Hey everyone, sorry it took me so long. I recently got a puppy and he took up all my break and school has just been so crazy busy that I forgot to update. I don't think I've stated this yet but I don't own Naruto, though I wish I did...though then Naruto would become unpopular because I'm too lazy...so yah... anyways, enjoy I guess and I'll try and get the next chapter up as soon as i can. Again, I'm sorry that it took me so long.

Chapter 3

Pigs love to oink

(Sakura's POV)

"Dang girl, that is one NASTY situation. I'll tell Shikamaru to help you out and I'll visit you on breaks and-" Ino said over the phone to me. I giggled at how she was acting.

"Ino, I'm a guy right now so it would be odd if you came to visit me. Oh, and guess what, I'm going by the name Sai and I look almost just like him, if he had green eyes," I said to Ino as I threw the wig off my head and across the room. The thing could burst up into flames for all I care.

"You poor thing, looking that ugly all day must be exhausting. I can't believe I ever dated that guy. But now we're off topic, explain to me what this Sasuke guy looks like," Ino said to me and I could feel her intense stare over the phone.

"I can't, the guy looks TOO good to describe, but his personality is horrible. I can't believe I blanked at the sight of him. He's my next door neighbor as well," I said, crying my little anime tears.

"Aw, my poor little baby, you must be- WAIT ONE SECOND YOU FROZE AT THE SIGHT OF HIM?" Ino screamed at me, I had to hold the phone away from my ear so I wouldn't lose my hearing.

"Yes, that is how good the guy looks. He's like a stupid god and his body is just oh my god," I said as I sighed. I heard Ino squeal and shook my head.

"Ooo! He must be a hottie. I soo have to see this guy and- oh darn. Bell just rang. Sorry hun, I'll call you after school okay? Try not to go suicidal on me before then, m'kay? Laters!" Ino gushed at me. I giggled a little.

"Kk, laters pig!" I said and quickly hung up. I got a text about a minute later.

Love ya FOREHEAD3. I giggled again. Trust Ino to cheer me up. My mood quickly did a 180 when my stomach growled at me. I looked at the clock, it was 1:29 and I was starving. I sighed, frustrated. I made a decision though. I was gonna go shopping, get a mini fridge, microwave, and food that I could make. I sighed as I walked over to my bags. There was one that still was packed. I unzipped it and pull out a black laptop with cherry blossoms on it and I put it on my desk. I plugged it into the wall, opened it and turned it on. When it was on I pulled up the internet and went to the website for Best Buy and I signed in to my account. We were regular customers that bought the stuff online and then went to the shop to pick it up and that was what I was doing. When it was bought I rushed over to my wig and pulled it on. I would have to find a place to change before I got to the store.

I grabbed a small backpack and pack some girl cloths, my mother had some sense at least. When I was ready I walked out of my room, locking it and turning to go down the stairs…

Only I didn't get very far. I almost ran into Sasuke and all his jerkiness. Which would have been horrible because that might just be contagious. Naruto was with him and I guessed that they were room mates.

"Yo, Sai! So you're our neighbor this year? AWESOME!" Naruto said to me. I made a mentally note to be careful because he was as loud as Ino. I grunted and walked past them, not really in the mood to talk to anyone. "He was really friendly before too, wonder what happened…" I heard Naruto say to Sasuke as I walked down the stairs. If I weren't so set on the task at hand, I would have felt bad for him, but right now I couldn't care less.

I walked out the building and looked around. I walked over to the side of the dorm room and walked into the forest like area. It was covered enough that I could change without worrying. I tore the wig off my head and put my hair into a ponytail before I slipped on my tight denim jeans with a white tang-top and put on my red and white sneakers. I walked out and smiled to myself when no one noticed what had just happened, not that there were that many people around anyways. Smiling triumphantly I walked off the schools campus and I jumped into my white mustang. I quickly drove to Best Buy and picked up my stuff then I went to Safeway and bought packets of macaroni and cheese, the instant kind, ramen, soda, plastic cups and forks, strawberries, some microwavable desserts, and five packets of string cheese.

After I was done with that I bought a ton of new cloths and then drove to the school. When I got there and parked my car I froze. How the heck was I gonna get all this into my room. I sighed, frustrated at myself, AGAIN, and got out. The best way was to just carry it all…

Which is what I did. I changed in my car, and wondered why I didn't think of that before, and then I grabbed everything and started to walk. When I finally reached my room, after receiving many odd looks, I threw almost all my stuff on the floor. I gently set down the microwave and fridge, then I wondered. Why the heck didn't I get Shikamaru to help me? Darn my slow working mind. I sighed and spent the next hour setting everything up so that the microwave was on the desk corner and the fridge was on the floor and the food was all put away. Happy with my work I looked at the clock. It was 4:56 and I was surprised that Ino hadn't called. It was then that I heard a knock on my door. Sighing I pulled the wig on again and went to get the door. It was Shikamaru and he looked panicked.

