Hello there. I am a bored person. So I am going to write something really lame.

#1: A Sunny Day in Seishun Gakuen

"Usu, senpai." Ryoma muttered as he entered the school courts, yawning. "..."

He raised his head and looked around him. There was no one there. Ryoma blinked. Then he nodded to himself, suddenly remembering something. "Oh... its Sunday." Ryoma muttered.

Then he went home.

#2: Reverse Day

"Everyone! Gather." Tezuka said loudly to everyone in the courts. The regulars and the other students gathered in front of him, and Oishi stood at his side. Everyone shifted around nervously, wondering what important matter Tezuka had to say to them. Tezuka glanced around at the members of the tennis club, and he nodded slightly.

"Tezuka?" Fuji asked questioningly.

"I want to announce that today is officially the 'Reverse' day. So everyone must reverse the meaning of all usual activities." Tezuka said. Ryoma chuckled.

"Echizen!" Tezuka muttered, glaring at the freshman. Ryoma stopped giggling immediately. "Don't run 50 rounds around the court." Ryoma stared up at the Captain. Momo grinned evilly at Ryoma. "Echizen~ today is reverse day, so if Tezuka tells you not to run, you have to run."

Ryoma adjusted his cap, sighing.

"Hmmm... Normally I listen to the Captain's orders... so on this special day, I'll do exactly the reverse."

#3: Mada Mada Dane (NG version)

"Awwww, I lost to O-chibi again!" Eiji groaned, dropping his racket. "Oi... senpai," Ryoma said, looking up at Eiji across the net. A smile played on his face. "M...." Ryoma scratched his head. "Ma-what?

"What was that line again?" Ryoma asked, scratching his head, looking over to Momo for help. Momo slapped his forehead. "Mada something right...? Oh! Oh yeah, Mada Mada Dane."

"Please remember your lines, Echizen. Its embarrassing," Tezuka said calmly from the sidelines.

#4: Burning

"Echizen... I wonder if you can make a good Kawamura?" Momo asked Ryoma at the science labs. Ryoma shrugged. "I don't think so, Momo-senpai. I think I'm not a very energetic person... what's that smell? Fire?" Ryoma looked at the back of his uniform. It was burning.

"BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Kawamura frowned as he walked down the corridors, hearing the screaming from above. Then he beamed. He grabbed his racket from his bag and dashed up the stairs. "OH YEAH, I LIKE BURNING TOO, RYOMA!!!!!!!"

"Get the hell away!" Ryoma yelled, eyes wide as smoke and flame issued from his back, pushing past Kawamura.

#5: Truth or Dare

Seigaku regulars had just finished their training, and they set down their rackets, sitting in a circle at the corner of the courts. "Whew! That was tough!" Eiji muttered. Then he beamed, looking around at everyone. "Ne ne ne ne!!! Guys, wanna play a game?! TRUTH OR DARE!!"

"Sounds great!" Momo said happily, holding up his racket. "Let's use the racket! The handle is the pointer."

"Whatever." Ryoma muttered, leaning against the wall.

Oishi just laughed, and joined in. "Alright, lets play then!" Eiji said happily, turning the racket. Everyone watched it avidly as it spun round and round... and slowed... There was a sharp intake of breath as the racket stopped its spinning in the center of the circle. Everyone followed the handle in its pointed direction... all the way up to...

Tezuka Kunimitsu.

"OOOOOOOOH." Everyone cried out, cheering and clapping. "Captain! Captain! Truth or dare?"

Tezuka glared at everyone. "Dare."

"DARE. Dare he says! Ryoma! Give him a dare!" Momo cried. Ryoma adjusted his cap, sighing. "I'm okay with that..." Ryoma said, looking up at his Captain. "Buchou. I dare you.... to smile spasticaly."

Everyone stared at Tezuka. Tezuka stood up. Then he took in a deep breath.

"ALLLO! Everyone, are-you-fyne?" Tezuka said in a spastic voice with a spastic smile on his face. Then he reverted back to his normal self and sat down.

Everyone lagged for a few seconds.

Then they burst out laughing.

THE END. (or is it?!)