The Golden Arches

The door bell chimed as Fuji entered the McDonalds Ryoma was working at. He wasn't surprised to see that there were no cashier line-ups, save for the giant sea of teenage girls in front of Ryoma's. As Fuji let out a small cough, one of the girls broke away from the group and gasped in delight.

"It's Fuji-sama!" she squealed and soon, the other girls followed suit. As if his earlier thought had come to life, the sea of teenagers parted to form an aisle.

'It's like when Moses split the water," Fuji thought in amusement as he walked down the clearing created for him. To add to the moment, he stopped halfway through and elegantly flicked his auburn hair before sauntering towards his kohai.

Shifting his weight to his right, Fuji leaned on the counter. "Having fun, Echizen?"

"Welcome to McDonalds. May I please take your order?" Ryoma recited through clenched teeth.

"Can I have an Unhappy Meal?"

"No," Ryoma said bluntly.

"Well, I guess I'm not having it my way, am I?"

"This isn't Burger King! You can't 'have it your way' here," the green-haired boy retorted.

"How about a coke?"

And so, Ryoma spent the next 10 minutes cleaning up the drinks Fuji spilled. By the fifth time, Ryoma snapped.

"Will you order something you can't spill, you clumsy bastard!" Ryoma nearly screamed. He wanted to beat Fuji up so bad right now, but he knows that's what the tensai wants, being the sadistic masochist he is.

Fuji tapped his chin thoughtfully, "Can I have your virginity with a side of fries, then?" He smiled pleasantly, oblivious to the cries of shock emitting from the girls behind him.

Ryoma glared at the tensai, "Sorry, we don't sell those here."

Not knowing Fuji's request, the manager called from the back, "We sell everything here, Echizen-kun!"

Fuji grinned at the blushing boy, "Looks like I'll be getting some McLovin' tonight."

You're so corny, Fuji. XD And yes, I did make Fuji a masochist. So I suppose Ryoma's about 14 or 15 in this fic, considering he has a job. Please review. I'd love to hear your thoughts. Anyone interested in a sequel? -wink-

Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis belongs to Takeshi Konomi. Have it your way is a trademark of Burger King. The Golden Arches, McLovin', etc. belongs to McDonalds. Not meant to poke fun at either fast food joints, only Ryoma and Fuji.