter what.
The Joker (aka Jack or Thalia Muse of comedy locked in a freak's body) may be heartless, a cold murderer, but he's intelligent. When you come across two people who are loyal enough for a reasonable amount of money, who follow orders exactly as they were told... nah, you don't have to kill them right away.
Not to say that day won't come, but dear little Cat and Alex, have a plan for that.
But, I should shut up, you don't know any of that.
Yet.
Back to my explanation. So Joker won't kill them because they're loyal, and they don't attempt to theatrically overthrow the Royal Family because acting in the shadows as puppet masters is too much fun. Do you see any similarities between these two and two other people you've come to know as Queenie and Jay? But yes, loyal to a fault, he doesn't have to kill them right away.
Well, he thinks they're loyal...Ha ha.
Not taking in consideration they are military, that they are the ones who train an army... the Joker wouldn't take his time to do that, neither for "recruitment".
They were the ones picking up the guys who would pull the heist or opening scene (for the love of the Boss... how did this happen?!) at the beginning of what you call "The Dark Knight" and I call "The Little Bet", Alex posed as the Joker for them not to recognize him during the heist, simple as that. That's what gave him and Cat the idea for these plays. He made a convincing Joker, it's a little scary, when you think about who his actual dad is, but I'll hush.
I'm getting as bad as Story Teller when it comes to almost revealing stuff that would be fun to find out on your own. Okay, so he posed as the Joker and you know what? They even made a little joke with the buses, numbering the bus in which he escaped "22": Madness.
He appreciated the joke and decided not to kill Joker has a thing with vanity; anybody who can think at his level and come up with those kind of jokes are great in his book. You don't find very many people like that, which is another reason he doesn't kill them. They're funny.
As years go by, and as I explained in the the last... chapter? So this is simply fanfiction? Wow, I didn't know that! That explains why the Boss didn't make us all disappear and throw the seven plagues over earth.
Wait... my little siren is craving after some kiwis and strawberries...did I forget to tell you she's pregnant?
I'm gonna be a daddy! I'm so happy, we found out last night... so much night exercise... it had to happen.
We found out last night when Boss called us to tell us we would have a baby girl called Grace...
Anyway, I got off the road again...
Years go by, these two are the perfect little guards and they do a perfect job, they are respectful (in the most sarcastic tone possible), and they gained something weird besides a huge pile of money: trust from the Royal Family. Do you know how hard that is? I mean it's as rare as the chance of getting struck by lightning three times in a row. And that, my friends, is R-A-R-E. Rare!
So, if any of those guards of low rank decides to go and tell them about these plays...they're dead. They know that...and so do Cat and Alex. They get a little kick out of that.
It's their word against the word of the Top Guards, who've been there for years, and they've been there for a week. See? Yeah, there's little incentive to saying anything to the Royal Family, besides you think the Joker and Hearts will actually talk to their lower ranking guards? Ha, no...If those guys even open their mouth to Jon and Harley they get tortured, and if they're lucky, that's it. Most of them aren't lucky, but, hey, they go with a smile. A nice drippy, red smile...and they probably don't have eyes either...
Anyway, they're back...
Oh great, they decided to go on with the "Tea Party" thingy.
Not to be confused with Hearts' version of it.
Both of them come back to the impromptu stage wearing doctor's clothes. Cat wears a blonde wig and a jester hat, and Alex has a burlap mask held in his hand.
Both of show give their backs to the audience, there are labels there: "The Queen's Dangerous Chihuahua" and "The Prince's Funny Poodle".
The guards laugh at the old reference of Harley shouting that...and maybe the irony of being a lapdog herself.
They are sitting in a table, drinking tea and acting oh so nicely to each other. This is like a car crash. It's humiliating, I really shouldn't watch it, but I can't look away. Did they just smirk at me? No, no, they can't see me, I have to remember that.
-So- "Harley" starts- you married Queenie, that's nice- she smiles at him nicely, cocking her head slightly- I hope she destroys you.
-Why Harley, thanks- "Crane" smiles back at her sipping his tea- I keep waking up every morning hoping maybe the Joker finally got annoyed with your voice and murdered you.
-Awww, how sweet- she giggles- We're great friends, nothing but, eh?- she says with a hint of sarcasm, sipping her tea and "Jon" laughs- Married to a bunch of whack jobs that claim they're brother and sister and we're too stupid to realize they act a little too close for that- she says nodding and closing her eyes, still smiling from ear to ear.
