These are just going to be oneshots that come up.

I don't do oneshots often, but I'll start putting them here when I do.

It's going to be rated M because some will have lemons.

I'll mention the pairings and any warnings before each one.

Pairings:

YugixYami

SetoxJoey

BakuraxRyou

MarikxMalik

Summary: Everyone thinks that they know what Yugi and Yami's relationship is like, but they have no idea how wrong they are.

Warnings: yaoi, lemon

Disclaimer: I own nothing!

Not What You Think

Yugi was sitting in Burger World with his friends, Joey, Malik, and Ryou. The four were just there eating lunch.

"Hey. You guys are planning to come to the party at Seto's Saturday, right?" Joey asked.

"You know that we are." Malik said.

'Yeah. Bakura's already talking about the different ways to torment Yami, so I'm apologizing in advance, Yugi." Ryou said.

"Ryou, I'm used to Bakura tormenting Yami. It's nothing new. We just have to keep them from using Shadow magic." Yugi replied.

"Yeah. We really don't need them using Shadow magic again. You remember what happened the last time Seto let me have a party and those two ended up using Shadow magic." Joey said.

"Yeah. Half of Seto's appliances were sent to the Shadow Realm, and Seto threatened to murder them." Yugi said.

Malik laughed. "I've never seen Yami and Bakura cower as much as they did then. They were hiding behind you two because that was the only way that Seto wouldn't be able to get to them to murder them." Malik said, looking at Yugi and Ryou.

"Well, they brought it on themselves. Don't worry. I've already told Bakura that he'll be going without sex for a month if he tries anything like that." Ryou said.

"What about Yami, Yugi? Did he get the same threat?" Joey asked.

Yugi blushed. "Yeah, he did." Yugi said.

Joey laughed. "I'll never get over the fact that you three are bottom all the time." Joey said.

"What?!" all three exclaimed.

"Come on. We all know that the Yamis have real bad dominate personalities. There's no way that any of them would be submissive to you guys." Joey said.

Ryou and Malik blushed bright red, but they couldn't deny it. They usually were the one on bottom.

Yugi blushed deep red, too. 'If only they knew.' Yugi thought.

* * * * * *

Yugi walked into the living room and saw Yami laying on the couch, reading a book.

After the Ceremonial Duel, Yami had refused to leave for the afterlife because he was in love with Yugi, so the gods granted Yami his own body along with Marik and Bakura on the terms that they behave and protect their Hikaris. There was no argument from them.

It wasn't long after they stayed that all three Yamis got together in a relationship with their respective Hikaris.

Yugi had soon found that Yami had a love of reading, and Yami would often have his nose in a book, and when the ex-Pharaoh was reading, he heard nothing.

"Yami." Yugi said.

Yami didn't budge, so engrossed in his reading.

Yugi rolled his eyes. He walked over and jerked the book from Yami's hands.

"Hey!" Yami said, a little angry until he saw who it was. "Hi, aibou. How was your time with Joey, Ryou, and Malik?" Yami asked with a smile.

"It was fine. You do remember our deal about Seto's party." Yugi said.

"I know. No Shadow Magic." Yami said.

"Good." Yugi said before leaning down and kissing Yami.

Yami moaned and wrapped his arms around Yugi's neck.

Yugi pulled back and said, "You can read again." He handed Yami the book back.

"You know, I can think of more interesting things than reading." Yami said, smirking.

"Really?" Yugi asked before climbing on top of Yami and straddling his hips. "What would that be?" Yugi asked, leaning in so his face was only inches from Yami's.

"I think that you know what that is." Yami said.

Yugi smirked before he leaned down and captured Yami's lips with his own.

Yami threw the book to the side and reached up to wrap his arms around Yugi's neck.

'Good thing Grandpa's gone to Egypt right now.' Yugi thought.

Yugi let his hands trail down to Yami's shirt and started to unbutton the shirt that Yami was wearing. He then started to kiss down Yami's jaw to his neck. Yami moaned as Yugi did this. Yugi started to suck on Yami's pulse point.

