GS: (pokes head out of blast door, then goes back in and shuts it again)

Naruto: What's with GS?

Inu: There was a Lawyer-Clown War…

Satsuri: That'd do it…

GS: I don't own Naruto! Also, it would be nice if someone took up my challenge, which I'll explain at the end of this chapter.

Three: Wave

"Shining Fox, in position."

"Black Angel, in position."

"Skeleton Wolf, in position."

"This is One-Eye, the target is coming your way."

A fierce shape moved swiftly through the bushes. Naruto and Inu leapt at it, only to miss and be defeated by its mighty claws. The shape then rushed away from them…

…only to mew pitifully when it was caught by Satsuri. "This is Black Angel, I've got the target. There's a ribbon on the right ear, this is definitely Tora."

"All right team, let's get back."

"MY BABY! Oh, mummy was so worried!" Tora was suffocating in the Daimyo's wife's grip. Let's hear Team Seven's thoughts:

'Come on, squeeze it harder! SQUEEZE IT!'

'KILL THAT THREAT TO ALL WOLVES!' (Inu's obsession with wolves will be explained eventually.)

'Poor guy… no wonder he keeps running.'

Okay, back to real life. The team then turned to the Hokage to see what other missions there were.

"All right, let's see. You can pull weeds, do laundry, babysit Konohamaru…"

"NO WAY!" Guess who? "GIVE US A REAL MISSION, JIJI!"

Iruka shouted back, "No way!" He then proceeded to give a great big lecture about missions that only Naruto paid attention to while Kakashi read his book. Inu took out his humerus and was using it to practice his swordsmanship, whereas Satsuri was staring at Naruto and thinking perverted thoughts. When Iruka was done his lecture, Naruto asked for a real mission again and Iruka started banging his head on the table in front of him.

The Hokage sighed. "Well, as it so happens, I do have one C-rank that is perfect for you. You just have to escort a bridge builder to Wave country. You can come in now, Tazuna."

An obviously drunken man walked in. "This is who you hired to protect me? Sure, the dog-boy looks competent, but the blond shorty looks like an idiot." The three then had to be restrained from killling the man.

A/N: Yeah, I can't remember when they go on the mission exactly, so I'm just gonna continue…

Anyway, eventually, while they were travelling, they came across a puddle. They walked past said puddle, and said puddle turned into a pair of shinobi connected by a chain. The two then proceeded to wrap Kakashi in the chain, tearing him to bits, and then fell over when they were killed by Inu's latest technique, "Finger Bullets," blasting them through the heart.

After Kakashi came out of hiding and calmed the increasingly panicked Naruto, he then proceeded to glare at Tazuna, who proceeded to spill the beans. Once he was done, the team voted to continue anyways, and they set off again.

GS: Yeah, anyways, I can't offer any excuse for the second part of the chapter being so short other that the fact that 1. I can't remember the whole fight and 2. I was feeling lazy at the time. Anyways, here's the challenge:

Alright, this here is a Pokegirl/Naruto crossover challenge. There's no prize, it's not a contest, I just have way too many ideas on my mind already, and to write this one would be troublesome. However, if I decide the fanfic is good enough, you get to be a member of my C2. Here are the requirements:

1. Naruto MUST BE THE MAIN CHARACTER!

2. His first Pokégirl must be a depressed Cudildo (check the file for its evolution Marowhack in the Pokegirl Pokedex and you'll find out why it has to be depressed, if you didn't already know), a Shieldmaiden, an Angel, a Ninjette, a Redeemer, Sexebi, a Megami, a Moonmaid, a Nogitsune, a Kunoichi, a Loner, Shiva, a Naiad, a Ronin, a Shrine Maiden, Super Sayjin, Evangelion (crazy, I know), a Samurai, a Penance (NOT caused by him), a Foxymaiden, a Trixie, a Harlequin, a Kunimitsu, a Lady Luck, a Littletit, Macavity, or an Airmaiden. For multiple first Pokégirls, feel free to choose two of any of the Pokégirls above. After that, feel free to go wild. (Note: I may extend the contents of the list from time to time.)

3. The story must have at least one lemon.

4. You must PM me about the existence of any fanfic you make in response to this challenge, because I wanna see the results.

5. Naruto has to come ALONE to the Pokegirls world, and it has to be interdimensional travel. I don't care HOW he travels like that, so other than that, feel free to go crazy. (No having anyone from Naruto be a Pokegirl, either.)

No other restrictions apply.