Why the heck did I post this you ask? Well, I think it was temporary insanity.....the same thing that happened to me while writing this piece of junk.....

Well, I guess you could call that temporary insanity Tech Ed XP


Shawn slowly shuffled into the Santa Barbara Police Department. He plastered an adorable pout on his face and gave the cat cuddled against his chest a soft pat. When the people who were regularly there caught sight of him they slowly edged away. That pout meant that he wanted something that was probably not going to end well for the person who gave it to him. Nothing good could come out of it. Shawn walked past them and made his way over to Juliet's desk.

Juliet was so busy with work (imagine!) she didn't even notice Shawn until he plopped himself down on her desk. "Shawn!" She practically yelled. She looked up and saw his pout grow even more pouty. She didn't pay attention to it, her resistance would not crumble this time! She was too busy. "Shawn, I don't have time for you right now."

"But Jules this is important!" As if to emphasize the face the small fluffy cat meowed.

Jules lowered her pen while she sighed. "What?"

"I need a place to stay."

Uh oh. "You have an apartment."

Shawn looked away. "Well….I uh…kinda got kicked out."

Juliet rolled her eyes. "How?"

"My apartment doesn't allow pets and I found LBC 2 out on the street and took him home. Then my landlord found out and he already hated me my apartment went poof."

Jules resisted the urge to slam her head on her desk. She knew she would regret asking but she couldn't help it. "LBC 2?"

Shawn grinned and held the gray puffball towards Juliet. "Little Boy Cat 2!" He said proudly.

"Oh, how original." Jules muttered. Neither noticed that a certain head detective had long since moved closer to eavesdrop. "Why not stay with Gus?"

Shawn shrugged and set LBC 2 back in his lap when Jules refused to pet him. "He won't let me."

"Why?"

"'Cause he said he wouldn't ever let me stay with him after that last incident with the squirrels and the pineapples. Who knew those things would love pineapples and Gus's bed so much?"

Ok, this time she didn't ask. "Your dad?"

Shawn stared at her, his face saying 'your joking right?'

Jules sighed gain. "Psych?"

"Gus doesn't want Little Boy Cat 2 anywhere near his chair."

"I know what you're getting at, and sorry, but you can't stay with me."

Shawn's mouth dropped open. "But Juuuules!" He whined. "Why?"

"First, my cats hate other cats." Shawn gulped and squeezed LBC 2 tighter. "Second, I'm going to be working late all week and I don't trust you at my house alone for even a minute."

"But-"

"No." Juliet picked her pen back up and started filling out more paperwork. Shawn reluctantly slid off of Juliet's desk, petting LBC 2.

Lassiter looked at him nervously. Oh he was really going to regret this. "You can stay with me."

"What?!' Jules, Shawn, and LBC 2 yelled together. (LBC 2's came in the form of a loud meow.)

Lassiter shrugged. "It'd be better than you whining nonstop because you have nowhere to sleep." He snapped.

Shawn grinned, but held back the sarcastic comments that were bubbling up. "Thank you Lassie!" Lassiter rolled his eyes and went back to work, leaving Shawn to wait with LBC 2 for him to get done.

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Lassiter gripped the steering wheel tightly, already regretting his decision to let Shawn stay with him. Shawn's motorcycle hadn't started so he was sitting in the passenger seat of Lassiter's car with Little Boy Cat 2 on his lap. Shawn was belting out Love Game by Lady GaGa at the top of his lungs. Also, annoyingly, and yet slightly amazing, LBC 2 was meowing in tune with Shawn. When Lassiter finally pulled up to his new apartment building (he moved out of the old one after the Drimmer incident) he practically ran out of the car. Shawn stopped singing (FINALLY!) and followed him, still holding LBC 2.

Lassiter opened the door to his apartment and groaned when Shawn instantly set LBC 2 down on his white carpet. Inwardly he kicked himself. A whining Shawn was better than Shawn staying at his house with a cat. Thankfully, it was late so he could go to bed right away and avoid spending extra time with Shawn. "The guest bedroom is there." He pointed to the first door on the left of the hallway. "Guest bedroom." Pointed to the first on the right. "Bathroom." Then he almost-ran to his own bedroom.

"Thanks Lassie!" Shawn yelled, smiling. Then, he led LBC 2 into the guest bedroom, thinking about the fun they could have here.


Well, I suppose since it is up you can review so I keep going C:

lol....things will get better! I promise!