- I know!- Jonathan laughs -aren't we idiots?
-Yes, we are!- Harley agrees cheerfully- A toast to our idiocy!
They're talking like all this is great and wonderful and life is a rainbow of happiness. They're smiling.
This is a little over the top... but seeing how those two normal mortals parody their poor excuses of lives...that's when you can proudly call yourself "lame".
And my dad kicks ass, my mother is psychotic but she's bad ass...
This is completely humiliating for me as their son... and the worst part is that I actually miss them... I'll be back in a couple of minutes while I see if my little siren gives me some of her strawberries...
They're anti-depressive, did you know that?
-Do you realize that at this very moment your wife is giving a blow job to...ahem.. another man? Isn't that nice?
-Yes, and your husband is enjoying it. Great, huh?
-My husband taught your wife the thing you like...and she taught him the thing I do...I can just smell the betrayal in the air...Ahhhh...what a horrible...day...- the last word slips out a little forced, but "Harley" just giggles.
-Yes... I think she practices her flexibility with him... I guess... it's going to rain isn't it?
Back again! Oh, and it got good.
-Lord only knows what he practices with her...-she smiles at him, her smile starting to fade away, but still in it's place, forced- yeah...it's going to rain...- she comments looking at his eyes- just our tears you know...? No big...
Both their mouths twitch slightly, but the smiles remain there... seriously... if my parents fell to the bottom of the pit of hell...this would be their nightmare.
That sums it up, I think.
- Well...- Harley continues- I guess it's just normal to be cheated on? It happens to everyone...- she shrugs- at some point of their lives and why not your wife and my husband, huh?
Not normal at all, Cat!
I will never be cheated on! NEVER!
-No, it's not normal to be cheated on...- he replies, sipping his tea, in a nonchalant tone- But, hell, why not our spouses?!- he shouts excitedly, still smiling- What a horrid joke, right?
-My husband would appreciate it- she says smiling at him- terrific joke...-
- We both are a huge joke- he agrees -right?-
-We are- she shrugs, a tear falling from her eye, but she's still smiling.
-Already raining?- "Jonathan" asks in mock concern.
-No, it's just- she smiles at him, wiping the tear from her eye- something got in my eye.
- Okay... I think it started raining...- he takes a cookie and eats it- or is it them in the shower?
-They are laughing... really hard- she states, looking down for a second, sadly- I guess it's the shower.
- Was that a moaning?- he asks her lowering his head too- or it's just my paranoia developing in strange ways?
- Not your imagination, dear- she says seriously, with a note of sarcasm in the last word- Now it is actually raining...-Her mouth twitches more- You ever thought about taking Hearts' gun and ending it all?- she shouts happily, her eyes starting to water- I have! I mean, what a screwed up life- she laughs- We can't see what's right in front of us.
-I have thought about ending our miserable existences.
- But the difference between you and me...- "Harley" stands up and puts her hands in his shoulders- You deserve to suffer Crane...- she whispers loud enough for the audience to hear- You ruined my life.
-Well, I hope you're happy. We're in Hell, Harleen...- he turns his head, looking at her seriously- You have your tormentor and I have mine...- he states icily-Just like you said. How sharp you were- he smirks at her and takes a sip of his drink again, while Harley sits in her chair again- do you think his penis is larger than mine?- he asks suddenly after a moment- maybe the reason she's moaning so loud?
- How should I know?- she asks looking at the audience and winking an eye in complicity while, "Jonathan" simply shrugs.
-Under all those clothes is she prettier than I was?- she smiles at him- Does she satisfy you better than I did?- she looks down and closes her eyes for a moment- I really hope you lick her shoes before bed- she looks at him smiling nicely again- it's just fitting to your chihuahua reputation.
-Yes- he lowers his head and answers- to both.
- Awww, Jonny...- she makes a gesture with her hand, her laugh forced-You're such a liar
Both of them stay in silence, looking at each other, both with their hands in their laps. Their smiles are gone, their eyes suddenly sad, watering-
-I'm still wondering about the size of his penis... – he breaks the silence, his voice sad- did she just moaned "oh God, Jay"?
-Yes she did- "Harley" answers simply- I could measure... but your balls would end up cut off in the process...
