My first fanfic!! (Does happy dance) I don't care if you flame it but please….it is my first try at a fanfic so be nice please. But if you catch a spelling or grammar mistake, point it out please. I'm stupid so I most likely won't notice. Kthnksbi

A few notes: Central headquarters has these dorm rooms in case of an extended lockdown. Why? Because I said so.

WARNING! Yaoi, OCCness, A.N's for commentary purposes (yeah, I comment on my own stories. Got a problem with that?) and sometimes it won't make any sense whatsoever.

Disclaimer- I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or IHOP or the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. I own nothing. Pity me.

Stranded in Central

It started out as a normal day, until Colonel Roy Mustang's crew was called into his office. Warrant Officer Vato Falman and Second Lieutenant Heymans Breda were missing from the group, as they were out on an assignment

"Everyone, I've just received an important message from the Fuher;" the Flame Alchemist said, "Scar has been spotted in the area. A team of troops is searching for him but everyone else is in lockdown. Yes, this includes us. No one is allowed to leave this building. Are we clear?"

"Yes sir." The team replied in unison.

"Good. Now, until we get any notice…" Roy grinned and pulled out a cardboard box with colored dots on it. "Anyone up for Twister?"

Sometime later

"Ok, right hand blue." First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye called out.

Roy, Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc and Sergeant Major Kain Fuery looked as though they were in extreme pain, and all were secretly wishing they had volunteered to be the spinner like Hawkeye had.

"Owww," Roy whined as he stretched his arm in a way no human should ever attempt (Seriously, never take Twister lightly. It can hurt you, badly). "I bet it isn't even right hand blue. You're doing this just to see me in pain aren't you Lieutenant?!"

Riza held up the board. "No I'm not. Don't disobey the board."

Havoc and Fuery shifted their positions as well. Fuery immediately regretted trying to play the game in a crab walk position, as now, Havoc was right on top of him. Oh yeah, you know what I mean.

Havoc smirked. "A little too close for comfort, huh?" he said.

"Uhh…umm..." Fuery blushed.

Roy whistled. "Call out another one Lieutenant!"

"Alright, left foot green."

Havoc was even closer now. Fuery gulped and his face turned even redder.

"Heh, he really is cute when he blushes," Havoc thought. "If only these two weren't around I'd tell him how I really felt about him."

"Don't show any signs that you like him," Fuery thought. "It will only end in heart break."

All of a sudden Roy fell. "OW! Guess I lose…" He turned to look at his subordinates who were in quite an awkward position. He grinned and thought "At least now I get to watch the Havoc and Fuery show." (A.N: Airing this fall on NBC! =D)

Roy got up and stood next to Riza. "Right hand yellow." She called out.

"Oh this'll be good!" Roy thought as he rubbed his hands together.

The two Twister players were now so close to each other they could feel each other's breath.

"He likes GIRLS! There's no chance!" Fuery thought. "He's also my best friend! But…I really like him…"

"Aw screw it;" Havoc thought. "I'll kiss him right here. Who cares what the others think?"

All of a sudden, Fuery fell. "Ow!"

"You win Havoc." Riza said. "Can we do something mature now?"

"Aw man!" Roy said and Havoc thought.

And so, Havoc won, and yet, he also lost.