Disclaimer: CSI: Miami is not mine. Yet.

Author's Note: this was written under the influence of severe sleep deprivation.

Omnes Viae Gallinam Ducunt ("All Roads Lead to the Chicken")

Why did the chicken cross the road in Miami?

Horatio: That, gentlemen, is what we're going to find out.

Calleigh: You know what, Ms. Chicken? Just tell us what we need to know, and we can forget this whole little crossing the road incident ever happened.

Eric: Whatever was on the other side of the road must have been pretty important.

Ryan: Look...the road is my friend, and when you cross the road, you cross me.

Natalia: Sometimes you just gotta cross a road, you know?

Dr. Price: This is odd. Double lividity suggests the chicken was dead before she crossed the road.

Stetler: I don't know, but you have to admit it looks pretty suspicious.

Frank: What difference does it make why she did it? Just arrest the damn thing for jaywalking.