F i r s t. D a t e

"Father, this is Jason."

Karai stood in front of Oroko Saki, indicating to a young man standing nervously next to her.

Shredder's eyes narrowed dangerously as he stared Jason down. The young man gulped slightly.

"Jason you say?" he asked the man

"Yes sir."

"And you wish to marry my daughter?"

The young man blushed furiously at that statement, "Well, sir, it's our first date… I don't know-"

"Then for what reason are you with my daughter?" shredder glared at him

"I- Um… I l-like her sir." Jason stuttered nervously

"What concern is that of mine? Would you be willing to join the foot clan and become a foot ninja?"

"Feet ninja?"

"Foot! Do not disrespect the ancient clan!"

Jason blinked and whispered softly to Karai, "Your dad's nuts, cant we just go? We're gonna miss the movie-"

The next moment he was on the floor with Karai on top of him- katana to his throat.

"You will speak with respect of the mighty shredder?"

"Is that a kitchen utensil or something?"

"Karai! What is this disrespectful whelp you have brought before me? He has failed me. He shall be punished."

"Father! He has brought dishonor to your mighty empire, I shall avenge you!"

Jason yelped and rolled out of the way, dodging Karia's blade.

"Cant we talk about this?"

"Talk? I will kill you and your brothers!"

"I don't have any brothers…"

"Silence! Foot mystiques, attack!"

"What the-"

"By the powers of…"

"Earth"

"Water"

"Fire"

"Air"

"Metal."

"We live to serve the demon Shredder!"

They aimed at Jason.

"Die Shredder impersonator!"

Jason: "Who the hell's the Shredder? What the-"

The window smashed reveling four green forms.

"Cowabunga!"

"The turtles! Die!"

"Shredder, your reign of evil will come to an end!" Leonardo shouted

"Mwahaha- you will fall! Foot ninja attack!"

"Leonardo- leave this place! My duty commands that I kill you!"

"Never Karai!"

Hun crashed though the walls. "Purple dragons- steal!"

"What the **** is going on here!" Jason shouted

Everybody paused.

"You know the classic good guys vs. bad guy's sinario where the good guys kick serious but…." Mikey stated

"But why did you attack?"

…..

"Um….."

"Err….."

"It was in the scrip?"

"What script?"

"….. Dunno."

Jason Blinked and walked out the door.

*0*

"So honey, how did your date go?"

"Fine."

"What did you do?"

"Nothing."

"What did her dad think of you?"

"He was very enthusiastic."

"That's nice."

"Yep."

"You going out again?"

"Dunno."

"Such a nice family."

…

"Night.

"Goodnight!"

And this is why Karai doesn't have a boyfriend.

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