These are just some things I came up with one day. Hope you enjoy!

Pick Up Lines of The Invader ZiM Cast

Dib:

1) You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
2) Hey baby, why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up!
3) Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you. but then if i was on you, i'd be cumming too!
4) Why dont you come over to mine and we can do maths - add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and i'll multiply!
5) Are those space jeans? Because your ass is outta this world.

ZiM:

1) wanna play army? i'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me!
2) Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
3) Can you help me find my dog, GiR I think he went into this cheap motel room.
4) Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
5) So, how 'bout them lawn gnomes?

Tallest Red:

1) this valentines day, i really want you to know how i feel - so you better use both hands!
2) Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
3) Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven?
4) Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
5) Hi, my name's Red. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

Tallest Purple:

1) If heaven had a height, you would be that tall.
2) Have you seen how many zeroes I have on my paycheck?
3) Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
4) Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
5) Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Lard Nar:

1) you will be on my mind tonight, but i'd prefer you to be on my bed!
2) Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
3) Why is it that I have to climb a hundred mountains to get you, but all you have to do to get me is smile?
4) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
5) If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Tak:

1) If you're naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!
2) Let's play pool. We can use your stick and balls and my hole!
3) My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them?

Gaz:

1) You're ugly but you intrigue me.
2) You've been a bad boy. Go to my room!
3) Are you going to ask me out? Or, do I have to lie to my diary?

Sorry I couldn't find good ones for Gaz and Tak. Well, hope you enjoyed this!