I couldn't help myself... I was reading one of those Harry is a Demon storys yesterday and today this just popped into my head. It's not often that I do something like this, but I couldn't stop giggling... I figure it's funnier if you let your imagination go! It shouldn't be too hard to figure out who all is talking, so enjoy!

I do not own Harry Potter

"Oh, Lilly, he's so cute!"

"Careful Sirius, he'll bite you if you put your finger too close to his mouth."

"What are you talking about James? He was just born, he doesn't have te-eyouch! He just BIT me!"

"Told you, apparently it's a recessive gene."

"James, stop laughing."

"I can't help it! Who would've guessed that after all these years Grandpa Lukes foray into demonology would produce our Harry?"

"Seriously James, stop laughing."

"Or what Sirius, what are you going to d-youch! He just BIT me!"

"Sirius, stop laughing."

"But Lilly… It was funny!"