Editor's Note:

Doctor Malcolm Long's notes are cut short after that. Try as we might, no other pages were found; at the disaster area or otherwise.

By what we know: Doctor Long returned to the Sing Sing Prison to collect his things. According to some recovered files, he had put in his two week's notice, but was leaving two weeks early. He had been caught up in the ensuing prison-break that occurred not too long before the disaster caused by ________ struck the world in full force.

We're unsure if Doctor Long had any further contact with a newly-freed Rorschach during this time, but we would like to think he did for the sake of closure.

With that, we must dedicate these published findings to the late Doctor Long who, through a streak of bad luck that only God himself could have brought on, ended up at ground zero of that terrible disaster. He was killed and dissolved instantly. Paramedics were unable to revive him.

All that was left of him are in these notes. His (attempted) humor. His fears. His ambitions. And his sexual incompetence. All are within these pages, and will be continuously published for years to come. We don't think he would have wanted it any other way.

So take these words and these explicit drawings of Doctor Manhattan's member and Silk Spectre's rack to heart. Reflect on them, and forever know that there was once a man, who looked into the eyes of an intense darkness and, through a trial of fire, got that darkness to laugh in return.

Thus is the triumph of Doctor Malcolm Cosby Long…

Closing Notes:

Again, thank you everyone for the reviews and support!

A story like this was going to originally appear in my other Watchmen fanfic, The End is Neigh, but I didn't have my comic at the time, and I wanted this to have a lot of bits and pieces from the rather lengthy conversation that Rorschach and Doctor Long have in there.

But this was a lot of fun to write, and it was made all the more better by everyone who reviewed, even though I was clearly not funny. It was nice of you all to humor me, though. xD

So, as always, thank you to all the readers, those about to review, and those who reviewed during the writing process:

-Agent0Gecko (Changed your name! Thanks for reading again!)

-Mister Buch (He probably could have broke Rorschach.)

-rutger5000 (Thanks for reading pretty much every story I have. xD)

-Em-K (Welcome back! Thanks for reading again!)

-MK08 (You too! Thanks for reading a second story!)

-ImaginaryPsuedony

-Mistress-of-Misery

-Chargeable

-Riot-Angel

-SilverFoxes-BlackWolves

-Mrs Maxim de Winter

-Murder Junkie

-Keeper-of-the-Cheese

-WrathoftheElite

Fun times! If you haven't already, feel free to check out my other Watchmen parody on my profile: The End Is Neigh (not Nigh). Stay classy, San Diego.

-knight