"Yugi." Yami moaned, entangling his hands in Yugi's hair.

Yugi trailed on down to Yami's collarbone, where he bit down lightly.

"Ahh!" Yami yelled.

Yugi then started to lick the bite mark before he continued on down. He started to lick down Yami's pale chest. He reached one of Yami's nipples and pulled it into his mouth and started to suck on it. Yami moaned at this. Yugi snaked his hands around Yami and pulled the shirt off of Yami before he threw it to the side out of the way. When Yugi finished with the one nipple, he turned his attention to the other one. Once done, Yugi continued on down Yami's body until he reached Yami's naval, where he dipped his tongue in several times.

Yugi then took Yami's pants and boxers off, throwing them to side so that Yami naked under him. Yugi smirked and said, "You know that you're gorgeous."

Yami blushed. "You have room to talk. Now," Yami said, reaching up and grabbing Yugi shirt, "how about you get naked with me?"

Yugi smirked and said, "If you've forgotten, I'm the dominate one in this relationship." He placed his hands on Yami's hips before he leaned down and licked at the tip of Yami's member roughly.

Yami cried out at this.

Yugi could taste the pre-cum leaking from the arousal. He then started to lick up and down Yami's member like it was a lollipop.

"Yugi, please." Yami groaned, desperate.

Yugi then deep throated Yami.

Yami screamed as his member was suddenly engulfed in moist warmth.

Yugi started to suck on Yami's member lazily as he licked the member as well.

"Ah! Yugi! Oh! So good!" Yami moaned. He tried to buck up into Yugi's mouth, but the hands on his hips prevented that from happening.

Yugi then started to suck hard on Yami's member.

"Yugi. Ah! So cl-close." Yami said, trying to warn Yugi if his approaching release.

Yugi then left Yami's member before he got his release.

Yami groaned and bucked up anyway,

Yugi giggled. "Don't worry, Yami. You'll what you what you want." Yugi said. Yugi then took off his shirt and threw it to the side before he took off his pants and boxers. He then rubbed his arousal against Yami's, causing both men to groan.

"Yugi, please." Yami said.

"What is it, Yami?" Yugi asked teasingly.

"Yugi." Yami groaned, hating it when his lover was like this.

"What? Say it, Yami. What do you want?" Yugi asked.

"I-I want you, Yugi. I want you to fuck me hard." Yami said.

Yugi smiled. "As you wish." Yugi said.

Yami spread his legs and then wrapped them around Yugi's waist. "Hurry up, Yugi." Yami said.

That was all the urging Yugi needed. He thrust into Yami quickly.

Yami screamed as Yugi struck his prostate on the first inward thrust.

Yugi pulled back and then thrust back into Yami again. He continued with this fast and hard pace.

"Ah! Yugi! Oh! So good! Don't stop! Yugi! Harder! Faster!" Yami shouted.

Yugi shifted his hips so that he could thrust into Yami deeper and harder.

"YUGI!" Yami cried, grasping Yugi's shoulders as he tightening his legs around Yugi's waist.

Yugi thrust even harder into Yami.

Suddenly, Yugi hooked his hands under Yami and pulled him up until they were sitting up.

Getting Yugi's hint, Yami started to raise himself up until just the tip of Yugi's member was still inside of him before he slammed himself hard down onto Yugi. Yugi met Yami's thrusts halfway, making them even harder.

The tow continued to do this with Yami coming down on Yugi's member.

"Yugi, I-I'm get-getting cl-close." Yami moaned.

"I know, Yami. So am I." Yugi replied. He then grabbed Yami's member and started to stroke Yami in time with their hurried thrusts.

"Ah! Yugi!" Yami cried at the hand on his heated member.

Yugi started to thrust up harder into Yami, hitting Yami's prostate harder than he had before.

Yami was soon sent over the edge. "YUGI!" Yami cried as he came spilling his seen on their chests and stomachs.

Yami muscles clenched around Yugi's member, and he was also sent over the edge. "YAMI!" Yugi groaned as he released into Yami.

