Piccolo Makes A Funny

Yamcha, Tien, Chaozu and Piccolo were all hanging out on King Kai's planet. Everybody was going about their training, and King Kai was watching over them.

Piccolo came up behind King Kai, crossed his arms and cleared his throat. "You don't expect me to do that idiotic activity, do you?" He sneered down at the funny looking blue man while dodging Chaozu's attempt to catch Bubbles and glaring a warning at him.

"Goku managed, and so are they." King Kai pointed at the others as they chased Bubbles around. "Make me laugh and I'll think of something for you to do. Otherwise you'll just have to settle for what they're doing."

"Humph! What foolishness." Piccolo grabbed a corner of his cape and flipped it over his shoulder, "There is NO WAY that I'm going to chase a stupid little ape!" With that, he turned, walked around a tree and sat down to meditate.

"Don't be so blue, green man." King Kai buried his face in his hands and giggled while Piccolo sneered from behind the tree. He turned to the others and said, "Who's hungry!?"

Chaozu, Tien and Yamcha perked up instantly from their slightly exhausted stupor. All three of them got up and ran into King Kai's house, nearly knocking the short blue man over in the process. Once they sat down, they started pounding the table until King Kai put the food down. Like a school of sharks, they started chowing down.

When they all finished eating, a silence followed that was only broken by the occasional belch. But then something else broke the silence.

"What is that noise?" Tien asked.

"I dunno." Yamcha answered, looking at Chaozu.

Chaozu put his little white hands up, "Don't ask me!"

"It sounds like Piccolo…" King Kai interrupted them all. "Listen."

Everyone went quiet to listen, and after a time, muffled grunts could be heard. Everyone looked at each other in confusion, then dashed to the window to look. They could see Piccolo from the waist up, a bush blocking the rest of their view.

Piccolo was fiddling around with something lower then his belt, his face all contorted as he continued grunting. "Come grunt on! Grunt I got ya, grunt oh now I really grunt got ya."

"Ewww! Is he doing what I think he's doing?" Chaozu asked, covering his eyes.

"If he has one of those. Disgusting…" Tien added.

"Even I wouldn't go THAT far if I didn't have a girl." Yamcha chided.

They all turned away from the window in disgust, having lost their appetite for dessert. King Kai came out to find them all that way, and glanced out the window to see what was going on.

From what he saw, King Kai dropped to the floor and rolled around laughing while the others looked at him in confusion.

"Are you OK?" Tien asked.

"AHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAAA! I never….HAHAHA….thought I'd see…that…HAHAHAHA!!" He was laughing too hard to talk.

"Ehh?" Everyone blinked at the same time and looked outside. Their laughter soon joined King Kai's, but everyone quickly shut up when they saw the Namek approaching with something wrapped in his cape and clutched under his arm.

"Hello…snort Piccolo. Snicker What are you doing?" King Kai asked.

Piccolo unwrapped the object to reveal Bubbles. He held the ape out and dropped him at King Kai's feet. Bubbles rubbed his backside and whimpered as he hid behind his master. "I had to spank the monkey 'cuz it was poking me in the face. Now if you will excuse me, I'll go back to my own training." He said in a very serious tone before sweeping his cape back over his shoulders and walking back out.

As soon as Piccolo was gone, everyone promptly burst into hysterical laughter that lasted for a very long time.