Some Days You Just Can't Win

By: Vanessa Sgroi

"No way. Absolutely not."

"Dean, c'mon, it's the only way."

"NO! There is no way I'm dressing in drag to lure this thing."

"But…"

"Why don't YOU do it, Sammy? You know, with all that hair and everything, you really would make the perfect woman. You've even got the emo part down."

Sam scowled. "Because I'm six foot four! I'd look crazy dressed like a woman."

"Oh, and I won't?" growled Dean, "I'm six foot one, dammit, only three inches short than you."

"I know, but one of us has to."

"If I hear one word—ONE WORD—after this…"

Fin