Yami moaned at the feeling of Yugi's seed filling him. It was a filling that he loved.

Yami then collapsed forward onto Yugi as Yugi collapsed back onto the couch. Both were sweating and panting from their lovemaking.

"Better than that book you were reading?" Yugi asked.

"Hmm. Much." Yami answered, content with lying on Yugi. He had his head resting on Yugi's chest, despite the seed on it.

Yugi pulled the blanket that was on the back of the couch down and covered them since he knew that they wouldn't be getting up for a while. He started to run his hand through Yami's hair. "You know, I had an interesting conversation with Joey, Ryou, and Malik, today." Yugi said.

"About what?" Yami asked.

"Well, Joey was saying that Ryou, Malik, and I were the bottom when it came to sex because you Yamis have dominate personalities, and he doesn't think that any of you would ever be on the bottom." Yugi said.

Yami burst out laughing. "Imagine what would happen if they knew that it's reverse." Yami said.

"I know. I'm dominate where it counts." Yugi said.

"Like the bedroom." Yami said.

"And the kitchen." Yugi added.

"Then there was the time in the park." Yami said.

"Not to mention the bathroom at school." Yugi said.

"Yeah. I was late to class, and I had to lie by saying that I was limping because I tried and turned my ankle where the truth was that you took me so hard that I was limping." Yami said.

"But you enjoyed it." Yugi said.

"yeah. I may be the one dominate when we're out in public, but in private, you take over that role." Yami said.

Yugi thought. "You know, we forgot that I'm dominate in the bathroom here, too." Yugi said.

Yami blushed, remembering the number of times that they had had sex in the shower and on the bathroom floor. "Yeah. I think that we use that more than the bed." Yami said.

"I think we use the bedroom floor more." Yugi said.

"Usually because we're too eager to make it to the bed." Yami said.

Yugi smirked. "Now, I did make it to the bed for our anniversary." Yugi said.

"Only because you tied me to it." Yami muttered.

"That was in interesting anniversary. And you've had me tie you down more than once. Who would have thought that you liked being tied down?" Yugi asked.

"I just like it." Yami said.

Their relationship certainly wasn't what it seemed.

* * * * * *

Saturday, the group gathered at the Kaiba mansion for the party.

"Can't believe I let the mutt talk me into this." Seto muttered.

"Yeah, and I'm sure that he'll make it up to you tonight." Bakura muttered.

"Shut up." Seto snapped.

"I know that Malik's making it up to me for dragging me here." Marik said.

The four were watching as Yugi, Joey, Malik, and Ryou were playing in the pool.

"The things that we do for them." Marik muttered.

"If we want to get any, we have to." Seto said.

"Yeah. We heard that you're on the bottom a good bit, priest." Bakura said, smirking.

"That's it. The mutt id dead." Seto said.

"At least we don't have that problem." Marik said.

"So, you three haven't been on bottom?" Seto asked.

"Not much. Once maybe twice a year." Bakura said.

"What about you, Pharaoh?" Marik asked.

"Our relationship isn't much different than you think." Yami answered.

"Humph. Yugi's probably doesn't even have what it takes to be dominate. He's too gentle. He couldn't be dominate and rough to save his life." Bakura said.

Yami took a drink of his soda to hide his smile. 'You have no idea how good Yugi really is in bed, Bakura.' Yami thought. He caught Yugi's eyes and saw the predatory smile in Yugi's eyes, though most would say Yugi just looks innocent.

Yami knew better. He knew that Yugi was in no way as innocent as people thought. He wouldn't have it any other way.

Yami knew that Yugi would have him again tonight, and Yami had a feeling that he would be sore come morning, but it didn't bother him in the least.

Their relationship certainly wasn't what it looked liked, and Yami wouldn't have it any other way. He liked the secretive way Yugi was dominate when he seemed submissive to everyone else.

After all, Yami was the only one that would ever know how dominate Yugi was. And he would make sure no one ever knew what Yugi was really like.