Question's

Warning: slight Yaoi (boyXboy) Don't like then go play in traffic.

Summary: Kakuzu asks a few weird questions, that threaten Hidan's sanity. Like he has any left.

Lecture- I cant help but torture them, but you know Hidan loves the pain!

One morning in the Akatsuki base, all the members were crowded in the kitchen to get food or coffee. Kakuzu approached a grouchy Hidan sipping his cappuccino. He tapped Hidan's shoulder to get his attention, Hidan turned around to face his partner.

"What asshole?!"

"Do you want to go to my house?"

"We live in the same fucking house, fucktard!" Kakuzu didn't seem fazed in the least, taking a step forward.

"Do you want to go to my room?"

"I'm your fucking roommate, dipshit!" Kakuzu only took another step forward, this time Hidan noticed but stood his ground defiantly.

"Turn off the lights?"

"-the fuck?!" He takes another step, Hidan leans forward.

"Get under the covers?" Another step, Hidan gulps. They didn't notice everyone had stooped talking or doing other activities and were watching their exchange intently.

"Take your pants off and-" another step, they were close enough for Hidan to feel Kakuzu's body heat. Hidan was blushing and leaning closer, standing on the tip off his feat to be a bit taller.

"-show you MY NEW GLOW IN THE DARK WATCH!!!" He then held up said watch for Hidan to see, but it was to late Hidan was on the kitchen floor, foaming at the mouth.

Lecture-Gosh, I'm such a tricky bitch!. Reviews make me smile, not reviewing makes you a puppy abuser.