A/N: Omigosh, I am so super excited about this parody! I don't mean to brag, but I totally worked my ass off on this. :D Like fo-serious. And we have a new singer up to the stage- go Lindsay! :)
But anyways, it's another rap *gets excited*, but this one is much more popular than my others and hell, this song was just BEGGING for me to make a parody of it. It's one of the best songs to sing out loud!
OK, so, like I do with all raps, I give characters GANGSTA NAMES (YO):
DJ : Trey Songz… so we'll call him DJ Songz (WTF?)
Lindsay: Nikki Minaj… so we'll call her Lindsay Minaj! (New singer!)
Yeah, I know. I wasn't that creative on the gangsta names. :P
But this song is great! So, on with the show:
Our Team Sucks {A parody of 'Bottoms Up' by Trey Songz ft. Nikki Minaj}
[Intro]
Yeah
(I'm scared!) Oohh oh!
Going all around the world
Oooh oh!
Going all around the world
Oh-oh ohh oh… Woah…
Lindsay, DJ, Lindsay!
Let's go!
[Chorus: DJ Songz]
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
I swear I've had enough
Never win the challenge
Things have been nothing but rough!
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
I wanna give up
this show is kind of stupid
And our team just gets no love!
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
Hey, is it just me?
Or is it quite ironic
We named ourselves Team Victory?
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
I wanna give up
Our team sucks (sucks) Our team sucks (sucks)
Our team sucks (sucks) sucks (sucks) sucks Our team
[Verse 1: DJ Songz]
I don't really know why
But we suck the most it seems (seems)
I thought that we would rock
Being the 'Victory' named team (you'd think!)
I tell you this is wrong (wrong)
Chris making us sing songs (songs)
It seems easy but it's not and our team don't have too long (long)
[Bridge: DJ Songz]
All around the world! (world!)
Our losing team!
Challenges make me hurl (hurl!)
This isn't pretty (pretty)
Go Amazon!
Go team Chris is hot!
Our team isn't getting even close to what they got!
We keep losing our spot!
When it comes to sucking our team does quite-quite-quite-quite-quite a lot!
[Chorus: DJ Songz]
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
I swear I've had enough
Never win the challenge
Things have been nothing but rough!
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
I wanna give up
this show is kind stupid
And our team just gets no love!
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
Hey, is it just me?
Or is it quite ironic
We named ourselves Team Victory?
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
I wanna give up
Our team sucks (sucks) Our team sucks (sucks)
Our team sucks (sucks) sucks (sucks) sucks Our team
[Verse 2: DJ Songz]
It seems we're done (We suck!)
Me and this blonde (We do!)
Our team rocks! (Yeah!)
At losing lots (Aww…)
And now I'm tryin' to leave 'em,
We suck so let's just change our name to 'Team Zero'
[Bridge: DJ Songz]
All around the world! (world!)
Our losing team!
Challenges make me hurl (hurl!)
This isn't pretty (pretty)
Go Amazon!
Go team Chris is hot!
Our team isn't getting even close to what they got!
We keep losing our spot!
When it comes to sucking our team does quite-quite-quite a lot!
[Chorus: DJ Songz]
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
I swear I've had enough
Never win the challenge
Things have been nothing but rough!
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
I wanna give up
this show is kind stupid
And our team just gets no love!
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
Hey, is it just me?
Or is it quite ironic
We named ourselves Team Victory?
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
I wanna give up
Our team sucks (sucks) Our team sucks (sucks)
Our team sucks (sucks) sucks (sucks) sucks Our team
[Verse 3: Lindsay Minaj]
Say bye to Zeke
Then next is Harold
Bye to Bridge and LaShawnna
Now I'm the last girl
Our team is totally on the rock-rock-rocks!
Can't we get some slack or else we'll be cooked like din-din!
DJ?
I swear it's OK!
We are so totally gonna make those teams pay!
Okay, try to win it now!
We might suck now but we'll fight 'til the end
I don't say I bye when we're about to begin!
We're gonna win, we're gonna win!
We can't do this if you won't stop cryin'!
DJ we've got to try to be tougher
We're sure to win the money if we play a bit rougher
Tougher, rougher, then a bit tougher
Quit making a big deal about how you miss your mother!
Excuse me, I'm sorry
I'll act more like a lady
But we can't just give up on our team
DJ
We'll fight until we go nuts
And we just might make it, maybe
We'll win all of the money
If we try harder than lately
We'll sing
'All around the world!
Look at our team!
Beating everybody
DJ and Lindsay!'
Rest in peace to our team being lame
If we try, things are sure to change!
DJ, you didn't kill animals, don't take all the blame!
We've got to revive 'Team Victory's' name!
[Chorus: DJ Songz]
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
I swear I've had enough
Never win the challenge
Things have been nothing but rough!
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
I wanna give up
this show is kind stupid
And our team just gets no love!
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
Hey, is it just me?
Or is it quite ironic
We named ourselves Team Victory?
Our team sucks
Our team sucks (sucks!)
I wanna give up
Our team sucks (sucks) Our team sucks (sucks)
Our team sucks (sucks) sucks (sucks) sucks
Our team sucks!
(Our team sucks)
{fade until end}
A/N: We'll, I just want to thank everyone for helping me break the 200 review mark! :D You guys make my day! I swear to you that I read EVERY single review I get, and they all make my heart happy. :) So I'd like to thank you all for your support and great idea's!
Thanks for reading (and for reviewing)!