-She's not prettier than you...- he looks at her right to her eyes, smirking slightly- but whatever she's practicing right now is much better of what you used to do
Both of them stay in silence suddenly "Harley" starts crying while "Jonathan" just looks down, catatonic. Harley sits in Jon's lap and sobs harder in his shoulder, while he simply puts his hand on her waist, still shocked.
-Now it's raining... – Harley points out and starts laughing sadly. Jonathan looks at her and starts crying too.
The audience that was laughing for a while now just stays silent, finding the scene hilarious, but sad at the end.
Both cat and Alex stay in silence, until they realize the act is done.
-And...- Catherine stands up
-TADA!- both of them shout to the audience, while they start clapping.
-Well, now, you know the routine- Cat smiles nicely to the guards- tell anyone about this and we kill you.
-It's your word against ours- Alex adds nonchalant- you're newbies, we're the Top Guards.
-And if you ever get close to the family and talk directly to them...- Cat sighs.
-You know they will torture you.
-So, if you ever talk about these little shows...- Cat claps her hands together and smirks- we will kill you, or they will and torture you before, you know they're sadistic.
-So, kids, go to bed, we'll go to ours. And no complaints about moans in the morning, children. Here we are like your parents... We can take care of you...
-Or we can do as we please with you.
ST: And the play is done!
EQ: Weren't you supposed to be in bed?
ST: Yeah, but you're still depressed about your parents... wow, they look pathetic! On the other hand, my parents look as pathetic as them...
EQ: It's okay, they'll be back soon?
ST: Ehh.... I don't want to spoil the party... but you come here and eat some strawberries... they're anti-depressive, as you said...
EQ: Okay..
ST: It's ok.... ugh, so "Nezzy" did dye her hair...
Nezzy says: What? My cousin was experimenting with my hair...
ST: Yeah right... you bitch...
I'll ignore that comment and please stop talking to me? Really, I just wanna type this thing and go to sleep...
EQ: Bitch...
Okay, it seems the new narrators don't want to finish this, I'll do it: And the kids went to bed, did naughty things and now they're sleeping? Happy? Now get out of my head! How much I'd love to be a sane person...
System down again, Nezzy autopilot, Amber autopilot
SN: Ah, but you can't...and now neither can I.
ST: What do you want?
SN: Me? I don't want anything...nothing at all...
EQ: Yeah right, aren't you suppose make sure no one else in this little fanfic, right, loses their mind?
SN: Everyone's a lost cause, so really...my job would be to what? Do you know how hard it is to go from being insane back to sane?
EQ: Aren't Cat and Alex sane?
SN: Are they?
ST:...They are, aren't they?
SN: Maybe....but then again...what's sanity to do when it's secretly insane?
EQ: Bitches the both of the them.
ST: This all started when you took those Lions in.
EQ: But they're just babies.
ST: Flesh eating babies...yeah...
EQ: I promised.
ST:...I really am going back to bed.
SN: Good, I want you out of my head too! My vessel has more important things to do than
waste time arguing with you.
ST: But you started it.
SN: What? I can't hear you!
EQ: Bitch.
PH: As they went to bed, my vessel is now supposed to be sleeping and she'll wake up again scared shitless of the fact this thing "writes itself" I'll just say two things: Sanity?!
SN: What now?
PH: Just make sure Nezzy keeps thinking it's just her wild imagination and having a severe case of insomnia, yeah? I really don't want to end up again in a mental hospital.
SN: It's okay, you won't.
PH: So please come back for the next chapter where the Royal Family is back in business... and the plot thickens thanks to "Nini"and "Scarecrow" A.K.A my psychotic neighbors and... I'm not good narrating. Oops? My mortal parents are about to come inside my bedroom and discover me writing again. Ciao! Come back for the next chapter and... the plot thickens!
SN: Bye, Philly! I'm going to stay and be an insomniac...I want some chocolate. But, yeah! You all come back because "Nini" and "Scarecrow" will make this interesting. I wonder if Cat and Alex will meet the infamous personalities? Oh, this will be fun...Oops...I forgot this was still on. Bye dear, darling, Readers!
Oh, and don't forget to send reviews because, really… as annoying it can be… "Nezzy" has really low self-esteem lately… So cheer her up because I can't do all the job alone… the girl is crazy... and there's no way back.
But at least she's not the psychotic kind of crazy, just plain crazy.
And I won't deny I love reviews too!
Thanks for reading!