"How did you know this was my room?" I asked him as he shook his head.

"Naruto and Sasuke told me but that's not important right now. Ino's coming here!" he grabbed me and shook me and I felt my eyes widen.

"You're joking right? I mean I know pig is stupid and all but I never thought she was that stupid," I said as Shikamaru stopped shaking me. Shikamaru's phone rang and he groaned when he looked at the text Ino sent him.

"She's here," Shikamaru said as he walked to the stairs. I rushed out my door, quickly locking it, and followed him. Though I was at the top of the stairs when I heard someone call my name, sorry, Sai's name. I turned and saw Naruto walking towards me, with Sasuke following.

"What's up? I heard Shikamaru freaking out 'bout something," Naruto said when he reached me. I inwardly groaned, so not in the mood to talk, but not able to find a way to avoid it.

"His girlfriend is here for a visit. She's rather, umm, how should I put it? She's loud and not the brightest," I said as I turned and started to walk down the stairs.

"I wanna meet her, come on teme, let's go," Naruto said walking down the stairs behind me. I heard Sasuke grunt in response. I reached the bottom of the stairs and turned to the door, only to freeze.

Ino, the hay blond waist length hair swaying, was in the boy's dorm room.

She, with her crystal blue eyes, had spotted me.

I, with my inner instincts, felt trouble.

"SAI! THERE YOU ARE!" She screamed as she ran over to me, ignore the cat calls she was getting and the stares. She quickly hugged me and over her shoulder I saw Shikamaru. We shared a look that told me we were thinking the same thing.

'That was so weird.' I groaned when Ino squeezed my neck harder.

"You are so stupid, you idiotic pig," I said to her as I pulled her off of me.

"What? How rude? I came all the way here to- whoa you are one major hottie. Hi, my name is Ino," Ino said after she noticed Sasuke behind Naruto. I slapped my forehead as Shikamaru just shook his head.

"Ino, focus. Why are you here?" Shikamaru said, and I could see he was slightly frustrated. So he did get jealous.

"I came to see you and Sai. Was that so wrong? Don't worry Shikamaru, just because I say the guy is hot does not mean I'll date the guy. Plus he's more Sakura's type of guy," Ino said making hand gestures to match what she was saying. I felt the blood drain from my face when I heard the last sentence.

"Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, NO. Not on his earth. No way in hell. Not in your dreams pig. Not a chance. Now if that's all you have to say then leave," I said, feeling utter repulsion at the thought of what she said. It sent shivers down my spine.

"Sakura? Who's that? Sai's girlfriend?" Naruto asked, I heard Sasuke huff slightly behind Naruto. Ino giggled and I glared at her.

"No, she's, umm, my twin sister. Pig, hurry up please?" I said, really annoyed by the stares of every guy in the room.

"Humph, how rude! I brought you a 70 ounce box of Mini-Wheats as well!" Ino said as she pulled the box out of the back pack she had over her shoulder. She was wearing a light blue strap-less shirt with a pair of short white shorts and white flip-flops. I stared at the box before I hugged her.

"Thank you! I'm sorry I was so mean to you!" I said, then noticed Shikamaru who was sighing. I smiled. "Oh, and Shikamaru? You don't have to worry abut me stealing Ino from you," I said and Ino laughed as I let her go. Shikamaru shook his head chuckling.

"That…was so girly," I heard Naruto say behind me. I quickly turned and glared at him.

"What was that?" I asked in my meanest voice. I heard Shikamaru sigh and then I felt Ino grab my wrist.

"Calm down Sai. Let's go shall we? I bet you want to see your sister don't you? You were always so close to her," Ino said, hinting that she wanted to spend some time with the girl me. I sighed and nodded. I let her drag me and Shikamaru out of the dorms. Shikamaru looking overjoyed that we were finally out of the dorm room.

Ino kept dragging us until we got to her car which is when she thrust some cloths at me and shoved me in her yellow Porsche. I quickly changed into the yellow short sleeved t-shirt and tight jeans she gave me and threw the wig on the ground. When I was done Ino shoved Shikamaru in and then she got in and drove. A night to celebrate the new school year. No, let me rephrase that. A night to celebrate my new messy spider web.